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Question: How many are jumping on the bed? And how many fell off and bumped their heads?

Yes, SMH is smack my head. Useful on Twitter, where you're limited to 140 characters. Anyways... "Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye." "All right. But you're so damned ugly."

yes. It's the opening line to Under the Sea

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Sorry. I thought it was so easy that I didn't imagine anyone would have trouble with it. The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You think about goin up there, but that is a big mistake. Come on, no one?

If I were to guess (and it would be a guess), I'd go with The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford But I'd be guessing.

it is Twilight.

Right track. Very wrong train.

OK, let's try one more time... Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who routinely kills animals to take his mind of his desire to kill people instead. Remember, part of the description is SUPPOSED to throw you off. It's not just a plot summary: it's an accurate but misleading plot summary.

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Snoop Dogg? Ugh. Trying to remember that black-themed "Airplane" movie (which MUST have been financed by the KKK it was so racist...) Umm, where was I? Oh yeah... Soul Plane Tom Arnold True Lies

So what we're really saying, then, is that Wierwille wasn't really a Doctor, but he was no less a doctor than oodles of other preachers wandering around the country with the title "The Rev. Dr." I've met a number of people with that title, and let me tell you, I don't find it that far-fetched. But then, I don't recall asking anyone with that title where they got the title from.

The felonious crimes thing might be throwing you off. Let me try something else: Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who has a habit of breaking and entering, not to mention routinely slaughtering wild animals. The "creepy old guy" is throwing you off, but that's on purpose.

Listen to what the babies are thinking...

That is... seriously not correct.

And now, back to our program: Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who commits felonious crimes without care and routinely slaughters animals.

It's probably considered an old movie now, but not by us. Of course, it's also a new movie, relatively speaking. But this is the old movie.

Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who commits felonious crimes without care and routinely slaughters animals. Did not!

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Let's just assume you're right and you can move the game along...

Sean Penn Mystic River Kevin Bacon Because now and then, as a matter of principal, the game ought to come back and pay homage to Kevin Bacon.

Smurfs is the best answer Enchanted would work if not for the "they"

As for vpw's snowstorm hotel story, it should be clear by now that there was no angel on either side of that phone call.

The gullibility of the hearer is no guarantee of the integrity of the speaker. The notion that people took Wierwille the Deceiver at his word and didn't question his credentials proves only that we trusted him, not that he earned or deserved that trust.

The Hangover. "The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."