tomtuttle

TWI = TheyWereInsane ... God has blessed me by erasing so much of that stuff from mah IBM ...

StilltheVerd I have lots of friends here when it comes to the verd ...

Didn't we have oatmeal cookies ONCE while we were in res?? Anyone for some ground chicory coffee?

Be it unto thee according to thy word, Sexie. As Alice Cooper would say, "school's out for summer..."

Jellowhipper, you are one good people. I think we all are, judging by what I see in "the world" around me. And yet my judgement is accurate, for it is not MY judgement, but His that sent me. Hello, our elder brother JohnthePope. Got them windows glistening, like a mirror to the sun?? Today is Sunday, the Lord's day. And I am in the spirit on this our Lord's day. So I adjure you, by Jesus, whom Paul preachethed, enjoy the day and rejoice with our brother the Jellosniffer, for this is his day also. Happy B-day, and 150 more!!

You are PETROS - a small rock or pebble, blown about with every wind of doctrine. I am PETRA - a solid, large rock, and upon THIS rock will I build my Dan church. And as for those whips, With little pieces of me-tal or bone, why, I wanna tell you, once was I shipwrecked with a fair maiden. And you wanna call me a SEX PERVERT??? I want to read that line by line and word by word before I lay you at the feet of the apostle Simon ...

There's room on the cross for you ... By way of explanation, I was away for such a clump (is that a good word, "clump"??) of time because I was experimenting with Jethro Kloss's high enema exercizes simultaneously with the colon cleanse I got from Grace Bliss so maany, maany years ago. Forgive me this wrong. Sexie, wilt thou at this time restore unto us at least some of our corps tuition?? I need the $ for investment purposes, as a good seed steward of the manifold grace of God. An holy kiss to you all ...

Simon, why hast thou disquieted me?? Up, arise from thy slumber, for thy mother sews socks that smell. I go a fishin'. Follow thou me.

What the hey is going on here? What meaneth the bleating of the lambs that I hear in mine earballs? Last time I tried to get into this, God's kitchen, ever-thin was hung up, like our MOG to the sun. Now, I finally get in, and I see something about our Rocky raccoon being disbarred. My brethren, these things ought not so to be. I will return after my hour of power, my motion with devotion, here at work. Simon, thou art filled (pletho) with good stuff. Why must we READ our sermons ....

And I'd like to introduce you both to mah friend (and FIEND) Mr. Belerker. He can transport all your stuff from one place to another booms quick!!!

As Barney would sing: I love you You love me We're a happy fam-i-ly With a big ole hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too... I sang this song to the 3 other guys I was in a golf tournament last weekend with. It sure blessed them!! I could tell by the blank stare I got from them. They were speechless !! Isn't God good?

Yea and Amen, she speaks as one that has AUTHORITY. Well done, thou good and faithful fellow stripper ...

Many are called, but few frozen ...

I have been young, and now am old, yet have I not seen the 9th corps forsaken, nor their seed begging to go to the 7th corps reunion ...

Yes. Just remember; Today IS yesterday's tomorrow ...

Yes, the Truth... Thank you Sexie. Truth on the lips of a jackass worked in the old testament. ... rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the Truth... Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. Charity never faileth. Truth is, yellowdripper speaketh not with forked tongue, as white man speaketh, but, in contrast, speaketh as he is shoved around by the pneuma, the hagion. And now abideth John, Hope, Simon, these four. But the greatest of these is MissEx ...

Now i lay me down to sleep ...

No dribbling here, Ex. Just a tad bit of raw seepage. No worries though. The Doc Vic says to keep some salve on it, it'll clear up ... I'm believing for the 7th corps gathering together to be the best, even though all of us were not invited. If they thirst, let's heap upon them coals of fire, as it were a rushing, mighty wind. So good for our own swollenlipper to rejoin us in this our day and our tread. Welcome home, son. Sit thou here and let me fetch for thee the fairest lamb, that thou mayest be ravaged, and PROVE me now herewith, saith the lord of toasts, if I shall not open to you the doors of the barn, and bring forth unto thee the fairest of all the sheep of my kingdom. (Bill) Naaaay. Where is Simon Hunsucker??

Speaking of gays, one down here in FL is suing the state for the loss of his employment at the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job. What did the gay man say to the cute guy next to him at the bar?? "Mind if I push a stool up for ya??" I think we all got corrupted in the corps. I never spoke like this before ...

How maany angels can dance on the head of a pin?? When me & one of my maany, maany wives first "got together", it was shocking, as the English would say. I had taken off my socks, and she saw my toes, all mangled up, and said, "OMG! What happened to your toes??". I said, "Oh, I had toesalitis when I was young." She says, "You mean TONSILITIS???". I said, "No, I had TOESILITIS." So she says, "Well, I guess you know what it was you had."... Then, as I removed my long pants, she saw my knees, also (bullinger) banged up and scarred. So she says, "OMG!! What happened to your knees??" I responded, "Well, I also had the kneesles." She asked, "Do you mean you had the MEASLES??" I said, "No, I had the KNEESLES." So she says, "Well, I guess you know what you had." Then, anticipating the consumation of our love, love, love, mah people, as I removed my briefs, she said, with ALL BOLDNESS, "Oh, I see you had smallcox also!!" I don't get no respect ... Yeah, it's nice to be able to say these things amongst the 9th corps brethren. It's good to be (clap!) home again. Take your sing along the ways and turn to number 47, What a Fellowship, What a Joy Devine.... Walter, take it away!! [This message was edited by tomtuttle on February 27, 2004 at 9:02.]

What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind as it hits your windshield?? It's arse!! (told to me by a 9 yr old girl in twig one night so maany, maany years ago...) Tom Horrocks, please stand and have the blessing (as our rep pre sent ta tive).

Whatever happened to Charlie Tremendous Jones?? Syborg, ever hear of Cecil B. DeMills?? Ex, still hearing from heaven another way?? TooStrange, there's room on the cross for you... Anyone for a Non-VipVpwwow coffee, otherwise known as ground chiccory delight? I miss corps fright night ...

JJ also (bullinger) was a good guy. But I believe Lenny has something to share ...

Did YOU feel that ???

Looks like HegotHope and Tricia were preparing for the CF&S class, trying out the adult toys as good stewards of the mysteries of the way.