tomtuttle

That is inspiring Nika, thanks. Sexie, I had a beau-tee-ful hedge of love AND believing around MY whole state, until Tom Mausolf & multi-services come by a leveled it. They said it looked like the hedge died backwards, sos they wanted to burn the chaff. Where is Kent Kiplinger? Eddie Lemos?? The flying firkins???

Who beats people?? People!! Swellow, shutteth up not thine bowels of compassion towards me, as I have need of a 45 foot yacht to sail out from among these hurry-canes. Just sent your love offering to me, just write the Creature, Port St. Lucie, FL ... And thou, Sexie, shalt be called 'Lexi', and shalt be the glory of all exotic dancers, unto the uttermost parts of the earth. I love you. Sure. And I'd love to have you love me. But if it's a question of your love or the integrity of the Way's Word, I've gotta go with your love ...

Mohammed Ali was the greatest fighter. Whaddaya know about fighters?? I lost 1 barrel tile from the roof, landscaping looks like Simon did the planting (fall over, fall over!!), and the pool had over a foot of pine needles and branches (and yes, twigs also) on the bottom. Power was out for only 30 hrs. As of today, only 30% of St. Lucie county has power. We were, and are, very "LUCKY" !!!!! Yeah, must be the maaany of us copped out corps here in FL that have brought this upon us. Or maybe we kept the full fury at bay, and the REAL "gate-keeper" who opened the door is the revered Rev BM. I want you to repeat after me, "I LOVE the Lawd!!!!". I want you to hold on to the hand that led the children out of bondage, the hand that saved Gilligan ..

...coming up for air... Ahh, that's better. FINALLY got internet service back after the spring showers. Some houses here are kitty-wampus. I'm about 10 miles south of Ft. Pierce and Frances Cardullo ripped my lip and sliced my jaw, rubbed my faces raw, raw, raw. BARBER COLLEGE!! BARBER COLLEGE!! BARBER COLLEGE!! Now looking at Ivan - he's of the devil. John, let's get together boomsquick for an hour of flour prayer session. Sexie, sorry about your death in the family. My brother died in May - he was only 1 year older than me. Sucks, don't it?? Wierwille, git to crackin!!

John, thanks for posting the link to the pic of the future Bored of the Trustees members. Those people look so much like people I knew so maany years ago. Studying the picture I notice, from left to right, counterclockwise, the apostle, the prophet, the evangelist, the pastor and the teacher, and not pictured is Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. Geez, how right-on we were, even back then ... 5 for the gift ministries, the Way Tree in the background, the couch where we were SITing, the drinks for our stomach's sake and our often infirmities, the light shining down upon the blessed believers ... How maany more spiritual reminders could possibly be power-packed into this dynamic picture!!!??? It is SO GODLY ... Even Mr. BayLeaves, who appears to be covering his feet, as in days of old, and Darleen resting in the Lord, with two (2) MIGHTY MEN OF GOD gently holding her up... Hey John, where's your right hand of blessing??? Touching the hem of her young and firm garment?? No wonder she's so blessed ... The only thing missing is the fire engine red VPWWOW Hotline phone. OK - what other Goldy, inspiring things can one see from this pic????

I make myself cry, Sexie. An acceptable alternate assignment might be Tinny (pronounced "Teeney", if you're picking at your teeth and then looking at it) NM, or Alamogordo, or Tres Cruces. Maybe even a hootch on Hwy #9 - Hey, Mister ... drop me off ... I miss the renewed mind ... And now I go to dream a dream. Now I lay me down to sleep ...

A round of Fig Pep on me, for this our Strange brother, who was lost, is found. Anyone ever stay at the Best Western in Botkins for CW/ROA?? As I drove that road from HQ to Botkins, I would dream of someday settling in Kettlersville. And when I'd drive to the way's cult center in New Breman, next door to our beloved Wints, I'd dream of settling in Lock Two, maybe working at the nearby lumber yard on Hwy 29. Oh, the smell of chicken dung fertilizer hanging heavily in the hot and moist summer early morning air, while running around the block!! Good morning Lord!!!!!!!

LiftedUp/PressedDown, your opinion is in error. I was on staff at HQ for our interim year. So was Simonion the chief scorcerer. Our spirits were well-hidden, that's all. We arose a great while before day and went out and departed unto a solitary place and did our deeds whilst other slept with their spirits of slumber. Your eyes were spiritually closed. Why didn't LCM recongnize that and rebuke you?? I was getting his loving reproof frequently in those days, which still today I am underwhelmed by. Tamed in the Spirit?? Hardly ...

...the House (eklesia) of His Healing presents... Just like Christmas!! In my HHHP I found crutches, a hemostat, a sponge, sponge, sponge ... aren't you glad I'm not performing an emergency apendectomy on YOU!!!??? What do you think my back looks like?? You tell me what you think my back looks like, and I'll be able to tell you how far you're going to go, psychotically ...

Simon, do as Moses commanded: "Take 2 tablets, and your headache will go away"... I have very little sympathy for all you rope-a-dope posters. I don't know why. I hear these maany voices in mine head, like now, one's telling me to go to the bathroom. And another one tells me I have to get ready to go to work. I know it's devilish, but I feel compelled to listen and obey, especially the bathroom thingy... Oh Sexie, I would to Gawd you were here today sos we could fellowship one with another. ... there's another (allos) one, telling me to go take a shower ...

Alright, alright, enough of this lovey-dovey stuff. Geez, any more and I'm gonna seep like a civ.

You can lable a can of pickles "tomatos", but it doesn't change the pickle on the inside. Why, he was no more a doctor than a barrel 'o monkeys ... Much learning doth make him mad.

Yea and amen Yellowdripper. Have ye not heard that if you shut your ear-balls off to the spoken verd, even from our own Simonion, you'll be hearing from heaven another (heteros) way... I thank you and I thank you, Sexie, for the edifying pic of our pilot of the soul Frank-cis. Or is that Frank-sis?? He has taken to heart and mastered the collaterals, particularily 'Are You Limiting Gawd?'. If only we could get our Shallowzipper to get his head on straight and git to crackin on the collaterals ... Many are called, but few frozen. That's what I call Renewed Mind Effort. Frank has become all things to all men that he might by any means crave some. Lo shanta!! New light for our generation today: The way of a man with a maid (all-inclusive pronoun). Bound in the spirit?? I wanna tell you ...

About a year or so ago, I spoke with one of my 'sponsors', and said, "For whatever it's worth, thanks again for sponsoring me." She said I was the ONLY person she sponsored that has ever thanked her (after-the-fact). Clyde ....ed me off also. Come to think of it, I disliked AT LEAST as many people in the corps as I liked. They had a much too "holier than thou" attitude (which was a shadow of things to come). But you pee-pul here on this mine thread are not among them that I disliked. And what was worse that having to do blast patrol with one of those whom you disliked??? I'd rather have slided down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol. Clyde, SIT THE HELL DOWN ALREADY!!!!!!!!! Around me, just keep your ears open and mouth shut and you'll learn something ...

Thanks John. You could have posted the other pics where I had drool running down my face, my hands trembling, etc. I have been called not only the lamb of the lost sheep of Gawwd, but also "Aqualung", spying little girls with bad intent ... Well, even though I look rather weathered from my battles for or from Gawd, I managed to get a job starting Monday (no longer 'Men Without Jobs'). Almost had to go to Memphis for 3 months or more, and could have gone to Tampa, from whence the John & Hope show broadcasts. But praise Jesus, I got hooked up locally here and for better money. Isn't Gawd good?

Or is that the GQ mag model? Is it live, or is it Memorex??

Catcup, so many good, pure-hearted people treated so poorly out of envy, jealousy, hatred ... say, aren't those qualities of some other god?? I do WISH (There, I said it!!!) I could go through some of those events today. I was too respectful back then ...

Moved recently to a new home. While unpacking yet another dusty box, I found my old companion bible, with the same corps evaluation letter someone before had mentioned. I also never responded, but was never fortunate enough to get a "God Bless, You're the Best" letter afterwards from the bulbus, pulsating, pompus, engorged forehead monster. But the corps assignment letter did give me a laugh.

Thanks for the picture John. Look how blessed Davis appears!!! Looks like a ruined corvette (or, as the French would say, "Corvette de Ruin") would have blessed him more (Dixie). Tom, Strange it is that thou shouldest be so concerned about stoops. Turn your eyes upon Jesus. Look full on his wonderful face. And the things of earth will grow tom strangely dim in the light of his glory and grace. La malacosita lo shanta!! Beep beep beep ...

We must needs start a tread on fire hydrants, or matches, or Kool shorties ... If Vicki of the Del Duncan Negro had married Steve Morrow, any way she could have reincarnated into Vick Morrow?? ... nawww, that's what those spiritualists want you to believe. Gotta go, my palm reading awaits ...

That's it ... Just keep speaking ... You're speaking the WONDERFUL WORKS OF GOD ...

The Way for Me - From Love Unto Venom. What "natural" man would ever stand for this kind of "righteous indignation"?? Seems the natural man may have more "prudence" than many wafers ... What a wunnerful bunch of leaders and teachers we had ...

And whilst there may be no evolution in Geno's, Eduardo's was fundamentally the best piece 'o pizza this side of the Palmer House. I volunteer to staff the beer wagon should Sara and Lou get remarried ... but I shall need helpers a'plenty. Simon?? Sexie?? Mellowtripper?? TicaNika?? TomOddball?? Multi-services with Alan Benson??

He is, just as surely as the cow's name is Bessie. Was Bessie a gurnsey, brown swiss, or otherwise?? Maybe I'll fashion a teaching addressing that very thing ... Was corps week/ROA a blessing this year?? I seem to have missed it, what with my itineraries and all ... Hope the leadershi* is not too upset with spiritual anger. I miss sleeping in those cozy, warm, humid corps tents and the 1st class showers.

I obey God. He says to be imitators of Him. And He says "I am the Lord, I change not." So, I also change not. I am still young & firm. I gots youngin's 18, 9 and 4. Maybe next year I'll have another. Well, I've been off work since the end of May - my contract ended and I took mine ease. Went to Mexico, Cocoa Beach, and places of ill repute. And now I go bound in the spirit to work again the end of next week - either Utah or Memphis or Ft. Lauderdale. Should know which one I will do by Tuesday. Just so's you know why I've been in and out of these our forums for the past couple months. But you all are daily (Where's John & Cici??) in mah phronema and nous. Exie, when wilt thou come to FL, as the Lord hath instructed thee??