tomtuttle

We do have this ministry available today. In the originals, it is the ministry of 'sophosanalis', from the greek SOPHOS (wise) and ANALIS (the sun-no-shine place) ...

I'm not so sure Simon's manifestations are genuine. I remember years ago, whilst he was being nurtured on that milk of the Word, his eyes would roll away, roll away, roll away .. I would love to have been at with all of you, sure must be a 'spacial' time to see one another again. And who is this karmic? A car mechanic? A stand up comedian? Rocky's body-double guard? How is that ole' racoco? Is he still persecuted on these our threads? I must needs get to reflections today - hair starting to look like the crusty sailor's ...

Hey, who was on blast patrol last night?? Spiritually asleep at the switch. The 11 corps tread popped up on top and our watchman in the night walked right on by the spirit and kept on going...

Hi. My name is Tom and I am a recovering firehose.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain Simon. Whenever I hear ANYBODY say, "Well, I THINK ...", I stand up and take another look at this thing. I THINK they were saying ... Well, bless your heart, it's not what YOU THINK that's so important. It's in minds that open, and in eyes that ask. That song was referring to walking in the side door of the BRC and stepping on down the stairs for the meal, after which they would be handing out sack suppers. That'll make ANY daddy's head hand down.

I believe that was only in Uncle Harry's version of the songbook, and it was #1 with a bullet.

Speaking of Paps 'n such, I wonder how Joe Papworth is doing. In high school I knew a Michael Titsworth. Hit him on the head with a rock while we were skipping the last day of school my Russell senior year, jumping off a rock cliff into a canal. Had to jump abundantly into the canal to pull him out, or he would never would give suck again ... Oh, where have the years gone ...

We were taught "Spirit is thicker than blood". Many of us must have been thicker than molassis in Minneapolis in January. I lost a wife due to the "ministry", but then again, I probably would not have married her in the first place had it not been for the ministry. I don't even know whether that is good or bad ... And if you had a good-looking wife, watch out, 'cause numerous "top-brass", legion leaders on up, would be on the prowl, to bless and serve, or is that service??

Excellent, Miss Ex. And I will lift his manly stuff, things that go in the garage, as well as his ex-lawn, even the worms beneath the top layer of soil, every jot and tuttle of nutrients implanted within, like that Word, sos that the unbelieving new owner may be blessed and that they may see our brother's fruit of believing. I pray also that Skipper's gas milage gets doubled for all his sins, but only those which God winked at, and which are become as white as Dixie Moore snow. I pray for the spark plugs in his engine, that they are not fouled by the gas of the unbelieving attendants, that his oil is clean and lubricating even every hidden area of that engine, that the axle grease retains its viscosity, that it may be one, even as we are one. And as for the heard heartedness of Simon the sorcerer, who tempts with that which he has (fire engine red truck), may his truck become barren among women and die from the roots up. Oh Shanta ...

I don't know about the rest of you, but as for me and my house, we shall not be moved. I am, however, moving my bowels of compassion to youward, Throckmorton. May His hands be your hands, His strength your strength, and His truck your truck. Just stay put on that Word...

I second that, fellowfrisker.

Have we all risen ?

Calm down now mah peoples. They are still married because ... Paul said they should and Jesus said they could.

Well, bust mah britches. The good ole boy with that fake Austrailian accent sends greetings. Sexie, where is he, still in TN?? The same back to him and the rest of you all. It would be so fun to have a Christmas with all of you and your families. I do believe our chilluns (keeds) would see us in a new light after witnessing & undershepharding our laughter and silliness-isms. It has been an interesting year. Job changes, moved into the new house we had built in June, my brother died (unexpectedly) in May, my mother Dec 3, my wife's father the day before yesterday, a partridge in a pear tree. Maybe I will hit the lotto sos we can have our reunion... Have a wunnerful holiday season, all of you, even that crusty old sailor Simon, leader of legions, with his fleet of box-tail trucks. If only Rubin were around to service them ...

Behold! How great a matter a little fire kindleth... One requirement that VP had for the 9th corps women was they had to be hot. This was established by the MOGFART hisself, LCM. Their only intention was to see that the 9th corps men were blessed... Sexie, you lil' fire-ball. Think I'll start calling you Sugar Britches. If only I were young & firm again.

Much learning doth make thee mad, fellowripper. But no worries, mate. Even Jesus got angry ...

What's a 'WOW' ??? Never mind, I just remembered ... No, I have no idea where our Ann is in this our day and in this our time. Sorry ...

Eileen ing leaning, leaning on the everlasting arms ... The bible says there is no God. He just forgot to read the first part of the verse, "The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." So you see, you can prove just about anything you want to by taking the Word out of context. Maybe my sons have sinned ... Bring that Simon out to us , that we may know him.

I hear all this talk about being channels for God, or being mediums for God. That's hookie-pookism. You'll know when God moves you to do something. This word "move" in the texts is a verb, which connotes ACTION. But if you're not listening, you got your ear-balls all stuffed up, like our brother kingagripper, you'll be hearn' from heaven in another (allos) way ...

Dat's right, flipper. The Word doesn't return void, but accomplishes what I please and prospers in the thing whereunto I sent it. Simon hit the it on the Ann No-toe when he said just because you're the last, or youngest, in the family, it doesn't make you the least. But do not pre-judge the rich kids. Why, there was a day when I too didn't believe the words "Holy Bible" on the outside of the book. Look at the apostle Sexie. Once she was blind, but now she's deaf. Besides, speaking in tongues is NOT A GIFT!!! It is your operation of THE gift, Pneuma Hagion. You need to let go and let God. Just let Him have His way with you. ... holy men of God spake as they were pushed around but the Holy Ghost ...

I agree a lot with what Simon says. When, and where, we have fear in our lives, we cannot have faith. I'll bet that you read all the newspapers, and watch all the news on television. Ninety percent of EVERYTHING you read in the newspapers and see on TV is NEGATIVE. Let thine eye be SINGLE, just like you are, at least for now, unless you cannot cease from sin. But it is better to marry than to burn. Lay not up for yourselves wives & girlfriends upon earth, where rust doth corrupt, and theives break through and steal. And again, like they say, "I've got a help, but I'm not gonna jack YOU!!!!"... But it is happened unto you according (bullinger: the standard being) to the true proverb, He goeth after her straightway, as an ox to the slaughter, and as a fool to the correction of the sirloin stockaide. You are manifesting what is biblically known as Derec Banai Adam: ways of the sons of men. "Why, I've got more love in mah pinky ..."

Dats mah Dotsie!!!

Mother Simon, that one was lame. No wonder even your dog closes his eyes when he humps your leg ...

That's a scary thought. Can you imagine being married by LOY??? Wasn't he afforded the first shot at the wife-to-be, just like Caligula?? Terms of service, ya know ...

I knew it!! Mr. Belerker !!!!