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  1. No, sexie hexie, I also(bullinger) practice song leading while getting my aerobics points. And not only that, but stop every so often to teach the trees ... Thanks Nika. I know you just went through this recently too. I am looking forward to the day when we will all be joined together, whether in Lost Vegas with HeistheBest or at the gathering. Speak up, Mellowtripper, for you speak and the sound of your voice is so sweet, the birds hush their singing. Simon, drugs have not effected your long-term mammories in the least!! The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth mucho.
  2. Glo-ray! Who hath confirmed thee? No man, lord. Neither do I confirm thee. Go comma and sin period (remember class, there was no punctuation in the originals). No more ... Yellowdripper, it is not CONVERSATION", but rather CONVERSION, as in when one thing changes to another (heteros), like my son's transformers. Just like ye, be ye TRANSFORMED comma by the renewing of your kind... If any man be ignorant (stu - peed), let him be, comma, stupid.
  3. Feelings, my Sexie, come and go comma but the word of tuttles ... I'm fine. But you really are getting up too early. Just like me. It's hard for me to sleep past 4:30am, even if I'm up late the night before. Have to go for now - big day of conversion verification. Have a great big wonderful God (and day) !!!!
  4. That is so true. They don't realize they are in business only because I am here at this place at this time and can intercede for them. I think I will get them a copy of The New Dynamic Church for Christmas...
  5. Get thee behind me Simon. You should know that I only do the will of the fodder. The laborer is worthy of his hire. All things are lawful unto me. If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, who giveth freely and upbraideth not ...
  6. All my love to you also Sexie. You're up too early, it's the Lord's day. Sleep in. More work for me today - but that's kinda good - I bill for hours worked, should be a banner week ...
  7. Thanks John. I wish the world were full of people like you all ...
  8. Thanks guys. I am keeping busy, doing a conversion for a company and the weekend is the only time their employees are off the computer sos I can do whats I gots to. I'll have much sandi Moore to say later. You guys have great, big ken rine-harts. You are like the daniel shade in the desert, giving me sup on penny boones farm apple dr wine garner, like a babe suckling on jeff pappas. You help me feel like being on top of the marcia ferris wheel. I can always charlie le count on you!!!
  9. Bare with me, mah peeps. This Tom Strangeness in me is due to a serious matter. My mother has been going downhill physically since Turkey day last week, and my sister called me at 10:30 last night to tell me she is suffering no more, she has passed. Life is too short. Be sure to live and love every minute you can. You all are a 'blessing' to me. Thanks for putting up with my silliness ... And my thanks to our own Sexie, who emailed me the 9th corps listing back on June 6, 2001 (speaking the truth in love, to be jeff frank). Back to 'The Way - Looking for Love': I pray for a shelly barrier of protection around you all by the dana king of kings. I suppose we are all babes in need of linda gerber milk. Bill nay, we don't know it all yet. But someday, maybe even on the steve morrow, we shall know even as also we are known. Our sins are removed as far as east is from frannie west. Jesus died for our sheila a-toney-ment, so we will never freddy/ruth rott in hell. We must finish the race, michael just like the patty belmont stakes, praying john&cici daly. Let us retain our jane fountain of youth and never carol sell out to the chuck master son of the devil, nor Ed/Lynn Hardin your hearts. Simon, how maany of your corps sistren did you let carrie lee your johnson??
  10. Sexie, you painted a wunnerful picture for us all, but you left out the donnie&marcia lambs of God. Hopefully you will not tricia byrne in hades (sheol-gravedom). And ole Simon, he thinks he's the elaine big bee on this our tread. Looks like he's in for a bit of rick hosin, michael just like the diane sparrolds that fly north for the johnny winter (how's 'bout THAT one??). Let's not let all that yvette de rouen our fun here though. There is Christmas in the terry ayres, time for david baily and cream. Time to get out the laura weber grill, slap on the adams ribs, with sides of ann rice (en espanol, carlos arroz), john david custer pie with gary spicer, and karie tourne up the Xmas tunes out in back by the bill&fran poole. Ahh, Christmas in FL!! Maybe HeGotHope will stop by for nip or 2 of randy ginn. Let's charlie le count our blessings this michael holliday season. Even if we only have collen maloney and cheese sandwiches. Because we are CALLED OF GOD (sounds claudette royale, don't it now??). WISHING every the best season ever - no gary bullock!!!!! Hey Simonion, you always were a cathy aszman, weren't you??
  11. My brethren, count it all joy, joy joy, joy down in mah heart (WHERE!!!???) down in mah heart (WHERE!!!!????) down in mah heart ... New moon, new wine, all are one, and all in one, that we may be one, that we may become won, even as thou art one. For we have not followed Judy cunningly devised Jon fables, nor have we James/Karen gambled wrecklessly. Therefore there is laid up for us a crown of right living, whether in the body or out of the body God knoweth. Think I'll have buddy curried goat for lunch today along with some elrod soup. Then maybe a Kool shortie ... Howard, I'll have a cup of coffee please... Corps nite tonite. Two drink minimum will be strictly enforced. Use of outside funds is approved. Then we go carrolling around town (didn't we do that in Emporia so maany maany years ago??). What do you think those people thought?? Blessed or not-so-blessed?? Sure blessed me more than I already was.
  12. Bosco?? Just never say that word around me ... Simon, you don't need any more talkin'. Just walk the walk. Drink a little wine for thy stomach's sake, and remember the 3 B's of bountiful living: Beer (can be substituted for the wine) Beach (salt covenant) Babes (in the WORD, of course) Gotta go, have to catch the red-eye out of NK on Amb 666 to Teeeeeeneeey, where I am to be a rep-pre-sent-ta-tive for Christ's sake.
  13. ... back to the blue goose ... This duck died BACKWARDS!!
  14. Fellowstripper, ALWAYS go on first thought. It may not always bless the hearers, but there will always be profit to it. May you receive of the Lord's hand double ...
  15. Yes, congrats on the house sale. But Simon's advice is full of half-truths. You don't tithe on the profit realized. You tithe on the debbie GROSS sale amount, unless you don't want God to even SPIT in your direction. I think that same spittle hath blinded the mind of Simonion, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto him. Do not worry about $ for Christmas, err, Ho Ho Relo. Matter of fact, you ought to even up that tithe to accomodate the sins of your fiance. Remember, YOU CANNOT OUTGIVE THE GIFFER...
  16. Tricia does indeed look the same as years (decades) ago. Maybe Ted Patrick Farrell had something to do with that. Thanksgiving is Thanksliving. Or is it the other way around?? I can't even remember if they fed us turkey on T-day. All of you have a GREAT week with friends & family. My menu for this year is Bolger Wheat Salad and chicora coffee.
  17. Ortho-Tonto-Mounta, these are not awfully quiet, as you suppose, seeing it is but your first post in maany a day. Even a fool, when he holdeth his mouth, is considered wise. Yes, we are listening to Pappy's still, small scream.
  18. Let all things be done decently and in order. Please do not confuse family style with the Sirloin Stockade, from whence arose the infamous Ice Cream Bowl. Up from the grave He arose ...
  19. Shall I SIT much for the person to whom I am passing the seasonings? Even if he/she is on my left (always pass clockwise)??
  20. Mornin', mah peeps. Please pass the gorp ...
  21. Sometimes I miss the changing of the twigs, err, leaves colors, the crisp breeze of fall, but then I am snapped out of that stayed mindset by the sound of the ocean, the waves breaking on the beach, the segull's squawking and poop landing on my arm, the feel of beads of perspiration beading up on my upper lip area, as if by inspiration, and also by the sight of God's beautiful pee-pul blessedly walking around in shorts and tee shirts. Yes, I miss the distinct feel of fall, but not for too long ... Sexie, if we are losers by our inability to outgive God, are we then weeners because we are made perfect in our inability to handle the situation?? ChelloPicker, thanks for reminding me to not try to outgive the Giver. Your iron hath spoken to His hears behind my eyes ...
  22. How would you all like to get more blessed than you already are?? I need sponsorship for the NOW field ...
  23. I have learned that when I am me, it is not me, but He that is in me, amd me that is in He, you see? As JAL would say, Will The Real You Please Stand Up ... No need to disect these things ... scalpul, hemostat, sponge, sponge, sponge ... Take Simon, with his sailor-type language. It is abundantly clear that he speaks as he is pushed around by The Pneuma, The Hagion. Each of us has our unique way. That is why we can laugh and "get real blessed" here on this our thread.
  24. VP In Me (or is he??) Secrets of the St. Mary's Motel
  25. No Sexie, it does not mean that, you silly goose. It means you're ALIVE!!! And THAT is per PLAF...
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