tomtuttle

And I am more concerned with the conditions in our penal systems ...

Baraka?? Jeepers, Mr. and Mrs Clever, I thought this might be a film to hep me to better speak the wonderful works of God ...

Have another one Sexie. They key to life is a healthy colon and a quiver full ...

Well, if your dread is too great, our dear pillowripper, you can: 1. Cut your legs down to a more comfortable size 2. Look for a main squeeze locally 3. Bring your body into subjection - attend ONLY on the Lord (give up on mating calls) As for me and my house, we shall serve the Ford ...

Was Alexis Dixie Moore's cousin?? 20 years ago we's guys were in our areas of concern, interest & need as workers together in the grace of God. I was in WI, lovin the warm, tropical climate and watching the Brewers amidst maany Old Styles and Johnsonville brats. To this day I remember how good those brats were, with a bit of mustard and a ton of onions, and how the Old Style flowed (as well as the subsequent relievings of mah-self), like rivers of living waters ... I do not miss the panic to get home from work to get some meeting coordinated, or the excited anticipation of our corps evaluations, getting cleaned up, wolfing down anything before leaving to pick up the new fruit, etc. I did find a one dollar bill on the ground at the zoo one of my first days in WI. That was to equal my 1st years' income. Simon, did your earballs ever get cold up there??

Only the Lord knows the way through the wilderness. When He comes back as Lord God almighty, nobody's gonnan call him a G** D*** so and so ..., you Jesus Christ so and so ...

...a shorter larger beak ... I cannot, for the life (zoa) of me, mentally picture this fisher of Dana Kings ever picking up such a large object, ESPECIALLY with the SHORTER LARGER beak. Maybe with a larger larger beak, but not the shorter larger one. And to you Sexie ... Let me ask you a question. Did tuttles go to Emporia?? Did he go?? You bet your life he did!!! Almost lost his wife.

Nika, a new and improved Nika???? Dat's not what MAH bible says: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man, but that which cometh out. Sos, hows come you think the braces coming OUT of the mouth made you better?? Somebody's GOT to be a liar ...

UncleHarry, my young & firm friend, that is not snow as some would suppose, seeing it is but the 3rd hour of the day, but instead dandruff, or a rare form of exema (from exousia), falling from the WogLogPogSogFog's glorious area of childbirth. Gives me shivers up mah spine. What do you think her back looks like?? Dare anyone let their renewed mind go there? Sexie, I am the POG for this our day and this our time. I wish I were the POG I know to be...

It's a disgrace, for me, to have been, in this fellowship, this morning ... Me son started walking out and said, "Dad, I can't stand it any more. I thought to myself, "Why, my son's got more sense than I do.". And just about that time, the dinner was being pulled out of the oven ...

And lets not forget to lift the lift list along with those apes & peacocks.

My oh my, yes!! The infamous back and neck rubs. And nothing worse than the giver of that healing touch having hands that smelled and looked like the apostle paul's back ... however ... I was fortunate to have a gal in maany of my classes who would rub my hands - man, it was nice. I used to call it her handjob. I would even "axe" her. "K****, would you PLEASE gimme a handjob??". This was during a PLAF session. Maybe that's why we had quite a few who stuck around ... Anyone ever run a class where they were the "instructor", the chart flipper, the refreshment supplier and get-ready'er, the one to drive across town to pick up the "new fruit", take them home, listen, for as many hours as PLAF, to their every concern, all while working a full time job?? My brethren, count it all joy ...

Mellowtripper, we all rejoice with you over your daughter's recovery. And I agree, thank God for the doctors/chemists/etc. we have today. It sure is a relief to be able to not only recognize God at work, but also the talent and smarts of mere MEN. We couldn't do that 20 years ago ... OutIgot, we fared well. Out of power for 21 hrs. and boil water and offspring for 4 days. But others nearby still haven't had power since Francis. I had 2 tiles get loosened during each hurricane, and each time I rose up a great while before night and liquid-nailed them back on. They hold even unto now...

Back to our fore-ordained position ...

What about life insurance??? You've got to be the rankest believer if you even THINK about getting life insurance. I remember the exact words of Our Fodder in the Vaudeville, how that he said, "What good does life insurance do you?? When you die, you're DEAD!!!". What a wise man he was. To hell with the wife & kids. Let them BELIEVE GOD for their own needs ... Let's all turn to number 66 in your Sing Along the Way's, Blessed Insurance ... Blessed Insurance, State Farm is Mine ...

TomOdd, posting on threads other than the One True thread is like going to a Campus Crusade for Christ meeting and saying you know him (VPW) personally. There was a lot more Storm Damage here also, dear John. I thanks Gods (spanish version) our new house is in a new development where the power lines are underground, kinda like a subcarrier.com. We lost power 10pm Sat. night and got it back 7pm Sunday night. 90% of St. Lucie county is still without power. Some haven't had power since Francis Cardullo over 3 weeks ago... I even got internet service back late yesterday (obviously). We must needs do something about the Moneychangers living in FL. Maybe a surprise Halloween visit ... Love, love, love, mah people.

I, for one, wanna hear the entire gospel, from the pe****ta text. Well, here we go again. Jeanne is knocking at the door and I, unless I play golf today, will see nothing profitable from the winds. Guess we will lose power for an unknown tongue, uhh, period of time again, and will have to use bottled water for awhile. Just like LEAD, but much more real. I am believing to hope for the best luck possible. YouGotOut, since you're so close to the CAUSE of this our hurricane (the right rev of your area of concern, interest & need), why don't you pay him a visit and practice the casting out of regions?? Maybe then we could enjoy a few weeks without this MalPak drill. You wonder what you can say to your people at a time like this. And so, mah peoples, I leave you with this: The next time you see the son of St. Lucie he will be coming in a chariot of wind, with a skip in his step, and a smile in his soul. Until then, my heart will go on singing. Until then with joy I'll carry on. Until the day my eyes behold the sun rising. Until the day the electricity comes back on at home ...

Who are they gonna marry????? Why, they have to marry their sisters, of course. There's no one else around to marry. You see, back then, they didn't have the inpurities in their blood like we do today. Even today in some states, people are allowed to marry second cousins, I believe. So what's so bad about that?? I'm a little sweet on MY sister. Sure ... But John, I do believe you have resolved the growth factor by your anal-ysis. Unless, of course, they do the biblical thing and marry their sisters, unless, of course, their sisters are not standing graduated or in residence corps, unless, of course, the guidelines for standing and/or in-residence has changed by the new light shed to this generation, unless, of course ...

If they go out witnessing, two by two, that last group will be in direct violation of the wonnerful revelation the crustees have received from on higher ground. Or maybe they pair off in 3's ... Lifted, please get with the spirit of this our tread. We are not interested in real numbers, only those numbers with spiritual significance in the bible. Too bad lcm isn't around for his annual football game. He could have all 5 all the time on his team, and the rest (zero) on the other (heteros) side. Then believing for a victory in jesus would be as easy as falling off a greased log backwards ... Maybe they can re-enact the others crucified with jesus ... Maybe my sons have sinned.

White man may speak with forked tongue, brother Yellowdripper, but thy tongue is the wonder and rewonderment of mine heart. Simon, your words soothe and heal my bones. Sexie, I am satisfied with thine breasts at all times. Tom the Odd one, just as the body without soul is dead, so faith without works is dead also. Just popping into a fellowship every third week or so doesn't signify you have reached reverendum. Quit you like men. Be strong. Be ye a follower of me. Be careful for nothing. Be an imitator of God. Be perfect. Be... all that you can be ... Join the Corps. I hear they had 5 graduate this last year. You would be like an excellors session unto the babes in the Corps. Just teach them about ice cream bowls, and commandos, and all were were implanted with.

Where is mah peoples?? I command thee, let mah peoples GO!!!! If we keep this silent much longer, I feel moved to require all 9th corps, in-res, out-of-res, interim, graduated, LOA, DOA, DFAC, Sunset, Precorps, Special and Honorary, to write an essay for me to read on, "The Way - Looking For Love". Sexie, do you still have the original transcripts I sent you when the fodder put it on mah heart to write this?? Maybe we could post some excerpts booms-quick so's our people will have a clear vee-sion of what I want. Simon Peter, lovest thou me?? Sincerely, Hunka Hunka Burnin' Tut

I ain't scared of no ghost ...

...lead a horse to water ... hmmmmm, thanks for the clarification, Satori. Much clearer to me now. I was attempting to lead 2 horses' asses. But don't fault me too much for this, as BOTH ENDS of BOTH BEASTS looked the same to me. Kinda like when I was born, the doctor looked at my *** and looked at my face and announced, "TWINS!!!!!". And I used neither a stick nor a carrot. I used a very large cucumber grown at our own organic farm in Rome City. Keepin' it in the family, so to speak... Actually, at that time in Gunnison and before the death of our fodder in the turd, I knew little of what has been exposed since. So my artilary back then was sparse and not openly supported by the masses. So the 2 jackasses of this our day and time probably laughed it off. Looking back, I would like to have held forth something better left unsaid to these wunnerful clowns...

While in the corps, I tried my best to witness to LCM and TJ (not the dog - the physical being in charge) at Gunnison. My Godly opinions were not shared or even received with meekness by the aforementioned ...

I don't know about New Orleans. While on staff at HQ I went there with brother Bo and 2 others for an IBM function. While there I met with my old man best friend from high school who had gone to Tulane and became (tahu va bahu) without form and void (you see, there is no verb 'to be' in the texts), oopppps, I mean a lawyer for Exxon. Excuse me while I shift gears without overlap. Anyways, we got together for lunch in the French Qtr one day and I was hit on by a female impersonator, who was performing across the street at one of the bars HegotHope and Sexie were wont to be. I still have his/her phone number, in case anyone here would have an interest (Francis??)... So then, I see then a law, waring in my member, that the thing which is good I do... or in this case, didn't do ... As you can see, it is either very late, or very early, a GREAT while before day. You tell me which you think it is, and I'll tell you ...