Happy Limerick Day!

[Belle]

HAPPY LIMERICK DAY!!

There once was a café of greasespots

Who drank much from bottles and teapots

Thus saith the great forehead

We should soon all be dead

Evil and wrong he’s the one who rots

There once was a man named Pawtucket

Who wanted a place for those who had quit

To share their stow-ry

The good, bad and gory

And tell T-W-I where to stick it

And here's one I found that Hammeroni wrote a while back:

An Oakie was once in New Knoxville,

who claimed that all others were awful.

He wished he could stay at the beautiful place,

but he just had to make it a brothel.

[doojable]

Welcome to the Greasespot Cafe

Where is seems there's never a boring day

The coffee is strong

If you linger too long

We'll leave the counter and make you pay!

There once was a creep from Ohio

Who wanted to make money and said, "I know!"

I'll tell a small lie

About snow in July

Then I'll hide my Drambuie in the silo.

[Ham]

Once there was a glass eyed weeper,

In crap he could not dig deeper.

He opened a clinic for nut cases init,

but "patients" were made the docs keepers.

[doojable]

There once was a creep from Ohio

Who wanted to make money and said, "I know!"

I'll tell a small lie

About snow in July

Then I'll hide my Drambuie in the silo.

At the Cafe we like our coffee hot and strong

We'll sit and drink it all day long.

The bull we do shoot

But we sure have a hoot!

Hey, 2,147 members can't all be wrong

In honor of the Poodle thread....

Where oh where did that poodle go?

We've looked high and we've looked low.

VP said the word

No more "Yips" were heard.

Now Coco is six feet below.

[rhino]

those are good Belle and dooj ...

but coco probably got a less respectful end ...

coco couldn't swim

with those stones tied to him

those late night "hamburgers" were part coco

or

nothing could go to waste

they filleted him with haste

those late night "hamburgers" were part coco

Edited May 12, 2007 by rhino

[doojable]

He said we'd be "greasespots by midnight"

But we found out that things would be all right

VeePee was perverse

And Craig-y was worse

Now we all have a good dose of hindsight.

Women blew on Little Loy's horn

And compared it to an ear of corn.

They all thought it was funny

When he told them, "Now Honey,

That dress was one that I'd worn.

Edited May 12, 2007 by doojable

[doojable]

Welcome to the Greasespot Cafe

Where we serve up "The Special" all day

We snicker and sneer

Then go have a beer

While we thank God we're not in the Way.

Little Loy Blue got his horn blown

While he told others to do as they're shown.

From his perch he did fall

And he became quite small.

Now he lives all alone.

[Happyasaclam]

The legend of Coco lives on

You can still hear her cries by the pond,

Though she swam like a brick and was rescued by Tic

The flutterbutt somehow was gone.

[GrouchoMarxJr]

There once was a pervert named Vic

who was very disturbed and quite sick

first, the young girls were drugged

on the bus they were lugged

where Vic annointed them all with his p***k

[doojable]

The Word! The Word and nothing but the Word

Is what we Wayfers always heard.

Along came POP

We all went "Whooo-eeeee!"

Now TWI is not much more than Merde.

[J0nny Ling0]

There was a do it youselfer named Alice,

Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her ------ in South Carolina,

and part of her ---- in Dallas....

Umm I only know the "bad" ones. But I always got a kick outa that one. The ones I've tried to invent usually don't "flow" like they should...

[Belle]

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