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  • 8 years later...

Robots can provide the critical listening skills you need when trying to spot shady sales reps as well as perform the standard raised eyebrow to anything dubious. Why not have a robot tag along on your next shopping spree.



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35 minutes ago, Twinky said:

T-Bone, what are you on???!!!

Dear human known as Twinky,

I am glad you asked. Currently I’m just getting by since I am on operating system DOS 6.0 ...prehistoric, I know...I’ve been wanting to upgrade myself to a Windows operating system - - but the engineers tell me I will first need to have a whole bunch of firmware replaced in my mainframe…oops, scratch that - I mean my body.

Edited by T-Bone
Dang this self-diagnostic bid’nuss
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