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there once was a guy named Norm

who did NOT fit the forum "form"

when he read about lust

figured he must

see those other guys porn

you guys are writing lymerics about girls getting abused.....WTF?

valiant protectors?

jealous hypocrytes?

rethink that, please!?

It being my first time through on this whole "living" thing,

this is STRICTLY a practice run! crazydude.gif

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You tasteless brutes!

Have you no heart?

It's no laughing matter -

why did you start?

Thar's other evils to rhyme

if you choose well

of money, guns, and doctrines

but not the worse hells!

The lesser violations

is what you should rhyme;

leave the worse ones alone

to the vacuum of time.

Make your bad poetry good

and on lesser evils solely;

but hide the greater evils

in the Holy of Holies!

[This message was edited by TheInvisibleDan on September 01, 2002 at 15:16.]

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Or a TWI Haiku...

The Word, the Word, nothing...

but where are you going with,

my money? The Bank...

I have no friends when,

I plagiarise, I tell lies,

It comes to God's word.

P-F-A-L Swell,

Go tell your deliverance,

big fish story!

Unity of the,

Present truth, myths and legends.

In bondage of peace.

Enter ye in at,

Shop at Legalism-R-US

the straight gate. No gays...

Seth

"Why you be here four hour? You go NOW!"

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