WhiteDove Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss....the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 5. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 7. My dream house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 8. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." 9. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. 10. My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!" 11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. 12. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 13. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
learning Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 14. I used SPF 10 Sunscreen last time. 15. I can't remember what Raf's old Avatar used to be but I do remember a different face I think. Who can tell me this need to know info? (well besides Raf) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Ohhhhh kayyyyy.... ????? Didn't think that was important to anyone, but the old avatar was this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthP2000 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 And that's when he had more hair than he does now. :D--> ((ducking and running)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Strange Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Jon Lovitz rides again!!! :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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14. I used SPF 10 Sunscreen last time.
15. I can't remember what Raf's old Avatar used to be but I do remember a different face I think. Who can tell me this need to know info? (well besides Raf)
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Raf
Ohhhhh kayyyyy.... ?????
Didn't think that was important to anyone, but the old avatar was this:
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GarthP2000
And that's when he had more hair than he does now.
((ducking and running))
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Tom Strange
Jon Lovitz rides again!!!
:D-->
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