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Buck

Knock Knock...

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Steve!    4

Okay, in the interest of putting a speedy death to this sub-thread -

"Argo who?"

"Argo f__k yourslf!"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Banana!"

"Banana who?"

"Argo f__k yourslf!"

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Buck    0

Ok, I know the answer to this one because our limb leader in North Dakota told it to us on a regular basis. So, I'll let you tell the punch line. But I'll play along...

Argo who?

And, did I tell you my name? Or, did one of the gals who figured me out tell you who I am via e-mail?

No big deal though, I have left too many strong hints as to who I is..

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Buck    0

I just clicked to post, and you finished your joke before I got back.

And, it seems as if this weird thread has just made it's second page, and it's a thread I started! Maybe I am gonna be somebody some day!

Hey when it comes to that "Duane, Duane the bafftub I'm dwounding" joke, I have this kid who when he first heard the joke at age three, he would tell it and when we would say "Duane who?", he'd yell with glee; "It's me Duane, I'm in the bafftub!" He just didn't quite get it. We'd laugh and laugh at that kid when he did that...

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Steve!    4

Buck -

You had identified yourself here as another poster at the previous GS Cafe, and as that previous poster you had revealed your secret identity. If A = B, and B = C, then A = C.

Another Po'lander, Bob Lacy, used to tell about a joke he told his mother.

"How do you get down from an elephant?"

"I don't know, how?"

"You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

She said, "I don't get it. Let me try. How do you get down from an elephant?"

"How?"

"You don't get down from an elephant, you get off a duck, and I STILL don't understand it!"

hehehe

And now this post is nigh unto being finished

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Buck    0

Hey there, you're a real Sherlock Holmes..

I don't get the joke, and, that very well may be good old Mark. I know he got married, was his new wife's name Connie?

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Buck    0

But, I don't usually think about "duck down" when it comes to feathers for warmth, I think of either goose or eider down...

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Steve!    4

Um, Buck, if you would click the link, then you would see that Mark's wife's name is indeed Connie.

And that joke, again, was from Bob Lacy, who you should probably recall, if you dig deep in the cess - er, recess - of your memory.

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