Tying it all together now:
12 step program…the 12 sessions of PFAL…discerning of spirits…the ability to find Drambuie in the enormous selection offered at Dweeb & Leviathan’s Wine and Spirits where you’ll also find a wide variety of cocktail mixers. Cocktail mixers make it easy to create delicious and festive cocktails to guzzle down while on a 5-minute break from “the class”; try their Malignant Narcissist Mixer - a psychological elixir guaranteed to change, enhance, exaggerate, and interpolate wavelengths and languages so your mords get wixed up. This hybrid potion is an extreme mix of narcissism, antisocial behavior, aggression, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to raise hostility levels, the Malignant Narcissist! Or experiment with your own concoction - just add your favorite spirit and enjoy. If you don’t shop at Dweeb & Leviathan’s Wine and Spirits you’re barking up the wrong tree.
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