Wonton Soup

I knew this Roast would be a great one when I decided to ride the bus rather than drive. My thinking was I'd catch up on my paperwork and do a bit of studying and sleeping. I soon realised my hopes for a quiet trip were delusional when the man sitting next to me looked up from some papers he was reading and exclaimed *Good news! The hospital said I wasn't a danger to myself or others!" I said "Yes this is a good thing to know, when were you discharged?" "Today..." I figured he was still on his happy pills so we spent the better part of the trip talking about progress not perfection, the relative merits of various moonshine setups and the state of the world and had a great time. I had one moment of excitement on the ride up tho when we passed our dear sweet momma Rascal's RV. My not a danger to myself or others friend suggested scribbling "help me" on the rear window and pleading with the driver to stop :o

Well if it sez it's got a name take two aspirin and call me in the morning :P

Does it have a name?

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!

I had a great time hanging out with all the old weenies and meeting the new ones. It was great to meet Ham Monk Belle Joseph and Abi's boys as well as Belle's parents. I sure enjoyed visiting and just hanging with folks, man can we have a good time! I'm sorry Hawk n Cory couldn't of stayed longer but next year I'm expecting a wild boat ride from ya. Rascal, thanks for you being you the roast wouldn't be the same without your well oiled coordination I think I'm gonna start calling you mom :) Monkman (lol) thanks for your stories, they were cool and yer lady friend has one sweet voice, hope to see you both next year, maybe Verb will bring his keyboards n we can have a singalong. Oak n Susie, Sudo you guys missed a good fun time but I think we all are looking foreward to your presence next year. Well I am quite tired so I'm gonna git but thanks all for such a wonderful time

Tommorrow We Begin Trickling Into Cave City, the natives, tho restless are unawares MUHAHAHAHAH!!! Little do they know, for if they did, they would most assuredly flee, or at least lock their liquor cabinets and keep a close eye on their wimminfolk :lol:

See Shell, thats the beauty of it :D You are ALMOST getting it!! :unsure: Now you must TAKE a LEAP of FAITH :mellow: To become one who HAS got it B) ;)

I'm skert to even guess :o He might take away my Advanced Status and put me back to scraping gum from under the tables :unsure:

I'm feeling enlightened already :blink: Hey your right My three became juan er one Have I achieved the highest plateau of Greasespotiness? I'd like to thank the Cafe Board for this priviledge (even tho it's just a two by four that looks kinda like Paw) :P

Next Sunday - Rev. and Mrs. Jonathan Smith I can hardly wait ;)

I gots to agree with Sami, it is a bit of a pain to have to jump through some hoops but considering the crap twi put us through it's a smart policy on their part. I mean when you demand 15% of folks gross pay, use other mens wifes to satisfy your lusts (not to mention the single girls) and then in order to keep control of your organization, destroy marriages families reputations and people you'd sure not want a bunch of strangers wandering about unattended now would you?

Less than a week to go YAHOO!! :P

How do you borrow a souvenier?

I'm arriving sometime Friday and staying till Monday. I'm mostly bringing myself. I'm looking foreward to seeing all the old weenies and weenieettes again, we'll have to come up with a good initiation rite fer the newbies we're going to have to come up with something better than poison ivy, snipe hunting or irate park rengers tho, maybe a bear?

Several years ago two girls died from an overdose of the date rape drug. One slipped into a coma in the boys bedroom, the other at a popular college nightclub. The first girl was kept alive on a respirator at her parents request for a few years in the hopes she would pull through, the other girl died shortly after taking the drug. A relative of mine was also slipped the drug at a college frat party 3 years ago and was repeatedly violated by some boys, she was 14 at the time.

So Garth have you posted any sticky notes yet?

How can they(offshoots)steal something that twi never owned to begin with? Sheer egotisism and a deluded view of reality, perhaps on both their parts

Such a simple problem that could easily be resolved with a bit of kindness and good sense

Thanks P-Mosh! Finally a simple explanation! So since I have only one computer a single firewall program would suit my needs. I've heard Zone Alarm has a freebie program, is this what I am looking for? Mucho thanks! WS

Questions... What is a port and why is it important to keep it closed? What does a firewall do?

I think Gods origional *command* (if you will) was for all men was to love Him with all their heart souls minds and strength and to love others as themselves (paraphrasing here, it's been a few years...). It seems like vic missed the mark alot more than some folks want to discuss up front and that is sad. But this in and of itself is not that horrible a thing (really and truly), because we are all sinners and are going to screw up a plenty. But when you couple ol vics lack of mastery of basic Christian principles (such as honesty and self control) with the fact that ol vic was the *leader* (if you will) of a religious group that touted the *more than abundant life* and had great influence upon the minds and lives of thousands, then I am left puzzling to myself, was vic the *best* God found to promote his message to the world? And I have to say, no. Did God take any time at all making this decision or was it one of those off the top of his head thype deals? The reason I am saying this is because I fail to see the requisite good works and resultant good fruits that follow men of God from ol vics message and ministry and am hard pressed to find a shred of genuine Christian character in his successor. Sorry, not buying it Mike, it's over, we're just hanging around to hear the fat lady sing.

MH I appreciate your heart and concern in starting this thread. It seems there can be lots of reasons one would *get* cancer. I've heard that life stresses can debilitate a persons immune system to the point where the bodies natural defenses cannot destroy the cancer cells effectively. I've heard that certain food types and bad habits also encourage the growth of mutant cells. I;ve heard that some genetic lines have it bred into their genes. I've heard that certain nutritional imbalances can speed up the growth of tumors. There may be alot of *causes* for cancer and just as many methods of treatment. The bottom line is to consult as many knowledgable persons as possible and find solutions that compliment each other. A solid nutritional program coupled with traditional therapy can help the body rebuild its defenses while counselling and perhaps antidepressants would help with the mental effects of the disease and perhaps unlock some deeply hidden emotional problems or stressors that may of triggered the outbreak. Deep breathing certainly would help by adding more oxygen to the sytem as does a mild exercise regime. Most of all though it is important to realise that cancer is not a death sentance, that we are in control of our bodies and lives and can take a proactive stance when it comes to dealing with any of lifes more inopportune events.