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Ham

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  1. I always wondered what would happen if "would you 'be blessed' to scrub my floors, toilet and rest of the house for the big meeting?" was answered by, "no thanks. I am already as 'blessed' as I need to be.."
  2. Just a thought.. why should they get divorced? True, it would free up ole craigers and Donna to pursue whatever relationship they would want. But, who would in their right mind marry either of them? Maybe at tax time, Donna can still claim ole Craigers as a dependant. Probably all that she can get out of him..
  3. Heh heh.. holy cow.. poor kids. Probably need psychological councilling after that! Might be better off leaving her in the back room of some defunct cult- at least the kids are spared.
  4. They really oughta lay off of these positive phrases. It's really sick.. makes bondage sound so wonderful.
  5. "Priviledge" is a pretty interesting concept. As my little brain can understand it, what are they REALLY saying? "This organization, being the best thing to happen to the world since the introduction of soap, is worth sacrificing more than one seventh of your time, more than fifteen percent of your income, just to have the "opportunity" to kiss our rear ends even more in a bigger way, even though we have little to offer other that rehashed B.S., but you will suffer great consequences if you do not." I beg to differ.
  6. Kinda looks like a really twisted biker, doesn't it?
  7. I have seen several folk subjected to that kind of attitude. I think the key issue is that many of us allowed the ministry to define the terms. The phrases would be powerless without a non-standard definition being given to the terms. And a lot of the terms underwent a slow, gradual metamorphosis. "Family of God" actually had a good connotation at one time in the Vey dictionary. After a while, if you were not one of the family in "the household" you were not worth spit. "Well, they are just in the family" just was a nice euphemism for what was really intended. They also have changed the meaning for the term "love" several times. This helped to define who, what where when and why anyone or anything should appropriately be considered of being worthy of love. Certainly you are not, you did not give over fifteen percent this week. I think a lot of the phrases were really a blank check. Just write in a new condition or definition. Of course- keep the original phrase; then you are never wrong. You can say that "from peas to soup, we have always told our followers that they are supposed to have the love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation (in the household)."
  8. That picture brings new meaning to the word stagnant.. man, is that the best smile she can produce? Exie, something that would really be scary- Rosie minus makeup.
  9. Heh heh heh.. have to put one of hockey mask thingies on her. The only problem, it would be less scary.
  10. I think the main problem was when people accepted the definition of the terms. The word, the word, and nothing but the word sounded pretty nice. But since "the word" was equivalent to "the ministry", anything else in your life but the ministry was relegated to the category of "second rate cause."
  11. Those were kind of my thoughts when I started what has "the word" cost you. True, "the word" cost US little. But add to that statement "the word is the ministry and the ministry is the word" and you start to really have some problems. Go a little further- "we eventually should come to the realization that we owe our very lives to the ministry." Whew, who ever thought of that? Now you're in real deep doo doo if you believe that! Funny how seemingly innocent phrases can be used to manipulate at first in a subtle manner. After a while it is not very subtle anymore.
  12. The only other possibility: this was one of the "holiday" pictures sent out with the card to scare the staff.
  13. Exie, that photo was probably taken after a two week session with reflections.
  14. Hello Uncle H. You have some pretty good comments. I think a lot of wayfer mentality accepted almost anything that somebody, especially an "instructed" higher up would speak in "prophecy" as coming straight from the Lord, as long as there were no glaring irregulaities, and that it generally fit the bill of exhortation and/or comfort. I don't know.. this one really did not sit right with me. Quite true that hindsight is always 20-20! But you know, all of those little doubts and funny feelings about stuff through the years , along with the stuff "put on the back burner" really start to add up.
  15. Ham

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    Same here.. I think it has been a "snow week" here at work. best regards..
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    That's funny- I think I vaguely remember it. Kind of funny how people go to so much trouble to keep the squirrels out of the birdfeeder. Unless you are really are a bird lover, I think the squirrels provide a little more entertainment.
  17. "Alternatively, you may consider using the un-discarded macaroni boxes. Carefully cut them into two inch by two inch squares. After applying the vaseline, your guests may not notice the difference."
  18. "If you wish, Vaseline or any less costly generic petroleum jelly may be substituted for otherwise high fat and high cholesterol items such as butter. Indeed, Vaseline is prized as a nutritious condiment in some parts of the world. You may consider mixing a tablespoon of garlic powder into the condiment before applying it to saltine crackers for the snack for one of your next household fellowships. (nice picture of bowl and mixing utensils are placed under the recipe).
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    Hello Coolwaters too. Well, the big birds only get a peck or two at the walnuts before the squirrel bites them. I've seen him really latch on too. If the college squirrels continue getting the same diet, I think you are right- they will be ground squirrels. At least the kids are not eating so much junk, as the squirrels get it. Suprised they are still alive though. They couldn't run fast, and we do have fox and coyote coming into the city limits.
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    Could be, but I only usually see the one. Real big blackbirds have also started coming. The squirrel chases them off. Now the squirrels at one of the big schools here are HUGE. Some of them are the diameter of cats, the other proportion being squirrel-like. They hang out outside of the school cafeteria. Kids throw them whole sandwiches, bagels, french fries, etc. The squirrels can climb trees still- barely.
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    Maybe you could hijack the plow and put all the snow back, like in the movie. heh heh.
  22. I am not trying to beat a dead horse here, but.. what did you actually THINK when you heard that prophecy? Here were my exact thoughts: "this man knows something that he is not telling us." Like a good renewed mind wafer, I dismissed this as thinking evil of someone at a vulnerable time. I would really like to know- It may have been a long time ago, but if you remember, what were your thoughts?
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    It just makes me wonder where he is putting all of those walnuts. Really.. a half a pound a day- and that's already shelled! He is not really that plump. Pretty cold weather here. Must burn it off pretty fast.
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