marypoppins

SORRY HAPe4me you are wrong :P shall i leave you to guess again, no that would be cruel :) so ruby murry = curry its a language all of its own Adam and Eve = Believe ......... Would you Adam and Eve it? Alligator = Later .......... See you later alligator. Army and Navy = Gravy.......... Pass the army, will you? Bacon & Eggs = Legs............ She has such long bacons. Barnet Fair = Hair............. I'm going to have my barnet cut. Bees and Honey = Money......... Hand over the bees. Bull and Cow = Row .......... we don't have to have a bull about it. Butcher's Hook = Look........... I had a butchers at it through the window. Cobbler's Awls = Balls ........... You're talking cobblers! Crust of Bread = Head........... Use your crust, lad. Hampton Wick = Prick .......... You're getting on my wick! Khyber Pass = Arse ........... Stick that up your Khyber. Loaf of Bread = Head ........... Think about it; use your loaf. Oxford Scholar = Dollar ......... Could you lend me an Oxford? Pen and Ink = Stink .......... Pooh! It pens a bit in here. Rabbit and Pork = Talk........... I don't know what she's rabbiting about. Scarpa Flow = Go ........... Scarpa! The police are coming! Trouble and Strife = Wife ......... The trouble's been shopping again. Uncle Bert = Shirt ........ I'm ironing my Uncle. Weasel and Stoat = Coat ........ Where's my weasel? what about this one: Nice Whistle and Flute = ?

shazdancer iam so glad you are much better and i believe your son will be to. christmas is not the same without a christmas tree, glad all is well and that you were able to get the perfect one. Have a terrific Christmas shaz all the very best for you and your son for the coming year 2006. It's gonna a be a great one for you.

Take a look will you let the turkey survive after seeing this :P http://bixbyrose.com/turkeyday.htm

Sudo thats the funniest thing ever well of course i am biased iam a WOMAN lol i just new we were perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fect....................

Great topic i am a newbie at posting pics so i will just describe our tree, its a white one 7ft tall and dressed with gold and red tinsel and gold and red ornaments, the star on the top is years old. it looks beautiful. We were very rebelious in twi days and always put up a tree lol............... It was for the kids and i didnt see anything wrong as long as they knew it was a time for giving and great family time to. We have lights around the fireplace and it looks great when we turn out the main lights, so warm and cozy..... i guess our christmas would be a bit like your thanksgiving (family time) we dont celebrate thanksgiving. but i love christmas, i am the biggest kid in the house :P have everyone up at 4am cant wait

littlehawk i dont have a problem with alaska my bestest friend lives there and she stays up all hours just to talk to me.... God love her. its just the time difference when i go to chat theres no-one there, and when they start to arrive its time for me to go to bed lol.... I'm in the United Kingdom so it's the time difference really. but maybe at weekends it will be different people stay up later

ohhh soooo funny....... i was sent that email from my brother-in-law and being that he knows me so well,,,, he sent it to me... For me it s the SIGH.. and also my favourite to my three dreaded teenagers is GO HEAD :P littlehawk thats a great one.... some women wouldnt admit to using such words lol but it is a well known saying behind every great man is a great woman.......women like change lol Dmiller ohhhhh so bloody funny Her hands on hips or arms are crossed, head slightly cocked sideways elevating one eye over the other, chin pressed closer to her chest as if to peer over glasses, tight thin line where her mouth used to be and sometimes accompanied by toe-tapping too. you described my mother to a Tee ....... i remember that look from a child lol, i will really try to never follow her for that..... :P keep adding this is great.

wow a topic i can truly relate to :P I have two boxers and they are adorable since my children are now teenagers 15, 17, 19 the two boxers are my babies, chloe is the female and ty is the male, they are soul mates and very affectionate, sleep with me and hubby and also fight for the covers lol, i love them dearly and never tell them off they are so sweet and look at you like butter wouldnt melt in there mouth, but they can be very naughty running off with shoes, and things they are not suppose to, but i love them anyways....... :wub:

Belle im not sure if this is what you are looking for, is a dressing the same as a sauce in america sorry for my ignorance but i know we have different meanings lol Cucumber Wasabi Dressing: 1 medium cucumber 2 teaspoons Wasabi paste (in ethnic foods section or an Asian market) 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1/4 cup rice wine vinegar 1 tablespoon sesame oil 1 teaspoon sugar 1-teaspoon ground white pepper 1/2 teaspoon grated lemon zest or Seared Tuna with Fresh Wasabi Sauce Servings: 4 Serving size: 6 oz. Preparation time: 20 minutes. 4 6 oz. Pieces of fresh Tuna 3 Tbs. Peanut oil 1-1/2 tsp. Oriental (dark) Sesame oil 1 Tbs. Dry Sherry 1-1/2 tsp. Minced fresh ginger 1/2 cup Radish sprouts 2 Green onions, thinly sliced 1/3 cup Soy Sauce low sodium 6 Tbs. Fresh ground Wasabi 1 large cucumber, seeded, peeled and julienned Whisk soy sauce, 2 Tbs. Peanut oil, sherry, sesame oil and ginger. Stir in green onion. Set aside. Sprinkle tuna with salt and pepper. Heat remaining 1 Tbs. Peanut oil in heavy large skillet over high heat. Add tuna and sear until opaque in center, about 3 minutes per side. Spoon cucumber onto center of plates. Top with tuna. Add the ground fresh wasabi to the sauce and spoon sauce around. Garnish with radish sprouts. hope this helps

HAPe4me thanks, it would be nice to chat to you, i have a great friend in alaska and we are 9 hours apart, or should i say i am 9 hours ahead of her so maybe you can work it out from there, dont know where the east coast is sorry lol :P geography was never my longsuit it was digi that told me about this site, a wonderful friend that stays awake for me to talk to her but more than two would be great, believe to chat soon

my hubbys favourite statement is: " GOD MADE WOMEN WITH SMALLER FEET THAN MEN SO THEY COULD GET CLOSER TO THE SINK" hes so funny, (dont take it serious its his joke)

this is a awesome site, As i have just joined i have not read all the posts, seems like it would take me a lifetime lol being in E ngland we had no one to help us when we came out of twi, we were just left to get on with it,, and we have. myself and powerfilled (hubby) have been away from twi for about 10 years and have moved on in our lives, some may think that it wouldnt of effected us as much being we were in england but it did, we ran fellowships, we attended the roa, were advance class grads, so for us to it wasnt easy. But we have never stopped loving GOD, We still have a fellowship here in our home and we just hold forth the word to the best of our God given ability, and love people. God first not a ministry, nor people........ I couldnt live without God in my life, We tend not to look back at the past, we aim to be positive as looking back causes pain in my heart from twi days, although a lot of good happened to... and i met some great people who are close to my heart. So i hold on to the good and kick out the bad, adversary loves us to dwell on the crap.... This is such a good site for people to talk, We are only human and we all make mistakes but in a world with so much hatred, i believe to make a difference, and help in anyway i can. this is the first site i have seen like this and no nothing of any other site, and i would like to thank the people that got all this together, it has helped many people and thats what it should be all about. With the many different topics it meets the needs of all WELL DONE. May God continue to bless you guys for your wonderful hearts. love marypoppins

That was great i had fun showed powerfilled and he had a go but all his was put on the naughty list lol :P

johniam i am sorry i dont want to sound silly but can you explain what logical means thats to long a word for me :P

Live chat, Flash chat, and chat are great. But i have a problem? No-one is in there when i am on line :P i think it is the time difference. The only person there when i am is powerfilled and hes my hubby, I can talk to him at home lmao B) please could people stay on a little later and chat to me to

I thought i would post this it made me smile and how very true it is :P Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is more than half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. :wub: :P :wub:

Thank you all for such a great welcome, Especially to my great friend DIGI, what a great welcome i am so glad she found me. after all this time. I believe our warped sense of English humour will be appreciated here lol. :P Its sometimes a little strange as we have different meanings: Like the day i said i was going out for a fag i was at the advance class at the time and i got nothing but funny looks.................. :blink: but in England a FAG is a cigerette. lol love you all :wub: especially powerfilled :wub: and digi :wub:

well i think its all great the kids are great, alot of the slang is very similar to here in the united kingdom, although we say things like got new carpet on me apples and pears, sorry be right back its the dog and bone just bought my mum some great harry rippers for christmas just had a great ruby murray would anyone like to take a guess at the 4 statements made and what they think i am talking about :P :P :P this is a great forum hope you have fun with the English slang