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Ca_dreaming

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  1. Hey that's" Robin Hood" :) ......Men in Tights..
  2. Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution ... They Walk Among Us While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us! ========== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . They Walk Among Us! ========== My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! ========== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . They Walk Among Us! ========== My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us! ========== I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! ========= I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? " . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! ========= While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us too. They walk among us, and reproduce!
  3. Probably not on your favorite station nor mine. Clue: There is no word to explain this genre.
  4. More quotes: .......------ gonna be our butler. ....... He's gonna be who's butler? ........ He's gonna work for us. ........ Oh, that's ridiculous. You don't know anything about him. He hasn't any recommendations... ........ Well, the last one had recommendations and stole all the silver. ........ Well, that was merely a coincidence. ........ People who take in stray cats say they make the best pets, madam. ........ I don't see what cats have got to do with butlers. Hope this helps! :)
  5. Okay here goes: I'd love to help the world and all its problems But I'm an entertainer, and that's all So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster I'm flattered that you thought of me But I'm not the one to call
  6. Thank you Wordwolf....Yes this is a quote from the movie. Two clues are in the quote,about the movie. Another clue: Are you wanted by the police? That's just the trouble. Nobody wants me.
  7. Must be vegetarian... Enjoyed the humor.Thanks
  8. Okay let's start another one! Clue:So Little Red Riding Hood didn't have enough feminine charms to trap a wolf her own age, so she falls in love with the butler and lives happily ever after on an ashpile - if you know what I mean.
  9. Oenophile, I am glad you know how to cut and paste /Attach these things. Thanks for posting. It is sooooo much fun!!!! A toast to you.
  10. Okay! It must be Random Harvest.
  11. The Absence of Malice Paul Newman The Long Hot Summer
  12. A Time to Kill Matthew McConaughey Failure to Launch
  13. I love you more than you ever know. Child is Father to the Man- Blood,Sweat and Tears :)
  14. How about HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS :unsure:
  15. Hey Cowgirl, How the tomatoes doing now?
  16. Sounds like MRS. MINIVER to me. :)
  17. The way I look at it is that if someone that was in TWI is not willing to say they were in a cult or even that it was cultish they either never experienced what some others experienced or they are not willing to except that they were conned. Most likely the latter. I totally agree. The freedom you have once you come to grips with the reality of this worth it. Life goes on. Time to dance to a new tune....
  18. I went today with my 7 yr. old son. This movie had me close to tears. Let me explain. Route 66 was the way west for years and with it brought a lot of fun places to stop and see. It was enjoyed by many in it day. Then came along change and improvement to make life faster. Lost is the time, that is enjoyed by family to these exciting out of the way places. Time stood still or just died, and with it an America that was. I know this will always continue, but I am nostalgic and like the things of the past. To have seen or riden in a Hudson. Wow. I used to own a 62 Mercury Monterey. It was awesome. They just don't make them like they used to. Anyways, I encourage you to see the movie. It speaks to all ages. Enjoy!!!!
  19. I found this whole scenario Hilarius, I could not stop laughing..... Have fun with the tomatoes,, Have fun watching them grow. who knows maybe the twins will be hair stylist in the future. Or good with lawn care. Best to you..... :)
  20. No, I do not think we are talking about the same guy...About 5'11, Brown Hair, Blue eyes, glasses...Thanks for your help though. :)
  21. Don't know! Knew him prior to marriage..
  22. Hoping someone would know the whereabouts of him? Thanks!
  23. Took the class 1976 Advanced class 1979 W.O.W. 78-79 Was going go in the 11th corps-Didn't- Married in 1983 ran a fellowship in Ca. til 1987. We were planning to go in the 17th Corps but during our appenticeship year things started getting weird and we felt it would not be best for us or our marriage, Thank God we did not go.. Moved to Il. continued to run a fellowship til things started breaking up. Involved with the Cardens and Guarini's. Even sat through the class Chris G. was promoting.....After that, stopped had enough....1994. Started going to a Christian Bible Church in 1998 and have ever since. Don't miss a thing..... Moved in 2000. to our home town, it it so great to be reunited with friends and family. Funny thing, all the belivers we knew way back then,1976, are still our core of friends, we would do anything for each other. That truely is something.We all have moved on and away from TWI. And have found our place to serve. :)
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