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JavaJane

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  1. might need a bigger gun.

  2. My spiny fish friend, where did you go?

  3. my suggestion is tantamount to a command.

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    2. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      JJ . . . You are WOG, not MOG . . . Perhaps a neutral POG?

    3. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      JOG... I am the JOG

    4. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Waysider, Ii started singing that song to my 2 year old daughter and she told me "Mama, stop SINGING dat!"

  4. Say hello to Mrs B for me!

  5. SHOWERING WITH NAKED WHALE WOMEN is not all it's cracked up to be.

  6. SOME of us have horrible jobs that strap our buts to chairs in front of computers all day... these jobs are not as fun as hair.

  7. Thanks, Mr. B!

  8. The grabbing hands grab all they can.... everything counts in large amounts.

  9. twi, my therapist thanks you very much.

  10. Um... Waiter?

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    2. OldSkool

      OldSkool

      Mmmm...no. We need to save ABS. Now you need to start being more thankful.

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  11. Waitress!!!!!

    1. Ham

      Ham

      I hope a Waiter fits the bill here..

  12. Waitress... er, waiter? What's tonight's special?

  13. We should seriously get some beer and have a drink together at some point, sometime, somewhere...

  14. why does no one understand the concept of Betty Paige bangs??

  15. Would you like a more than abundant life? I can sell you one for $100 and the price of your soul.

    1. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      **results are not guaranteed... in fact, if you don't get a more than abundant life - it's because you didn't follow the instructions properly. No REFUNDS.

    2. waysider

      waysider

      Well, if it's THAT good, I'll take 2 or 3!

    3. OldSkool

      OldSkool

      me too, and can I have some sprouts with that? or are they extra?

  16. You should feel guilty about condemning yourself.

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      Not sure how to know if that phrase is from God or not . . . I was not edified . . . but I did giggle inside a little . . . which might count as comfort . . . . . . speak on . . . Wise JJ . . .

    2. waysider

      waysider

      I don't feel the least bit sorry about my lack of remorse

    3. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Sorry, I wasn't subtle enough... EVERYTHING IS OK. There is therefore now no condemnation. We are not under the law... But that only applies to me. The rest of you need to get in line and start submitting, damn it!

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