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Sudo and others, There is a big chance hubby and I will be stationed in Memphis within the next year or so. I don't know anything about Memphis. Please give me some insight! Anyone!

Sudo, I rated you the worst. Sorry it brought you way down. For the record....I liked the joke....more please!

Sudo, You sly creature! What I said was a joke. I am glad you fessed up. You are too funny!!!! I will go rate you now. he he he!

On a side note...I gave us five stars today. We are down to three. I guess some don't like it. to them I say

Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

great Sudo man. I do see the errors of my way. You are da king. P.S. I went and gave myself some stars. he he he

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

Very funny Sudo I have a question. Why do you have four stars in the thread you just posted? but my yo mamma thread has no stars .

1986-1987 Was anyone there in this time frame?

Yo mamma is so ugly, she looks in the mirror and she runs!

Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, a skunk smelled her a$$ and passed out.

Was that a STS tape? Was that a mog? the mog? Schitt!

Me bad? No way Jose! Yo Mamma is so fat, she sells shade at the beach Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow, she made the sun retire!

Yo Mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top. Yo Mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo Mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. Yo Mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo Mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage. Yo Mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. Yo Mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet

Yo Mamma is so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. Yo Mamma is so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..." Yo Mamma is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose! Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

Blind Melon Title: No Rain Album: Blind Melon All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watchin the puddles gather rain And all I can do is just pour some tea for two And speak my point of view but itts not sane, its not sane I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made And I don't understand why I sleep all day And I start to complain that theres no rain And all I can do is read a book to stay awake It rips my life away but its a great escape...escape...escape All I can say is that my life is pretty plain You don't like my point of view Ya think that I'm insane Its not sane... its not sane I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND LYRICS "Crush" Crazy how it feels tonight Crazy how you make it all alright love You crush me with the things you do I do for you anything too Sitting smoking feeling high In this moment it feels so right Lovely lady I am at your feet God I want you so badly I wonder this Could tomorrow be So wondrous as you there sleeping Let's go drive 'till morning comes Watch the sunrise to fill our souls up Drink some wine 'till we get drunk It's crazy I'm thinking Just knowing that the world is round Here I'm dancing on the ground Am I right side up or upside down Is this real or am I dreaming Lovely lady Let me drink you please I won't spill a drop I promise you Lying under this spell you cast on me Each moment The more I love you Crush me Come on It's crazy I'm thinking Just knowing that the world is round Here I'm dancing on the ground Am I right side up or upside down Is it real or am I dreaming Lovely lady I will treat you sweetly Adore you I mean you crush me It's times like these When my faith I feel And I know how I love you Come on Lady It's crazy I'm thinking Just as long as you're around And here I'll be dancing on the ground Am I right side up or upside down To each other we'll be facing By love we'll beat back the pain we've found You know I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside My friend With each moment the more I love you Crush me Come on So much you have given love That I would give you back again and again Meaning I'll hold you And please let me always

Joey by Concrete Blonde Joey, baby - don't get crazy Detours, fences - I get defensive I know you've heard it all before, so I don't say it anymore I just stand by and let you fight your secret war And though I used to wonder why, I used to cry till I was dry Still sometimes I get a strange pain inside Oh, Joey, if you're hurtin' so am I Joey, honey - I got some money All is forgiven, listen, listen But if I seem to be confused, I didn't mean to be with you And when you said I scared you Well I guess you scared me too But we got lucky once before And I don't want to close the door And if you're somewhere out there passed out on the floor Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore And if I seem to be confused I didn't mean to be with you And when you said I scared you Well I guess you scared me too But if it's love you're looking for then I can give a little more And if you're somewhere drunk and passed out on the floor Oh Joey, I'm not angry anymore Angry anymore, angry anymore

Thanks Sudo that was very educational.

If they did they would be dang out of luck!

May you get everything you wish for!!!