Steve!

rundll32.exe is a necessary program for your computer - it helps Windoze to do what it needs to do. If it is not shutting down normally, then something funny is going on. Go to an antivirus site and do a search on rundll32.exe, and see what it comes up with.

Prevailing winds, as in "who broke the wind"?

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I will sleep easier tonight, secure in the knowledge that anytime I want to find out the temperature or barometric pressure at the headquarters of your favorite cult and mine, it's as easy as clicking a link.

Received in an email - A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If your not sure what a 710 is, click here. (or copy and paste to your browser) http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710jpg

Yes, there absolutely were 2 members of the Patriots that were piffle grads, Tony Collins was one of them.

Well, dangit, docvic(praise be his name) believed in koestler, therefore koestler had to be an intellectual giant! Everything docvic(praise be his name) said came straight from God's mouth to docvic(praise be his name)'s ear!

Umm, WhatTheHay, I don't see where Zixar made a mistake . . .

Oh, Mike, I see now where I went wrong, you've totally convinced me! And of course, you dodge and evade. Enjoy your flight.

Well, mike, I don't see how saying "I'm totally serious" allows you the wiggle room to call it a figure of speech. Either you told the truth or you were lying. If you told the truth about skydiving if PFAL were wrong, then you'd better find a tab of acid and book a flight. If you were lying and calling it a "figure of speech", there's absolutely no way that we can trust a single word you've said.

Hey, Mike - On the thread where you were posting about Ken (my apologies, I forgot his last name), you actually seemed like an okay guy, with normal emotions and everything, and you were even likeable.

Raf - Nope. Exactly the same shi-, er, horse manure that he's been peddling, except even more intense - he claims that at the return, Jesus will be teaching out of a piffle book. Can you imagine?

Here's a simple IQ test. A deaf mute man went into a drug store and was successfully able to purchase a toothbrush by showing the motions of brushing one's teeth. The question: how would a blind man go about purchasing a pair of sunglasses? Think about it for a minute, then scroll down for the answer. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He would simply open his mouth and ASK for the sunglasses! HA! You should feel really silly long about now!

I know you're going to try this, unless you have a broken leg! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it! Have a nice day! HA!

Umm, yes, she IS here posting under another handle!

Darts - Pawtucket is *extremely* lenient about the material that gets posted here. If you are truly so offended by him editing your post, may I suggest that you start your own website and post things there to your heart's content? That way, when you delete your own posts, you can blame only yourself and accuse only yourself of having a hidden agenda. And you can send yourself some flame emails denouncing everything you do. Umm, the preceding comments are meant humorously, not intended to offend. Well, the part about Pawtucket being lenient was serious.

Wayull, what a soo-prize, smikeol comes around to stick up for his idol (and I don't use that word lightly). If docvic(praise be his name) were still alive, he would never need toilet paper, because smikeol would always be right back there, kissing away. That "Princeton" where docvic(praise be his name) got his master's is ABSOLUTELY NOT what we refer to as Princeton University, the prestigious Ivy League school. docvic(praise be his name) went to Princeton Theological Cemetery.

Yucko Check your private topics

Is there any possibility of a reconciliation? Perhaps you should start courting her.

It gives detailed instructions a little further down the page. If you have Windows ME, use this link: http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPORT/tsgen...001012513122239 If you have XP, use this link: http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPORT/tsgen...001111912274039 I'm betting you have XP, cuz you got that computer from HeGotHope.

Hmmm, I don't know if I'd reccommend downloading an uninstall tool. I would trust Symantec just a bit more than that uninstall tool, personally.

It IS a trojan horse. Here is the link to Symantec's description: http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcen....irc.comiz.html That page has removal instructions, with details. I'd suggest you print that stuff, and follow it step-by-step. NOW.

I heard that the empty sepulchre is a high point of this movie.

Okay, I'm busted. I put my "Scam Alert" in the Open forum for the same reason that Paw put his "Virus Alert" here - which is the same reason you put yours here. Although yours really does fit more in the Forum Tips forum, I can see why you chose to put it here. And I can't move any threads, I'm not a moderator.

What exactly is the name of the downloaded file? If I knew that, I could help point you in the right direction. You could try right-clicking on it, and then clicking "open with", instead of double-clicking on it. Of course, I can't tell you what to open it with without knowing the file extension.