Steve!

25th? Try the 16th! Just 11 days away!

I think that just the act of reading good novels will help to dispel waybrain. Try the "Harry Potter" series.

That would be Haagen-Dazs.

George, thank you for that.

I get at least 5 scam emails like that before breakfast. It's way old news.

George Aar, check your PT's please.

I do believe she's got it!

Ooopsie!!!

Dustin Hoffman Finding Neverland Johnny Depp

Yeah, that probably would be. Get yourself a docking station for home or for your office and you can hook up a regular monitor and a regular keyboard and mouse to that, so that your laptop will "feel" like a regular desktop machine. Heck, you can even hook up a printer to a docking station.

Duh, I forget about that, Bluzerick, because I am anti-mouse. As much as possible, I avoid using a mouse -- I can navigate a computer much, much faster without a mouse than most people can with. Of course, that only works on one file at a time.

He talks about being a warrior. Certainly not a warrior of wits - he'd be fighting unarmed!

"Have you ever tried oxygenated water?"

It has nothing to do whatsoever with pretending ANYONE is a nice guy. If you truly believe this you are more of a moron than even *I* thought. It has everything to do with disagreeing without being disagreeable. Why don't you try that sometime? It really works! Your message gets lost in all of the namecalling and arrogance. Not to mention the fallacious logic that you engage.

Okay then. What *do* you have in the View menu? An altenative: you may have an icon at the top in the icon bar, which would be under the regular menu bar. There would be a square icon with little dots in it - click on the drop arrow and select "details". Another alternative would be to try to run File Manager - click on "Start", then "Run", then type in "winfile" and hit enter.

Open up the "My Documents" folder. It may be set to show icons only. If your files are shown as icons only, do the following: In your menu bar, click on "View", "Details", then the files will be listed by name and will also have file sizes. Then you'll know if a file is > 10 MB or not.

Please note, this is a discussion about hypocrisy, and it is NOT a judgment as to whether or not homosexuality is wrong, or if it is non-Biblical, or whatever. Please save those comments for another thread. Someone posted about how loyboy stinkendale has said that sex is no big deal, it's just like putting your finger in your ear. And I've even heard those words come from him. So why, when it's a man and a woman, it's just a finger in an ear, but when it's 2 of the same gender, allofasudden it takes on otherworldly significance? Why isn't it just a finger in an ear? So either loyboy martinpuke is wrong about it being just like a finger in an ear, *OR* he's wrong about how homosexuality should be treated - that is to say, he can't have it both ways.

Cindy! and I lift a glass to you! Oh, wait, would that be completely inappropriate?

You know how if you drop buttered bread, it always falls to the floor butter side down? And you know how if you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet? What would happen if you strapped buttered bread to the back of a cat and dropped it? Someone said that capital punishment makes our government a murderer. So does the prison system make our government a gay dungeon master? You know how sometimes you fall asleep on your arm, and it goes numb? Well, that's the arm you should do self-love with, cuz it feels like someone else is doing it. I hate squirrels. I was chasing one around the back yard last night, and at the last minute, it ran up a tree! So now the car is totalled . . .

Try this: "My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch"

Life is just too damned short to take that kind of BS from anybody. I think it's a major step forward to be able to stop that crap in its tracks like that. You deserve a round of applause!

"The Night Chicago Died", Paper Lace

"I took off my hat and said 'Imagine that!'"

Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"

And that's the only time Marcel Marceau's voice was recorded, the only public speaking he had done in a very long time, as far as anyone knows. The sheer irony of it made it the funniest scene in the entire movie, for me.