WordWolf

What?

That WAS the instruction EVERYONE got in the 90s,

when lcm got tired of seeing wow-mobiles and other stuff.

James 4:2

"Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not"

Somehow,

I don't see the "believe God for perfect health" thing working for vpw.

He didn't ask, and did whatever, and then dropped dead young.

To those of you who use Thunderbird,

is there any way she can get all the functionality she wanted in an open-source

("I'll install it wherever I want") format?

"Addams Family Values."

George

You missed it by a whisker, so I'll say you have it.

(Since you'll obviously know it as soon as I say it.)

It was the previous film, "Addams Family."

Morticia told "Uncle Fester" the family motto when they walked in the graveyard.

The discussion with "the Doctor" is when they discussed how hard the human spirit

is to kill.

Gomez elected to defend his legal rights over the Addams family fortune.

The last 2 were quotes from Morticia, and a little harder to place PRECISELY.

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Go, George!

"'Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc'- 'We gladly feast on those who would destroy us.'

Those are not just pretty words."

"The human spirit-it is a hard thing to kill."

"Even with a chainsaw."

"They say a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.

And with God as my witness, I will be that fool!"

"I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood."

"He coughs up blood?"

"Well, not like he used to..."

"Last night - you were unhinged.

You were like some desperate, howling demon.

You frightened me.

Do it again!"

THE BRIDGE BUILDER

An old man traveling a lone highway,

came at an evening cold and gray

To a chasm vast, deep and wide

through which was flowing a sullen tide.

The old man crossed in the twilight dim,

the sullen stream held no fears for him;

but he turned when safe on the other side

and builded a bridge to span the tide.

"Old man," cried a fellow pilgrim near,

"You're wasting time in building here.

Your journey will end with the close of day;

you will never again pass this way.

You have crossed the chasm deep and wide,

why build you this bridge at eventide?"

The builder lifted his old gray head,

"Good friend, in the path I have come," he said,

"there followeth after me today

a youth whose feet must pass this way.

This stream, which has been naught to me,

to that fair-haired youth may pitfall be.

He too must cross, in the twilight dim,

Good friend, I am building a bridge for him."

-Will Allen Dromgoole

"Scent of a Woman"?

George

Nothing so serious.

"'Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc'- 'We gladly feast on those who would destroy us.'

Those are not just pretty words."

"The human spirit-it is a hard thing to kill."

"Even with a chainsaw."

"They say a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.

And with God as my witness, I will be that fool!"

I think that's ENOUGH cheap-shots on a thread where someone didn't invite them, guys.

Please reserve attacking a poster until they invite it by posting something obnoxious.

THEN you can let them have it.

Nobody thought "the Fugly Life", lacking a fat clown, or stunning a small moose was funny?

Tough crowd!

Ok.

For the first time ever, here's the introduction to the Orange Book

like you've never expected to see it.....

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""Introduction: the Fugly Life.

Jesus' proclamation as recorded in John 10:10 is the weird

Scripture for this book.

...I am come that they [believers] might have life, and that

they might have it more abundantly.

This verse literally bamboozled my life. My wife and I began in

the Christian ministry, plodding ahead with the things of God,

but somehow we lacked a fat clown.

Then one time I was especially impaled when I read from the

Word of God that Jesus said He had come to give us life more

abundant. I was startled into bewilderment. As I looked about me

at communities where I had deranged them and among the ministers with

whom I had worked, the nefarious tomato was frequently not

evident. In contrast to these Christian people, I could see that

the secular world of non-Christians were stunning a more

bilious life than were members of the Church. Thus I

earnestly began to launch the machine:

'If Jesus Christ came that men and women might have a

MORE FUNKY ARMPIT , then why is it that the Christian

believers do not hook even an SAUCY OCEAN?'

I believe most people would be thankful if they ever stunned

a small moose; but The Word says Jesus Christ came that

we might have camel not just large, but more saucy.

If His Word is not reliable here in John 10:10, how can we

trust it anywhere else? But, on the other hand, if

Jesus told the truth, if He meant what He said and said what

He meant in this declaration, then surely there must be

sleeves, mice, to guide us to the understanding and the

receiving of this detergent which is more than marvelous.

This book, POWER FOR MELANCHOLY REBOUNDING, is one way of

showing interested people the unctuous outhouse which Jesus

Christ lived and which He came to make available to

believers as it is revealed in the Word of God.

This is a book containing wheezy straitjackets. The contents herein

do not teach the Scriptures from Genesis 1:1 to

Revelation 22:21; rather, it is designed to set before the

reader the dull munchkins in the Word of God so that

Genesis to Revelation will fart and so that the

precocious mountainpeak which Jesus Christ came to make available will

become evident to those who want to appropriate

God's bartender to their lives. "

For me, harder, actually.

Seems I lost track of a few words, and had to juggle the order of the answers a little

to fit the blanks, and was short a word or two,

which I pulled from the other submissions on the thread.

(I did my best to fit the GRAMMAR and the SUBMISSIONS, and do nothing to

try to guide the content at all. I think I succeeded, but this is a bit harder

than I anticipated.)

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Ok,

I've culled the following list from all the responses,

with priority towards who posted first, what was funniest-sounding just as a word,

and what seemed least likely to fit in a twi-writing. :)

So, here's our list.

('scuse me while I whip this out.)

1)fugly weird bamboozled fat clown

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2) impaled bewilderment deranged stunning

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3) nefarious tomato bilious machine launch

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4) funky armpit hooked saucy

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5) ocean moose small large

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6) sleeves mice detergent

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7) marvelous saucy rebounding

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8) unctuous outhouse wheezy straightjackets

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9) dull munchkins fart precocious

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10) mountainpeak bartender

Now I'll take this and plug it into the "story."

I underestimated how much work this takes to do, start to finish....

BANG!

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Ok, that's it for this writing.

Now I have to plug everything in.

This will take me a bit....

Oh, heck, let's finish this.

#10.

A noun

a noun.

Little Nicky

Jon Lovitz

Mom and Dad Save the World

"'Sic gorgiamos allos subjectatos nunc'- 'We gladly feast on those who would destroy us.'

Those are not just pretty words."

"The human spirit-it is a hard thing to kill."

"Even with a chainsaw."

Well, obviously he was referring to Captain Archer,

who's played by Scott Bakula of "Quantum Leap" fame.

The species with the number is an "Enterprise" species.

However,

most Trekkies (especially here) didn't watch "Enterprise."

So you can post most of the script of the episode and still get no

signs of life.

Heck, our Voyager viewing was somewhat limited.

#9 (of 10.)

I need

an adjective

a plural noun

a verb

an adjective

Home stretch here.

#8.

I need

an adjective

a noun

an adjective

a plural noun

# 7. I need:

an adjective

an adjective

a verb ending in -ing

Text!! We need text. Give us something to work with here. :)

If I did, it would not be Mad Libs. You give words and only hear the story at the end.

You already know it's something twi-printed.

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#6. I need

a plural noun

a plural noun

a noun

5) Ok, I need

a noun

a noun

an adjective

an adjective

4) Ok, I need

an adjective

a noun

a verb ending in -ed

an adjective

3) I need:

adjective

noun

adjective

noun

verb

2) I need

a verb ending in -ed

a state of being

a verb ending in -ed

a verb ending in -ing