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Raf

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  1. I think there are two ways people tend to say "I'll pray for you." One is condescending and pretentious, and the other is sincere. To a believing Christian, "I'll pray for you" is one of the kindest things you can say. She could have said "My heart breaks for the path you are on and I hope you see your way back into His love and life." She means that. Deconversion breaks hearts. I can totally understand where she is coming from. Heathen to heathen, let it go. She did not mean it the way some others do.

    We all know the others. The people who heard from God this morning and He told them to turn left at the light because the perfect parking spot was waiting. When they say they'll pray for me, I say "I'll talk to my cat for you. Expect the same results."

    And if you've seen that meme before, I made it up. I get the credit for it.

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  2. "Fire! Fire!

    Fire!

    FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

    Fire!
    Fire!

    Fire!

    Cat?"

    ***

    "This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank?"
    "What?"
    "Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them."
    "What were you doing in a library?"
    "I got lost."

  3. "Jesus was my son. Buddha was my son. Mohammed. Moses. You. The man who said there was no room in the inn, was my Son. And so is the one who charges eleven dollars for a steak."

    ***

    "Wake up, Al. The cops just called us a bunch of amateurs. I suppose we gotta' knock off a bank every other week in order to get some respect from those jerks."

    ***

    "Grandpa, I just want to say that when I'm your age, I hope I'm half as lively as you are."
    "Don't look to the future, kid. You're half as lively now."

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