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One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films. Sam: You don't like raisins? Joon: Not really. Sam: Why? Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? Joon: They scare me. Sam: Yeah me too Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. Sam: It's a shame about raisins. Joon: Cannibals. Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados? Joon: They're a fruit you know. Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados?

I didn't get the sense at all that they thought the Mormons patterned themselves after TWI. They just said it was similar, and attributed to both modeling it after the first century church (whether that's accurate or not is a whole other story).

The Freshman Matthew Broderick The Producers (yes, they made the musical into a movie. You must have blinked while it was in theaters).

I'll post...

Wrong. You don't know what plagiarism is. Look it up.

This thread strikes me as less an attempt to have people honestly come clean and more an attempt to gather info to nitpick on others who rightly hold LCM and VPW accountable for the harm they deliberately did to the body of Christ. I'm still dumbstruck that the best personal sin you could come up with for yourself is taking more time than allotted for a teaching/sharing.

Some sins in the OT got you asking for forgiveness. Others got you on the receiving end of a rock concert. If I called you a dirty word, that would be one thing. If I raped you, that would be quite another. True, both are sins. Both need forgiving. But to mock someone for "sin-rating" when God does it better than anyone... I don't know; strikes me as silly.

OOOOOOOOOOH. Good one! Didn't know it was a movie though. Couldn't figure out the first pic, but once you figure out the second one and the last group, it's pretty easy. The Emperor's New Clothes. (Emperor penguins/Nuke/Lowes)

You taught long? That was the worst thing you did? You selfishly taught long? Ooooooh. A jewel off the crown for you! I was an arrogant jerk! Still am, but at least now I know it and can work against it. Here's the key for me: I don't always have to be right anymore. I'm free!

That was good.

Did I post it before? I may have. I'm just waiting for sharon.

While we're waiting, here's another one: "Did you go to school for that?" "No, I got thrown out of school for that."

That would be my guess.

You're thinking too hard, folks.

What makes you think I give a rat's butt what you will accept as proof? The proof is there for any honest researcher, which you are not.

Correct. Nixon says it to a portrait of JFK.

An odd duck. Roy, no problem. I've got a sense of humor. Somewhere.

Because 3 million did not die; six million did. Because 10 million did not die; six million did.

Yes, they are. The actual numbers are more precise. They total somewhere around 6 million.

And that, my friends, is an uneven mallard at work. :)

SV, Between our two posts, I still think we have not written as much gibberish as WTH.

Bless you, my child. Feeling better already. Now 7-11 is selling pizza-sandwiches. Have you seen this? It's neither a pizza nor a sandwich. It's a mutant, and a threat to the American way of life. I say we deport all pizzandwiches! Send those things back where they came from. That's right, I'm talking about undocumented lunches. No amnesty! No amnesty! No amnesty!