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    THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

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    Posted

    After that, THE was seen evermore with a six-pack of kegs under each arm. Rumors ran rampant that whenever THE was at home in his Olympian palace at THE top of THE Mountain, He was plugged in to an IV connected directly to a Guinness tanker truck.

    THE had been a good odd, and He was our odd. THE was spontaneously born of a computer glitch when Raf was trying to post. That and our own vain imaginings and efforts fashioned THE into an ODD after our own images of meaningless religious drivel.

    But as we got caught up with THE newly found freedoms and joys of this world and found commonsense, we forgot about our odd of strange babble-ons and endless numerous number count races.

    Then the E-vile anti-THE forces came in and hijacked THE and He ain't hardly been seen since.

    Awakening from my slumber under THE Fountain of Living Guinness, I had dug myself out and regained control of my swirling brain cells. After reaquainting myself with THE new Greasespot Cafe I determined to find THE again.

    As I went out in search of THE

    It began a spurtual awakening......

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

    in Open

    Posted

    ...in the eastern foothills of the rocky mountains of western Ohio, at the foot of THE mountain, sitting at THE Fountain of Living Guinness, with my tired feet soaking in the rich foamy dark pools.

    It had been a long three weeks searching the world over looking for THE, who had not been seen for quite a while. THE last few years had not been kind to THE.

    At THE of Ages, THE had divided himself into six parts and was doing an absolutely hilarious version of the Blue Angels aerial aerobatics team when he ran smack dab right into himself at a combined closing airspeed of over 1000 miles per hour. After that he was always somewhat out of phase with himself, let alone the universe.. (It didn't help that THE had sucked down about three kegs of Guinness just prior to the airshow.)

    Then President Laid Crap Martianhumper was exposed before THE whole congregation when THE true meaning of his book, "V.D. and ME" became known. Though John Hinder investigated his WayGB cubicle diligently, he never discovered that THE secret interpretations to "V.D. and Me" had been planted by Theosalie 'Fox' Drivinhog in her takeover coup to gain THE presidency and the president's wife for herself.

    If Laid Crap Martianhumper had turned the freewheeling happy-go-lucky...... er, -believing religion of THE into an egotistical, hardassed selfserving MOG worshipping slavedom, Theosalie has slightly mellowed it out to an egotistical, hardassed, selfserving MOG worshipping slavedom-question mark where noone knows what THE rules are.

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    The Best All Around Guitar Man

    in Entertainment Archives

    Posted

    Ted,

    I agree 110% with your assessment of Mr. Socks as the great gitbox man.

    We sure were blessed with many great and wonderful musical talents back in the early days. Their hearts were tender before God and they sure did come up with some beautiful music before TWI tried to squeeze them into a propaganda conformity machine.

    Love you both; Ted and Socks

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

    in Open

    Posted · Edited by Guest

    Prophet Emeritis of THE.

    He carried on an important labor of love while I was ummm.... indisposed at "THE Fountain of Living Guinness."

    THE certainly is big enough for two prophets.

    After all, any businessman knows that the more prophets he has, the easier it is to doctor the annual reports.

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    [This message was edited by dabobbada on August 06, 2002 at 2:11.]

    THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

    in Open

    Posted

    I cannot marry you.

    To do so I would have to get you to agree to my 359 page pre-nuptual agreement designed specifically to prevent me from spending all our money and then running off with all your worldly goods.

    I...

    just couldn't.......

    Force you into that kind of life.

    (sob)

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    CFF "family reunion" do you have your laptops with you ?

    in Greasespot Holidays, Holydays and Heydays

    Posted

    You forgot to mention that people could feel free to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the teaching.

    Your analysis is excellent and agrees exactly with what I saw.

    quote:
    Originally posted by Zixar:

    I did sense a bit of variation in beliefs from some of the other folks I spoke with, some talking straight 1960-vintage TWI, others looking to burn LCM at the stake. In other words, your local fellowship may vary from those in another state. That's good and bad, in that there is no central dictator like TWI, but it may also result in inconsistency among the public fellowships. Some might get ResearchGeek, others might get "Rev. Splinter". From what I saw this weekend though, the top leadership leans towards compassion and grace rather than whitewashed TWI legalism and VPW worship. Revs. Clapp and Shroyer didn't set off my "jackfoot detector" like so many of the TWI clergy used to.

    When I was going to a fellowship in my area it was as you have so sharply reasoned out. They were primarily a CFF fellowship but they also subscribed to John Hendricks C.R.& F. ministry and some took some of his classes. At the last fellowships I attended they were getting together some bucks to bring in another guy to teach a certain class.

    Their thinking was to be cautious in their trust and to compare notes, so to speak, from different sources. They do not want to be burned again. This seemed to be the common attitude throughout southeast Michigan and most other CFFers I've met.

    Every fellowship is completely self governed. Any twig money is used in the twig. If you wish to send money to CFF, you do that on your own.

    Nobody forces anybody financially. As I said in an earlier post, CFF decided to try out the George Mueller method of believing for abundance and so far it seems to be working fine.

    Your experience may vary, but the honest thing to do is see for yourself, and not base your judgement on one really bad example, or on the word of someone who's trying to brand CFF a cult to further their own purposes.

    Amen

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    CFF "family reunion" do you have your laptops with you ?

    in Greasespot Holidays, Holydays and Heydays

    Posted

    You asked for it so I dug it up. Actually,I didn't really know what it said either.

    You are quite right, CFF is a sequel and makes no bones about it. They still believe most of what they were taught by TWI and believe the ministry went bad. They are determined not to make the same mistakes.

    It got started because hurting former wayfers came to them, and it has grown from there. In that sense it is an unintended ministry. Most of its growth has been word of mouth from exwayfer to exwayfer.

    Wayne Clapp came in about three years ago. John and he basically are the chief men of CFF. Some other former TWI leaders have come to CFF and been ordained of them too. CFF has also ordained some people on the field who have never been way corps.

    I agree with you about the father in the word stuff. I always did find that as something a bit too egotistical. VP showed me The Way, but he fathered me in nothing. After coming to WayDale and GS and hearing first hand many accounts of VPs evil abuses and twistings of God's Word to allow him to do so, Well, it just grits my teeth!

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

    THE "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

    in Open

    Posted · Edited by Guest

    quote:
    Originally posted by Steve!:

    Perhaps da Propheta dabobbada bobba nebuchadnezzerbada will see his way clear to regaling THE with his words of wit? Or perhaps I'm only half right?

    THE official rabble rouser of GSCafe,

    Steve!

    Oh, so you are relying on me to rescue your pityful attempt at THEhood.

    (he tightens up his undershorts and mumbles...)

    Good thing my name ain't nebuchadnezzerella!

    (he puls the gauntlet out of his shorts and suddenly realises why they were so uncomfortable...)

    I now throw down THE Gauntlet!!!

    I have personally just greatly lengthened this thread. Who will challenge me too the duel?

    Who wants to claim the very first THE5 hundred post marker?

    Way II much fun for one man.

    love,

    Bob Hansen

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