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  1. I thank my God for your genuine exhortation and encouragement, and for the PLAF tip. But need I remind you that not only have I had that class more times than you'll ever know, but also that this class was the foundation to my heart being opened like a sunflower to the moon towards all MOGS/WOGS. God hath shewed me (isn't that wonderful, Gwaud showed him ...) that in order to purge her image from my nous, and consequently from my phronema, I must needs replace those thoughts with other, (heteros, not allos) thoughts. So, just by my considering whether He meant 'heteros' or 'allos', and the implications of the precise usage according to abusage, my renewed mind in manifestation was changed, changed, changed (PLAF '77)) by His name ...
  2. All life is spirit, but not all life is not eternal life spirit. And I hereby renounce my fascination with and dependence on all tempresses, great and small. I shall use this our 9th corps tread as that which nurtures and sustains me ... Ooooo Shanta !!!! Mala casita, lo Shanta ... ... and they fled out of the house naked and wounded ...
  3. I would have both you lovely ladies of leisure reflect upon the devine design of my prophetess of endor, my magnificently mammaried mother of god WOG, Rosebud. Sister Ex, if not for your keen sense of spiritual need, my need in this instance, I would be less vibrant, less alive and vital, as the mere image of my desire would never had been posted for all to behold and bow unto. Is it true that ALL sickness is death in part or in whole??? Simonion, what sayest thou???
  4. That's been the curse. Everyone wants to guess. And now, fodder, grant unto thy servantress, Excath, that with ALL BOLDNESS she may do one thing: Take a vacation!! NO!! NO !!! A THOUSAND TIMES NO !!!!!! Class, I want you to love me. I surely love you. Sure. (Ha Ha Ha, Eh Eh Eh ...) But nothing stands between me and that Word. Take no thought for the Marquitta & Steve morrow, for tomorrow shall take thought for itself. And remember, Today (toe-yone) is yesterday's tomorrow ... Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him, if he thirst, give him drink. For in so doing thou shalt heap coals of Rosebuds upon his head. Oh, here come those thoughts again of Rosebud, scantily clad in Vickie of the Del Duncan Negro's hotpants, gyrating to the gospel hymns of Puff Daddy, baby got back, enticing my mind to conceive and believe, and therefore receive, the goodies prancing before my mind's eye ...
  5. Simon, I am believing you will get the jism, someone's substance, of this ministering: Fodder, I thank you for Simon and his weakness, just like the workman and the Word. For his words, say they, are mighty. Now therefore perform the DOING of it. And they were all with one accord in the upper room, above Sloppy Joe Kriston's in Key West, awaiting THE promise of THE fodder, which sayeth He, you have heard of me. Oooopppps.... I went from ministering to prophecy to searching the scriptures daily whether those things were so. Renewed Mind : shifting gears without overlap. My people, I must needs be training up my replacement here at work this week, sos my involvement will be limited at best for this our holy week. But seek ye FIRST this out 9th corps tread, and all these things shalll be added unto you. And never forget, lead captive every third thought to the obedience of Christ. Be ye holy, even as I am holy. And now abideth Faith, Hope and John. But the greatest of these is Simon. And ye that will be greatest of all will be servant of all. Therefore, Simon, bring me mah coffee laced with Drambuie .... Love, love, love mah people ...
  6. Man, doesn't that sound religious??? Simon, thou art careful and troubled about many things. Blessed is the womb that bare thee and the paps which thou hast sucked ...
  7. Verily mah peeps, I say unto you, comma, today, Send to Tuttle your tithes, or I shalt (absolute tense) smite thee with all the plagues of Box 328, New Knoxville, OH 45871, and I will cause thy seed to be spilled upon the desert, where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For I am always with thee, watching and waiting for you to F-up, so I can unleash the talented tongue of my pseudopsycho minister LCM upon thine ear balls and the vision my ministress MOG Rosebud upon thine eyes, and verily shalt they walk with thee and talk with thee, for thou shalt be a blessed people.
  8. For the hour of power. I feel better already. Ooopps, I forgot, you can get a good feeling from a psychiatrists couch. I think I am better. OOOPPPPS again. It's not important what I 'think'. I know that I know that I know that I think I feel better. ...., why can't I just effin' 'feel' and 'think'?? Why do we have to READ out sermons??? Why does those pics of our WOG STILL linger in the dark recesses of my nous and phronema ??? Tell me why the stars do shine Tell me why the ivy twines Tell me why the sky so blue And I will tell you just why I love thinking 'bout those pictures, revealing the God-given jewels of juicy delight, so tempting, so real, so so...JC so and so ...
  9. but I was "caught away" when I feasted upon the pics my dear sister posted. I was just about ready to reach the "third heaven and third earth" when someone burst in on me and ordered me out of the mens room ... Twas cleaning time and the sanitary crew was abounding therein with thanksgiving, in their work, that is, late into the evening. Imagine how suprised I was when I realized it was nigh unto midnight ... Too bad they don't pay me for mah stories and overtime. And it is true, my Jesus Christ so and so brother, that I axed for help to get out of what I was in, and all those pics did was to put me deeper into it. Those pics, oh, those pics, yes, those pics, with my MOG, melding into that lucky floatation device, probably oiled up real good, ya know, slippin and a slidin all over the taut vinyl, stretched lovingly upon the rigid, flesh-like material, heating up with every move of that baby soft flesh, dancing with friction ever so teasingly upon the staining, slippery surface until it can away with it no more, erupting violently like an airship exlopding upon the dank moist soil below .... Ohhhh Ohhhh That's it, my love Goddess, cause me to be moved by thy holy spirit, cause in me to ... Oh gosh darn it all the hades!!! See what you've done now, Rev. Ex???? Let's see, uuhhhh ... ...and be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may PROVE what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of Will ....
  10. Ye have not resisted unto blood striving against sin, and ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children ... Seems to me they were trying to make us pure physically sos that we could become pure spiritually. Not that which goeth into a man defileth him, but that which cometh out. That's why flax seeds were so spiritually right-on for us, sos we could eliminate the defiling elements residing within. Elements such as cheese wedges, yogurt, trail mix, and one half baked potato. Can someone help sharpen my iron?? I cannot seem to get that erotic vision of our WOG on the prior page outta my mind, what with those pouty, supple lips, those heaving, perky .... Oh oh, there we go again... See what I mean?? Help me!!! Someone help me!!!! Did you feel that?? Yes sir, No sir ...
  11. Nextcathedra, you gotta be joking. Take another look at those piercing, sultry eyes, those soft, moist, supple and pouty lips, that luxurious hair in its eclecticly fashionable style, the battle-hardened epidermis, and the pair of heaving, come-give-suck paps, ever beconing even the most disciplined bond slave to be tempted above that he is able. We may be ever learning and never able to come unto the complete knowledge of the truth of why her stunning countenance brings a tear to a man's eye ... As it is written (our 9th corps motto): Sanctify them through thy truth. Thy paps are truth ...
  12. I thank my God upon every remembrance of those twin globules of knee-weights. Anf I am thankful for our beauteeful Ex for pointing out to us what may have escaped our sighting as we gazed upon the high priestess for our day, time and hour. Oh, the havoc my rampant, fleeting thoughts caused as I again viewed, with keen discernment, the valley of love for maany a sister. Thanks Yougotout for all your pictures and diaphrams of our 'school of Tyrannus'. In my mind I went to Galalee ... Sing it Lisa L-Tracy !!!!!!!!
  13. Or is that the fatted calf for our beloved Rev. Axe to sacrifice to feed the multitudes?? And as for your prior posting while intoxicated from your 2 drink maximum, did you know that 30% of all traffic accidents are caused by drunken drivers??? This tells me that if we kept the sober people off our 9th corps roads, we'd have 70% fewer wrecks ... Mathematical axioms we must adhere to ... I took a viagra pill this morning, which got stuck in my throat. Since then I've had a terribly stiff neck. Kiss my Rosie Red Rec*um ... Now remember class, in the originals, there was no punctuation. Is it then, "Kiss my Rosie, comma, red rec*um ...", or is it "Kiss my Rosie red, comma, rec*um ..." Punctuation. Now THAT'S a dandy.
  14. you are a wine bibber. I hereby authorize your psudoname to become Fellowbibber, which is to say 'He who inbibes 3.2 causing a 4.0 on the varsity drinking team'. The youngest in our corps - wasn't it our own helloflippers' focus of worldly lust, Adrianne W.??? I believe the oldest was Joe (where ya goin w/ dat gun in yo hand) Kristofferson??? I saw him in the showers once, looked just like a pe*is, only smaller ...
  15. Rev Ex can remember so maaany named spirits??? People, it can only be because of two of one things, either because she's been cheating from her advanced class syllabus, in which case she is manifesting the spirit of cheating, or because she is familiar with the spirit of knowledge, in which case she is operating her spirit given ability to receive from a familiar spirit knowledge, so as to manifest the wisdom of familiar knowledge to perform miracles, like Pericles and/or Hurcules, according to what that spirit has revealed to her via thoughts of knowledge, thoughts of wisdom and disturbing of spirits, and if evil, whether she may cast them in the next Athletes of the Spirit production. Simonion, I don't remember the spirit of masturbation being mentioned in any class we fellowshipped and fully shared together in. But I do remember the manifestation of that fruit flowing like rivers of living waters while on the WOW field. Nothing like going WOW to get the fluids flowing forth like a fountain, not just a trickle.... Speaking of trickle, anyone know how Dick Trickle is doing this year in NASCAR ??? Ex, color blind people wouldn't know a green light even if it was fire-engine red ...
  16. Why, I wouldn't lay THAT at my feet, unless I could read it line by line and word by word. Simon, get ahold of yourself, and awake from your slumber long enough to lure those unsuspecting kids to your very doorstep. These kids are not starving to death, they just want a snack, like you or I'd be hungry for a pack of gum ...
  17. Sorry for the delay in posting, but it was not my wife nor house arrest keeping me for sharing that which I have both seen and heard. For lest I be exalted, there was given unto me a thorn in the flesh, a messinger of satan, to buffet ON me (just lke our own Clarita, bitten of devils). Now I go bound in the spirit back to work. Tuttle toodles ...
  18. She was hitched to Rubin. Use those mammary pigs, man. Remember the 2 'R's of victorious living, Rhoda/Rubin ... And take a look at that last sentence of yours... "I THINK" !!!!????!!!! Bless your yeart, it's not what YOU or I think that's important, but, what does the Word say?? Meats for the belly and the belly for meats ... Howz 'bout I anoint thine eyes with a bit of spittle, so'z you can see the mystery, the hidden mystery, which God hath ordained before the world unto our glory, which none of the princes of this world knew. For had they known it, they would not have crucified the lord of glor-y ... Where's that family table !!!???!!!
  19. I see snot to give thanks for you two sun zof gwad. We need to go out baalburners together. Remember, it's a do-it-together kit... And you are right Jalotes, we need to hole up somewhere and just work the greatness of this spirits of the athletes field. These skinney little knees of mine have never bowed to the image of V. of the Del Duncan Negro, yet have I not seen the righteous more shaken for his seed begging bread (money - CIF - Filthy lucre). Get-a-Tan Caravan will be playing the Gospel Chimes Hour this week. Maybe J. McKee and Roofie can fiddle a few bars as well. We will need the dwellokipper staffing the burger shack afterwards. Where is he anyways?? Smokin' those Kool shorties, teaching the trees, or what???
  20. For our God shall (absolute tense) crush (with a gringing motion, as a ....-ant) satan beneath your feet shortly. For greater is He that is in you (VP), than he that is in the world ... Say not thou "What is the cause that the former days are better than these?", for thou dost not inquire wisely concerning this ... And he, rising up a GREAT while before day ... Being born again, not of corruptible vierville seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth how long ??? a. till tomorrow noon b. till I FEEL like it c forever ... forever ... forever ... Tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men and cunning craftiness wherby they lie in wait to receive the holy ghost from on high, which, sayeth he, ye have heard of me, which in times past were not a people, but now are the people of God, which had not reveived mercy, but now have reveived mercy, that with one mind and one mouth ye may glorify the work of mans hands, made to be taken and destroyed, wells without water are they, which are a shadow of things to come and not holding the head, Christ. Jesus Christ, I could go on forever, just like that incorruptible seed aforementioned, but who was I to withstand God?? Oh, victory in Jesus my savior forever ... forever ... forever ... ooppps, wrong song... Where is Daniel Shade (Whoop, dayitis ...)??
  21. I believe today it is 'Rosalie', but back in our time, so maaany, maaany years ago, it was Arleen (as in jerkinsome). Two things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. Another spiritual truth we must adhere to ... Simon, my 2am retemorie testee challenge to our wonderful corps was to determine if anyone would notice that I left out a few words, thereby NOT giving us the Vic-Breathed word. It SHOULD read "... whereby you MAY receive from God, BY HIS REVEALING IT TO YOU, certain ..." And the silence of the Donnie & Marsha Lambs, the swelloclipper, Crockie, and the rest, speaks loudly to this our day and our time. We as a corps are STILL walking right on by the Spirit. Miss Excatharsis, thank you for the gift you sent me of the 12 American Beauties, which I keep on my desk here to bless all those I lovingly reprove, rebuke and exhort. Had I married you, I would have been satisfied with thy breasts, as Proverbs instructs. But because of my immense self control and discipline, I don't burn and therefore need not marry Brewer.
  22. Isn't that wunnerful?? God just sorta winked at it. "I don't see anything..." And a hearty welcome back from Cannans land, where you have been no doubt camping, my sister reverend. Yod do need to sharpen your iron, however, as a Jeff too-close doulos, for your choice of internet links bring back scarry and unnerving memories for me and all of us in here. Simon, how many would YOU say are habitating our 9th corps brethren???
  23. Dearly beloved brethren in the lord ... The mainfestation of word of knowledge is YOUR operation of the God-given ability whereby you MAY receive from God certain truths or facts concerning ANY situation about which it is HUMANLY impossible for you by your five senses to know anything ... I woke up at 2am last night and this was on my lips, as a sunflower opens to the sun. What meaneth these things??? And what is the bleating of the sheep which I hear??? Why, we were in such poor shape down here we couldn't even get a delegation together ...
  24. I also saw the sintillating video, but don't remember when. Probably in res & during the in res CF&S class. Sure was a good looking pooch ... How the he** did we ever think a lot of the stuff we were exposed to was gonna make us better leaders (servants) ???? Maybe VP in Me thought we all were gonna have twigs/areas where the women mated with animals (HIGHLY probable, huh??). Some of you will remember J & D Tyler. I was with them in Milwaukee when D did her suicide. I think the ministry really did permenently & negetively affect many sweet, wonderful people. Those responsible SHOULD receive consequences now AND at the return ... How many others have to DIE before some will WAKE UP???????
  25. Are you SURE you were in the 9th corps?? You seem to not remember key moments of our austute history in residence. Maybe you were perusing the bookstore so as to get some use out of your corps discount. Did you REALLY have a Gideon's?? That's my Dotsie!!! Always looking for a bargain. Where is Rocky Raccoon?? I believe Russell Senior has something he wants to lift. Simon, were you there when Mrs. W said to our own frankie manasseri "Frank, you're too fat!!' ???? And to see him so emaciated and scrawny before going in res. After 3 months of gorp, trail mix, fig pep and cheese wedges, he blossomed jeff nicely. Well, just a short one to keep the 9th at the top, and to keep our tread sharon slater clean ...
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