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I am sure our fodder in the vierville taught her some new things 'bout them biblical birds & bees (biblically speaking) ... I do not remember pillowswiper ever teaching on the ten teats to tremendous teaching. He, being a good ole okie boy, I am sure, would know the intricacies of teats and their importance to the nurturing of babes in the word. How great thou art ... Simon, how'd you like to get more blessed than you already are??? I need an assistant shadower whilst I teach the local twigs here on the present truth blessings for women who 'support' their leadership. Remember: The word of Will is the Word of Will

What the h*** is this??? Howz can you "jump on the fellowship" ? If it's anything like what you did to all those beauteeful way women in those days, when you were moving ahead with the things as you thought they were the things of God, then I also volunteer to 'jump on the fellowship', boomsquick !!! Simon, do you have specific knowledge from above about why our brother Randy Ginn is STILL overlording, err, that is, overseeing, the flock of the way? The snack shop will be open immediately after corps night tonite. Bring ye all the tithes into mine storehouse, and prove me now herewith ...

Your name, to me, is a tongue of men or of angels (or is that angles??). "For he that will see good days and love life, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile." Simon, I am STILL living my life by the guidance given by the Giver, Geo Hendley, when he spake those words of prophecy. I went and did thou likewise ... Smellostripper, thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting WOW burgers. We as the 9th corps have been commissioned to go lightbearers over Ho Ho Relo this year. We will all be going to Maui to take the verd of the viewville to those aborigines of the volcanos. I get the cushman ...

Yes , my dear belowgripper, we indeed ARE cool. And we have mastered the art of mammary pigs. Ed and Lin harden not your heart, as in the day of provocation, and be not Keith krase, man. Carol sell out to the one true God, for we are but made of Betty clay. As far as east is from Frannie west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us. As Romans tells us, we all sin, and fall Coleen short of the glory of God. Man, do I feel like preachin'!!!!! There ain't no Shelly barrier to keep me from speaking that word John & Cece daily!!! Rick ely, Rick ely, why hast thou forsaken me... Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. When you are Teresa done with messin' around with the cares of this world, try returning to this post which is able to make whole your soul, and remember to Glenn orth-o-tomounta the word of truth when posting, lest thou also Tricia Byrn in hades ...

Yes, I may be guilty of milking the bull, but I learned that once you milk bull, you have friend for life. Are you a neurosurgeon yet, familiar with office equipment operation??? "....** on it!!! Get the HELL** outta here!!!" You and I had the most christian and loving greeting in the 9th corps. "How the f*** are ya, G**Dam***???" It always inspired me to be my highest for his best... Michael Just what???

After all these years I see that you, yougotout, have made at least one request of the commanding general your own: "Nothing profitable happens after midnight..." You post at 21:00 hrs gets in under the wire. And thanks to your examples, I am today what I am. Thanks be to hegotout for his unspeakable gift ...

You will NEVER leave ME !!!! Before you go on this thy itinerary, could you send me a few PFAL registration cards??? ... and maybe one last tongues with interpretation???

Swellolipper, how'd you like to get blessed more than you already are?? In preparation for going into the 99th sunset corps, you can believe to sponsor me. Then, sit back and watch pappy open the windows of the way fecal farm and pour you out a blessin' that will not go unnoticed by anyone. Maybe He will even bring you forth good and faithful believers to help with the grave yard shift in the WOWBURGER stand. Simon, you're gonna get REAL blessed this year, you have been assigned as the honey wagon coordinator. Wouldn't it be sumthin if ...

Simon, the Ashladi Ashlee Tolsi told me to tell you that indeed you CAN get as much from sleeping 4 or 5 hours as you can from 15 minutes of speaking in tongues. This is a wonderful truth. Excatharsis, Pappy said you need to talk to me ... Hellosniffer, I need your help at the 24 hour WOW Burger stand. We are gonna bless the corps with Tic Burgers tonite ... I can lick any man in town tonite!!!

Simon, you post as one that has great authority. Yeas, you WERE f'd up in the head. I wrote Craig after one corps noght, hearing your fake laugh after one of his jokes. I said, "What have we here, some kind of counterfeit???". I empathize with your human sufferings though, having to sit so maany, maany hours on Corps night next to uncomely, unclean women. You woulda thought that if God almighty was anywhere in the picture, seating would happen to have it "a beautiful woman on this side, a bountiful woman on that side, and SIMON in the midst" ... Then the laying on of hands would have been much more "sintillating". "... it is no more I that sinneth, but sin that dwelleth in me" No wonder Romans was taught. "Happy is the man that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth." Man, doesn't sound religious??? Too bad we didn't "live" that verse as we could "work it" while in res.

Prompted by Simon's baring of the soul, you know what? That secret little feeling that we were somehow not getting the greatness of it, or that someone was a complete f-up, or that stirrin' in the loins that we dare not say something we felt, W E W E R E R I G H T !!!!!!!!!!!! That's why we enjoyed the company of certain ones and honestly laughed with them. That was the most genuine thing about being in the corps. Simon & Ex & Jelloflipper & Roccoco & others were out front & real. That's who I chose to fellow-slip with.

Looks like Mr. Crom-well and his beauteeful wife yvette who deruined my life ... Dam, those people look OLD... I haven't changed, because the WORD says to be imitators of God, and He says "I am the Lord, I change not" ... Thanks Reverend Holy Mother of the Sacred Pineapple Ex. Where's shallowbiter and Simeonslopes?? Maybe a corps meeting/afterglow/nightowl/hillside sling??

click on this: CHIKZWIDDIX.COM Excadaver, I feel we should lovingly reprove Rocky Raccoon on his out-of-balance preoccupation with politics. The powers that be are ordained of god ...

I am smarter than the average Nolan Yogi bear, sos you can't pull that stuff on me!! No man, Mr. Simon, is an Island weiss, nor can you Heidi behind a Joe Wahl (well, actually THREE of you could hide behind him, or 23 Michael KaWALecs). The god of this world must be holding your mind for Steve Ransom. You're not the only Elaine BigBee on this hive. "We were in such poor shape down here, we couldn't even get a delegation together ..." Gotta run. I have to get my Monte Dianne Decarlo fixed ...

You guys are the joy and rejoicing of mine heart. If I win the $85 million lotto here this weekend, I'm gonna throw a 'Doo' for us. Considerations for the location are: 1. Hawaii 2. Bora Bora 3. The cult center in New Bremen 4. Trailer 14 at HQ 5. Condo on Camelback in Azarona 6. Peeps in Azarona 7. Helgavold's farm 8. Tom & Arleen J's house 9. Eddie Lemos' house 10. Oklahoma is OK 11. On a motor coach 12. In the waters outside of the heavens Special guests: Ted Patrick Ferrell & Davie smoked pot with the beatles Bayleaves

I did mine on Christian Family and Sex in the Old Testament as it relates to Bull Milking. I learned that if you milk a bull, you'll have a friend for life. My advisor was Elrod. He was such a golden-tongued orator. And what the more shall be said about Gunnison??? I know that the place to park your car was NOT under the trees by the horse manure field. Sap dripped continuously, making the finish become as of a leaprosy. The drive out to funnison for our graduation party was memorable. Joe Fair, couldn't go on stage without drinking a gallon of apple wine ... We stopped at a liquor store to buy some beer for our stomach's sakes before leaving the Emporia city limits. We couldn't away with the grocery store's watered-down 3.2 beer, no siree, we went for the full-strength stuff. The liquor store was by Sirloin Stockade, where the origins of the Ice Cream Bowl was wont to be made. I am being caught away now to the 8th heaven & earth, that I may know, not question, not doubt, but that I may KNOW ...

Simeon, your gift of working the texts maketh room for you. MOVE!!! Wasn't it you with me at that lunch in Gunnysack with our own wonderful Tom Jerkinoff when I lovingly implored a younger corps to move?? That earned me an up-close & personal fellowship hour with TJ (not teek jr) and Craiggy. I sure was blessed to have them expound the scriptures more perfectly to me, and particularily in such a cozy set-ting as Uncle tom's cabin, Arleen in the background, temptress as she was, igniting my already livid imagination ...... Oh, sorry, my mind just kinda drifted off for a second. But see hows quick I steeled it up?? That's why I love you guys, always sharpening my iron elrod of god ...

Sneaking in 'outside' names, just like you did with 'outside' funds. Why, if we all were to follow this example, we might expect to see a Harry Cox exploding on our tread, or maybe even a Vicki of the Del Duncan Negro, pink hot pants on display, and possibly a Jeff Moon over Miami ... It's a walk, keeds. Judy might be a cunning ham, but Dick Denenno before he dicks you ...

Whilest you 2 are opening your minds like a sunflower to the sun, the rest of us have been burning the flacid chaff, kickin' the hogs & praisin' the lord. Now, go, cover thy feet, and come again refreshed and ready to contribute spunk to this our corps tread. Rev Ex, please bring forth a message for or from god to those of us gathered here for our edification, exhortation and comfort inn ...

Beep Beep Beeep Booop Booop... Naw, THAT's not speaking in tongues... That's ........ no deal.

Keeds, you're meltin' mah heart of hearts. Mellowtripper, your command of those 88 other languages of men and of angels is to be commended. So don't let that nasty ol' scruffy sailor with the fake laugh bother you. That's just good ol' Simon talkin'. As I mentioned before, we ALL know who the accuser in the bible is, don't we??? Certainly no good thing can come from THIS man ... And now, God, who is spirit, is teaching His creation in me, which is now MY spirit, and my spirit is teaching my mind. I see a cloud, no bigger than a man's hand, getting ready to heap coals of fire on our, the 9th corps, heads. And I see that sly fox peeking (like Peeps) over the crest of the hill. What meaneth these things? As I try to apply the principles of HOW, with a capital 'H' and a capital 'O' and a capital 'W', the Word interprets itself, right there in the verse, or in the context (what's the whole story made up of), or it has been used before, I begin to see that anywhere and everywher the Word attributes to God human-like characteristics, it is a figure of speech. By the way, Simon, how do you compare the re-do of PFAL that LCM did (WAP) to the original PFAL (for those of us who were not around when this fiasco hit) ???

Not who, but 'What'. Remember your post about giving one of our wunnerful corps sisters a ride to the station because she was DAO'd? And hows your shirt was pulled out, you stinking like perfume, etc??? That, my people, is what Peeps is and/or was all about. You and I went there maany, maany years ago, witnessing, for Jesus sake. We WERE plodding along with the things of God, trying to help those misdirected ladies with their eternal life spirit. Almost cost me my life. What do you think my back looked like??? Who beats people? Just write me. Just write The Creature...

Simon's sandwich sounds good. Simon, do you go to a portable Rollan-delli to get these snacks, like Jesus and the fig; He was not starving to death, but only wanted a snack, like you or I would get hungry for a piece of gum. I hear they cultivate figs in the donna Ozarkiw mountains, might be a good place to hold our 9th corps reunion, where the theme will be glenn Orth-otomounta (a straight-cutting). Lets be prepared on all points to len hopkins our chevalley and drive to the betty clay field for the festival. And let us not sway, like I lean, davies one-time companion in trouble, err, travel. Pack your ann rice & beans & head for them ron Hills!!! Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. Is Peeps still there? Got my Carrie Lee Johnson goin', that's for sure... What POWER we have, if we only blew it!!!!

Mr. Simon may indeed be bitten of devils, so as to have his posts appear in a non-organized way. God showed me his visage, which was a dark Daniel Shade, somewhat Sandi Moore dark than Daine Brown. And regarding his accusations (and who, in the bible, is The Accuser???) of us 'name dropping', who does he think he is Rick Hosin??? He's gonna fry, like he's the main course on the Laura Weber grill. I have much Randy & Kerry Moore to say about this, like his money Freiderick & Ruth Rott with him, but I must remain positive and in the way corps Matt Stiles.

As Sunesis, I believe, will remember, and which was mentioned on the tread of old, our own wonderful Gary Spicer and his godly, magnificient saga of Puffy the Cat. Rev. Ex, did you ever, while opening your ear-balls as a sunflower to the sun to the dynamic unfolding of the Word on top-floor Vaudeville, lovingly massage someone's arm and say, "Wake up", even though they were 'eyes open' ??? Now THAT takes spiritual deception and underwearness, walking right on by the Spirit ...