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  1. Simon, you gotta quit living by the senses; "saw that it was GOOD, and PLEASING to the eye, ... to be DESIRED ..." Just look where this senses-living got ole Eve. Why, if I were a bettin' man, I'd bet mah money that that those gals in your 1st PALF course were sweating bullets, whatching you leer at them, bovine perspiration welling up on your upper lip area, drooling at the prospect that maybe, just maybe, you might have a solid chance to "befriend" one of these Donnie and Marcia Lambs of God.
  2. And why do inquiring minds want to know??? Knowledge puffeth up, but charity edifieth. As far as the "enchained" spirits go (not very far, because they are "enchained"), if you had been listening during PLAF instead of checking out your soon-to-be sisters in Christ, you would know that they were "held in chains", no longer free to roam, and that they were the ones originally responsible for the flood, where the windows of heaven were opened, and the waters came from outside the heavens. Simon, you ever been "outside" the heavens?? I knew a gal once that could send me there ...
  3. You lil rascal, don't you fret your lil ole heart about your 'hope'. It shalt (absolute tense) happen. Too many 'laws' of God would have to be broken to not accomodate this just recompense. And Ex, maybe true justice will happen at that time, with the victims confronting their oppressors/deceivers and having a say as to the 'rewards of iniquity'. I am thankful that all that was stolen from me was a number of years, a wife, unknown career opportunities, a fistful of dollars, and some innocense & simplicity. But I did gain a few friendships that I will always be thankful for ...
  4. Why, we were in such poor shape down here we couldn't even get a delegation together ... Great is Simon of the Azronites !!!
  5. I have been young, and now am old, yet have I not seen any man as cute as you, nor your friend D. Bailey (Mr. Bay Leaves) ...
  6. To Ex, Simonion, Notinjailanymore, Rocco, Yellowdripper, and all the faithful brethren in our day and in our time, Count it all joy ... No, that's not it.... Whenever, and wherever, you are in doubt as to the accuracy of the verd, or dangtim wood for that matter, just write to me. Just write: The Creature Box 328 New Knoxville, OH 45871 419-753-2923 And now, at the end of this wonderful class, you wonder what you can say to your people. I'd like to pray for you ... Father, just show our beuateeful women of the way the fearful and awesome way they are made, and hows you made her from and for the man, and to know, not question, not doubt, but to KNOW the way of a man with a maid ... (Sing to the tune of 'PFAL has something just for you' from Changed): CF&S has someone just for you ...
  7. Ways of the sons of man... Derech Benai Adam ...
  8. The answer, my Rev Ex, to your question about the Victors, is both yes and no. You see, VPWWOW wanted the added publicity, so, yes, they were named after him. However, if we look closely at the original texts, we find the Vic comes from the suptuigent latin of 'Vicola', meaning Pen*s, and Tor is rendered from the greek word 'Torekomai', meaning envy, thus giving us this muted salutation of adulation of The Victors. 'Ek', meaning 'out' or 'to lead out'. Our beloved Simon has been Ek'ed, or lead out from among them that drink their own .... and eat their own dung, to enjoin us again at this our 9th corps party ... We're so glad that you were born, cause if you were not here We'd never see your smiling face, or hear your voice of cheer. It's hard to say 'God bless you' to someone who don't exist. And if the Lord should tarry we'll be singin' to you next year ... Let's have a great, big, wunnerful "Mmwwwwaaaa' from our own Rev Ex !!!!!
  9. What are we here for?? We are here to teach the all truth, to guide unto perfect understanding, to boldly go where no man has gone before. We must speak, as we are pushed around by the Holy Spirit. I believe Simon's absence on these our posts can be attributal to a wrong dividing of the honey wagon.
  10. Great is Diana of the Ephesians!! ...and the morepart knew not wherefore they were come together.
  11. Jain, what mean ye to post and then delete thy post? We must be FULLY PERSUADED that what we speak, and when we speak, that it is INSPIRED UTTERANCE, not just ole' Jain talkin'. Remember the pretty lil' song "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine ..." ?? Well, shine on ... And Adiosmiguapo, welcome to the truely enlightened corps tread. Here you will learn great and mighty things if your heart is meek. Never mind that 7th corps tread, as much learning hath made them mad. Simon, say on ...
  12. John, that pic looks like after a 12 hour fun run. What was it, an 8 minute test, or a 12 minute test?? Can't remember ... Circumcized, pack 'o lies, jewish regal legal people (not BEAGLE), to bring us under the law ... Didn't Tom Burke do that song?? I'm sure he did, but maybe it was Shreve that coined it ... Your pictures sure do bring back the memories. Thanks again for all the pics you've supplied. You are indeed CORPS !!!!!!!!
  13. The guy responds, "But THIS parrot is a very special parrot." Just HAD to keep the 10th corps from the top ...
  14. Mike, you've done your best. Now please let God do the rest. Even a freight train comes to a stop ...
  15. Jain, what has the Gospel cost YOU??? In any case, we, the 9th corps, living by the motto "It Is Bitten", welcome one and all, for as it is smitten "That WHOSOEVER, it doesn't say christians, it doesn't say non-christians, it says "WHOSOEVER". That Whosoevr will, may come. However, you will need to master walking right on by The Spirit, The Hagion, which, sayeth he, ye have heard of me ...
  16. Speakin of LOA, Simon, do you recall that fateful corps nite in Dec our interim year when LCM, outta the love 'o God in his big ole heart, blessed me by having me stand in the BRC and negetively complement me on my staff review in that still, small voice of his???. Tears well up in mah eyes when I think back to the tenderness manifested that evening ... And, as my ex-dept. coord, who wrote up the review knows, it was as honest as the snow covered gas pumps. Thanks for that to this day, ex-dept coord ... CHMF
  17. And just when you think you've heard it all... And guess who all followed our 'Masters' example?? "The Doctor" should have been a doctor. One that does autopsies. He then could practice the five F's of victor-mess living with relative impunity... Ex, I know you better today than 20 yrs ago. Wish I'd known some of this then, maybe i could've been of some relief/help to you. But then maybe i would've just gotten a police record. Your appraisal is indeed accurate - "Lovely". Even my 'earthly' father, with his CHMF gems, would not have stooped so low as our fodder in the stool ... Mike, remember when you were a REAL human ???
  18. What's all this about bowl games, parades, etc?? My response would be "Flowers make me happy", or "I just want to be held tonite" or something like that ... And what meaneth the bleating of the sheep that I hear in my earballs??? Go Bow Wow Now ... If it's to be, it's up to me ... Up from the dead he arose (he arose) With a mighty triumph 'ore His foes ...
  19. Alright, let's roll away, roll away, roll away, all the burdens of mah heart roll away... Why, they were no more interested in him than a barrel o' monkeys ...
  20. As directed by THE Pneuma, THE Hagion, I was caught away unto the 9th heaven and earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness. There I saw Simon (AKA Barjesus), Excatandoo and the rest of the sweet corps fellowsniffing with teek jr, hot on the trail of that sly fox, rosiliewithme. All of you have a grand ole' New Years. Merry Christ in you and Happy New Man ... I shall return Jan 2nd in spirit and in truth.
  21. If you lie about a lie, would it then be the truth, or is this the fallacy of negating the consequent???
  22. tomtuttle

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    I love you You love me We're a happy family ... I'm OK You're OK Dibbs - In Search of Self
  23. Now I lay me down to sleep .... Oooppps, wrong one ...
  24. Since you mentioned it, Lilly Watts. You owe me 2 Gary Bullocks and one Gwenda Duff. Semen (original in the texts for Simon, according to usage), I am proud to have you as a corps brethren, having taught TEEK all he knew. To see him in action in the good Dr.'s video brought a tear to my eye, a spring to my step, and a smile to my soul... And as far as posting in earnest on other tire treads, God is NOT the God of the dead, but of the LIVING !!!! In this our tread, we LIVE and MOVE and HAVE OUR BEING ...
  25. Please stand and have the blessing ... Rev. Ex, was he lying when he blessed our food at gunnijenkinson???
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