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  1. First af all, let's take a closer look at this word 'exegesis' ... Ek = out, or, to lead out. egekomai = to lead thereby = to lead out Now, I also wanted to share something, honey, I wanna say something, HONEY ... Tell those women to keep SILENCE in the church. But our pontificating parent mother of all mothers, her haircut also gave me the spiritual spark I needed in my day to day walk with Him. And yes, excavater, those originally responsible for the flood are indeed having one H*LL of a good time, as well they should. They had reserved for themselves those chains long ago for use in the dungeon of darkness in which they and TJ dwell even to this day (now THIS TJ is the one from gunsintheattic). I have dreamed a dream, that all the women in the corps, err, kingdom, belong to ME, King TUT, and I shall have my way with them, as a man with a maid ... C... F and S, has something just for you ...
  2. Yea and amen, by betrothed sister in the vierwille. Verily shalt we have the awesome responsibility of the beer cart, and art called upon to keep john and hopeson from over inbibing to what is considered excess, except if thou art in the inner sanctum of the scrotumites within the household within the corps within the family within the eclesia (grant up-church) within the one body within the members in particular of that one body. Maybe "mother" will bless us at this our gathering with a visit, along with Teek and TJ (not the infamous TJ from Runnysmack, whose own marleen was a surrogate mother to us all). And what the more shall I say??? For time would forbid me ... And now I go, bound in the spirit unto Jerusalem, where bonds and afflictions abide me. Man, I love a good bondage session ...
  3. Here am I, send me. Ex, if it were not for you and me, there would BE NO 9th corps treadparty. Yellowdripper and PsychoSimon and Raccoon and 2eternallife and notinnebraska and Manafromheaven have not adheared to that which is entrusted to us against that day. What's the last thing through an insect's mind when it hits the windshield? Its AS*. OOOOHHHHH BAAL !!!! Lo shanta!!!
  4. Yagasogwap, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee??? Follow thou me.
  5. Open my eyes that I may see Glimpses of truth thou hast for me. Open my heart and give me the key That will unlock and set me free. Silently now I wait for thee Ready my God thy will to see Open my eyes illumine me Yana devine. His spirit has taught His creation in me, which is now MY spirit, and my spirit has taught my mind. I can now see those beauteeful, young and firm boo-sums, heaving, bouncing, tossed to and fro, and carried about by every wind of Emporia. You have now made your abode with us in this our 9th corps party. You are honorary 9th corps. By the way, we, the 9th corps, have a minimum voluntary (just like the corps program) donation of $100 due and payable to Tut-Ex Ministries. Simon, please send Yanashevitz one of our gift packs of Kool shorties and a picture of Tic and 'Mother' by the men's club motorcycle shed ...
  6. I moved over the weekend (still a lot more stuff to move before closing this Friday), and "There I was, packing my stuff for my move to the other side of campus, as the upsetting of the apple cart was decreed by the all-wise corps coordinators." Yagasaggypaps, are you sure you didn't enlist in the 9th corps? Your tales sound too familiar to my spirits. And you STILL haven't identified the "chick" who was with Jeff. Time to confess broken fellowship and do that which is pleasing in His sight ...
  7. Uhh, Janet, you didn't happen to learn your massage skills while in residence, did you? Slain in the spirit: "Fall over!! Fall over!!!"
  8. Janet, there's room here on the cross for you too, so don't be hesitant to relive incidents of infamy. Our regards to Mike also. So, what's it gonna be, Yoko-Ono, if you don't bow, you 'kaint' burn ... Simon, got any good seed-less grapes??
  9. Punctuation, now THAT'S a dandy ... Uummmm, seven (spiritual perfection) no-no's ... I wonder if it has anything to do with Anne no-toes Noto. But if sshe has no toes, and Yanaeverlearningandneverabletocomeuntotheknowledgeofthetruth speaks to 7 notoes, I would be my own grandpa. Say it ain't so. And if many persued AND perused her, she must needs have 'held her own', so that ain't telling us nuthin. Yoga, much learning doth make thee mad. You would do well to sign up with the Mormons, as they rather seem to enjoy word battles. As for me and my house, we will serve both God and mammoth paps ...
  10. Yana, if your son was hungry, would you give a stone? Would you?? Ex, your smile was endearing, your laughter addicting and your ordination of God. Simon, I will trade you my Miles of Biles for your America Awakes ... Last chance Zana before Rosie eats you up ... Spit it out, in Jesus' name!!!
  11. Jesus hath revealed unto me the paps of which thou speakest. So the male of the duo would be Jeff Pappas.
  12. Yo Rockyroll, That there last sentence of yours would be graded less than exemplary by our own Miss Legs. And as I read it, I found I had to open my mind, like a sunflower to the sun, in order for my very familiar spirits to interpret your musterion. And Sir Yaga-NASA, we are still waiting for THE promise of THE Yana, which, saith He, you have heard of me... Please hurry, as I am developing nose bleed from the height of this my upper room ...
  13. Thank you Lex and Eggs. Or is it Ex and Legs? Or is it Dorothy and Rhoda? Or is it live or is it Memorex? No matter. I am only a spokesperson for the lord, speaking as I am pushed around by the holy spirit. Yipeetio-tie-a, be not thou persuaded by the "final chances" we have given to our mother of god's father, that is, the Saddam. Unloose thy lips from the binding spirit thou hast become a habitation for, and speak unto us the revelation of the mystery, which God hath ordained before the world unto our glory, which none of the princes of this world knew, for had they known it, they would not have crucified the lord of glory. Thou hast one last chance to "bring these boosums unto us, that we may know them", and prove me now herewith, saith the tuttle of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing that there shall not be room enough to receive it. And that which overflows and falls, I shall give for a 9th corps reunion.
  14. Yes my beloved, they were enjoined as one flesh. But still I am perplexed as to why our fellowlaborer Yahasagawa insists on mentally tickling us with riddles when the accuracy of the boosom is in question. I have searched my mammory pigs for the one key to unlock the doors (Jim Morrison, not Steve's brother, either) of my understanding, but all to no avail. I am without the all truth. I feel naked and opened unto the eyes of Him with whom we have to do. Yanashevitz, please expound unto us this thy riddle more perfectly, for I am as Auquilla, and Rex Ex is as Precilla, for this our day and this our time ... But if thou shalt in no wise reveal this mystery unto us, then be it known unto you, and unto all men, that I will be taking this to my mother in the wierwille, Rosirectumlee, and she shall descend upon thee as a locust upon the children of the corn, and shalt smite thee with a mighty smiting, so that thy bowels gush out into just a great, big, wonderful mess ... "It wasn't the apple in the tree, but the pair on the ground..."
  15. Gee Yokoswigga, "swaying ----" doesn't clear the mud one iota. Why, Don Brunnel, bless his at-rest heart, had what one might consider "swaying ----" ... So did Grace Bliss. As far as I can remember, there were some wonderful examples in our corps. There was my wife, Vickie Alden, Cindy Kossow, Jessie Quass, our own Rev Ex, Cathy Rebholz, Michelle Wolfe, Laura Rolandelli, and Frank (you're too fat) Manasseri. If the one in question is listed, please respond with a nod ...
  16. My grandmother had a horse when she was small. C'mon people, let's not deviate from this red thread of Yana's deliverance. Let's stay our minds on dark, mysterious eyes and large, swaying paps, tight cutoffs, sleazy makeup, ... Takes my mind back to our own wonderful mother of God Rosi-lie dungenbark-woof-woof...
  17. Ex, you obviously didn't notice what we keenly sharp 9th corps men never miss; very large breastesses. Rita is emphatically dismissed as a candidate based on this criteria. As for Michael Kowlicky, I would exclude him due to his white, Dixie Moore-like skin tone, as well as his beady little eyes masked by coke-bottle bottom thick glasses. Mr. Whatdowegothereaconuterfeitorsomething?, may we inquire of thee more helpful hints?
  18. Another (allos) one of Glad Tad's songs I loved was "Give glory to God & be thankful". I can hear Dan's voice yet as I reflect. Kevin McCabe. Deborah. Vicki. Who else??? John??? They were YOUR brethren. Ya know, there were some really great times I remember in res, with Ex and Simon and jellowhipper and JohnHopeCharity these three, and so maaany others, listening to Glad Tad in the background, telling sto-ries, drinking beer, speaking lovingly about different bleeders, reliving incidents from the prior year, etc. Too bad there was another (heteros) mystery being lived in the ministry ...
  19. Let's instead turn to # 48 in our songbooks, "Glad Tidings" ...
  20. My sweet Ex, you bring a spring to mah step and a smile to mah soul. I used to love that song when Dan Moran's band would play it. What was the name of that band?? Simon, I thought we were talking about bible kinds of faith and workings of hercules. Turn your eyes upon Hay-sous (for the latin contingency) ...
  21. Just sos you don't 'feel' all alone ... I thought it was YOU who recently said, "Bless your heart, it's not how you FEEL that's important ...", or something to that effect. Why, you can get a good feeling on a psychiatrist's couch.
  22. For your self-destruction time, might I suggest a word study on the word 'apo' or 'ek'.
  23. May God's devine benediction be upon us my people. Quote for the day: I think the safest place for us is ...... ..... on the ball.
  24. John, you have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children: Butterfly World Nascar World ExWay World Wier World May the fleas of a thousand camels infest those who would stand against us.
  25. TexMex Ex, What's done is done. Every man shall receive back according to what he has done. Live life today enjoying all you have today, and remember that you always have us should you ever need anything. I'd do whatever was within my ability to do for you. I am sure others here on our party line would also. Come for a visit, anywhere in FL, and we will get together, or if I get up your way, I will let you know, which is a real possibility in the next 3 - 9 months. F the F'en F'ers. Don't waste your time on their idiocy. You have too much to offer your family and us. You have much more value than the F'ers that WERE.... You ARE ... Hugs & hearts !!!!
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