Warning to men

[Shellon]

Dangers of Beer

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Edited September 2, 2006 by Shellon Fockler-North

[topoftheworld]

[Tom Strange]

I must admit... this has happened to me before... but the support group you mentioned Shel has worked wonders for me...

[Shellon]

:)

[T-Bone]

Shellon

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after..."

Just curious - what happened to the guy?

Edited September 7, 2006 by T-Bone

[Shellon]

Hi T Bone

Ya know, I have no idea what happened to the guy. The story doesn't give information on him unfortunately.

[Tom Strange]

If I was a betting man... I'd bet he lived happily-er ever after as well...

[T-Bone]

I wish that were true, Tom – I wish that were true. I think Shellon has been holding out on us – I did a little digging for the rest of the story – here's what I found out:

Once upon a time [this guy and girl were living together], One day a [original text reads "the"] guy asked a [ditto for "the" here too] girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" [they continued to live together – a situation the girl realized was highly in her favor] and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping [at the Beer Barn to stock up on bait], drank martinis [she ain't no dummy and falling for the Beer scam as mentioned above], always had a clean house [because the guy was cooking it], never had to cook [because the guy was cleaning it], stayed skinny [because the guy got what to clean and what to cook mixed up], and was never farted on [because the guy's farts were inadvertently burned off while he cooked the house].

The End.

Edited September 8, 2006 by T-Bone

[Shellon]

lolol cool! I hadn't seen the rest of the story

Thanks Paul Harvey

And Tom, I am sure you're right, if the man is a smart one.