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Einstein's Lesser Known Theory

Ron G.

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Today is Albert Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people

remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,

after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well

endowed and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large

breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

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Then there’s the double entendre of E = MC 2 


Elsa equals Mambo Cups twice as big.

Edited by T-Bone
Epic proportions
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