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Every Blade of Grass is the Same Height


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I like to look at people's lawns. I did years of landscaping. A dozen at least.

If I see one blade of grass a different length than all the others, that tells ME everything I need to know about THEM (the owner's of the grass)

. . . right?

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I remember, people would come in from around the country just to walk down Wierwille Road and see the grand spectacle of acre after acre of grass the exact same height.

I mowed a lot of it myself. Trust me, it wasn't. But, on the other hand, it was, how else would folks leave with such deep spiritual blessings after personally witnessing a running their fingers through the grass?

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I like to look at people's lawns. I did years of landscaping. A dozen at least.

If I see one blade of grass a different length than all the others, that tells ME everything I need to know about THEM (the owner's of the grass)

. . . right?

:biglaugh:/>

I remember, people would come in from around the country just to walk down Wierwille Road and see the grand spectacle of acre after acre of grass the exact same height.

I mowed a lot of it myself. Trust me, it wasn't. But, on the other hand, it was, how else would folks leave with such deep spiritual blessings after personally witnessing a running their fingers through the grass?

And so it came to pass that the Lord was unable to bless even the most needful of the lot, for their vegetation had become unruly and tainted with demons.

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And so it came to pass that the Lord was unable to bless even the most needful of the lot, for their vegetation had become unruly and tainted with demons.

Yikes ! .....come to think of it - - i do remember a swath of devil's grass on VP's junk table at the Advanced Class.

Yikes ! it's the Devil's Grass !!!

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