Ham Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 On Christmas day, I plan on showing up at twi hdqrts...I will be wearing a Santa costume and carrying a baseball bat. As I run into one building after another screaming "Merry Christmas you bastards", I will be smashing windows, chairs, tables, computers, and every other thing I see with the baseball bat. When they all watch me climb onto my sleigh...and then watch me and my reindeer take off into the night sky...they will finally believe. I had to bring this back to the top. It is Christmas, after all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrouchoMarxJr Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Hee hee hee...I forgot I ever wrote that thing. No doubt, the "spirit of Chrstmas" was influencing me at the time...the one called "Santa" is a 4 star general and each of the reindeer can spin their heads completely around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 and rudolph's real name is leviathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Right! That's why his nose glows in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hee hee hee...I forgot I ever wrote that thing.
No doubt, the "spirit of Chrstmas" was influencing me at the time...the one called "Santa" is a 4 star general and each of the reindeer can spin their heads completely around.
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excathedra
and rudolph's real name is leviathan
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Right! That's why his nose glows in the dark.
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