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Mental health help hotline:

Hello, and welcome to the cult abuse health hotline..."

anim-smile.gif If you are obsessive-compulsive press 1 repeatedly.

anim-smile.gif If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

anim-smile.gif If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

anim-smile.gif If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

anim-smile.gif If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

anim-smile.gif If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

anim-smile.gif If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

anim-smile.gif If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

anim-smile.gif If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

anim-smile.gif If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

anim-smile.gif If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

anim-smile.gif If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

anim-smile.gif If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

anim-smile.gif If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

anim-smile.gif If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

anim-smile.gif If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

anim-smile.gif If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

anim-smile.gif If you are menopausal, please hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.

anim-smile.gif If you are blonde, smile, be happy. You have it all.

icon_smile.gif:)-->," God

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I love it!!!! Yes blondes do have more fun!!!!

Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!

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