Yeah,well I stayed in Oklahoma once and I think the whole state blows....My new Oreck vacuum cleaner really sucks...Whose idea was it to call it a blow job,anyway?...
The other day while driving down the highway a license plate frame of an Oklahoma tag caught my eye. Oh by the way (if you don't live in Oklahoma your just camping out). The license border said "Got Jesus!" on the the bottom it said "it's hell without him". How witty.
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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[quote name=notinKansasanymore' date='29 July 2009 - 11:15 AM' ti mestamp='1248891304' post='471939] And speaking of Cash for Clunkers (see, I told you it's impossible to derail),there is no longer
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Oh... (((((((Karmicdebt))))))), I'm SOOOOOO sorry. It is most understandable that you would feel that way.
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tomtuttle
... back to the blue goose ...
This duck died BACKWARDS!!
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fellowshipper
Oklahoma is a very windy state and all others suck.
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Yeah,well I stayed in Oklahoma once and I think the whole state blows....My new Oreck vacuum cleaner really sucks...Whose idea was it to call it a blow job,anyway?...
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fellowshipper
When I studied technology for jet engines they said and engine sucks, blows and goes and our motto was jet engine mechanics use more thrust.
Simon I think your answer is in septuagent.
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notinKansasanymore
I'm not sure that you guys are really discussing the Septa . . the Septa . . . well, okay, maybe the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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fellowshipper
Niki it's a guy thang.
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excathedra
that's what she said
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Tom Strange
well... nah... better not go there!
...we're one day closer to pitchers and catchers reporting!
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The other day while driving down the highway a license plate frame of an Oklahoma tag caught my eye. Oh by the way (if you don't live in Oklahoma your just camping out). The license border said "Got Jesus!" on the the bottom it said "it's hell without him". How witty.
I then thought HE LIVES!!
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Tom Strange
in Oklahoma?
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Radar OReilly
PLEASE PARDON THE SIDEWINDER.......
TOM.........
I need to talk to you.
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Tumbleweed Kid
Siderwider part two,
Radar, I need to talk to you too.
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simonzelotes
Well,shi t,doesn't anybody need to talk to me?
You guys make sure you clean up after yourselves and turn out the lights before you leave....
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excathedra
anybody looking for me ?
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tonto
Sure Excie, thanks for the prayers.
Simonz, maybe I need to talk to you, but do I want to? You know, needs and wants parallel and all that shee-ite.
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Simon:
Geez, get the little violin out!
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Call me!
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Tonto,I'll have my people get a hold of your people and see if we really need to talk...
Jardi...Is that 'Call Me' by Chris Montez or 'Call Me' by Blondie?
You know what Barbara Streisand says,Excie...People who need people are the luckiest people in the world...
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excathedra
no more hunger and thirst but first be a person who needs people....
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tonto, i am so very sorry about your losing your dad
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Thanks again excie, and thanks to all you 9th corks for providing a nice diversion during a rough time. You guys are a riot.
Hey, the next round is on me. What are we drinking?
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Tom Strange
Milk with Bosco!
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notinKansasanymore
Milk with Shiner Bock!
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Shiner Bock with Bosco!
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Bosco?? Just never say that word around me ...
Simon, you don't need any more talkin'. Just walk the walk. Drink a little wine for thy stomach's sake, and remember the 3 B's of bountiful living:
Beer (can be substituted for the wine)
Beach (salt covenant)
Babes (in the WORD, of course)
Gotta go, have to catch the red-eye out of NK on Amb 666 to Teeeeeeneeey, where I am to be a rep-pre-sent-ta-tive for Christ's sake.
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excathedra
pitcher of fig pep please
Teeeeeeneeeey New Mexico !!!! i've stumbled around there
red-eye !!!!! on another thread 2life was sharing how blessed she was to have been in Gunnison with that little red beast
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Beautiful tuttles !!!!!!!
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