Movie Haiku

[Raf]

Hmm. Good guess. I've never seen that movie, but it does seem to describe the plot.

It's not what I had in mind, though.

Hint: put the emphasis on the last line.

[Steve!]

Okay, then.

Hook

[Raf]

And BINGO was his name-o.

[Steve!]

"I will change my stars"

Competes through England and France

boy with horse and stick

[Pirate1974]

A Knight's Tale?

[Steve!]

Did I make that too easy?

[ChasUFarley]

Ring... ring... ring... no "hi"*

Orc you gonna answer that?

Preciousss to Mt. Doom

*First line edited from "hello" to "hi" for the right number of syllables. All apologies to my fellow posters...

Edited March 23, 2005 by ChasUFarley

[Raf]

Driving Miss Daisy?

(One too many syllables in the first line).

[Steve!]

"The Lion King"?

"Father of the Bride"?

[Cindy!]

"Sorry, wrong number" ??

[ChasUFarley]

Highlights of my haiku:

3 rings

Orcs

Prescioussss

Mt. Doom

Extra Hint: Strider gets a crown.

[Raf]

Oh, of COURSE! How STUPID of me!

The Goonies

[Steve!]

Naaaaw, that has to be

Changed

[Raf]

Oh WAIT! STRIDER!

It's about walking!

The Long Walk Home

A Walk To Remember

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

A Walk In The Clouds

Walk on Water

Walk This Way

Walk Like A Man

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Walk

I Walk the Line

Walk Proud

Walk Tall

Walking Tall

Talking Wall

Walk Like A Dragon

I'm Walkin, Yes Indeed, I'm Talkin...

[ChasUFarley]

Raf-

By process of elimination it's

Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King

There were three rings - the one that Frodo had was the one to rule them all. There were orcs (the ugly creatures - the bad guys). 'Precious' is what Golum called the ring (later, Frodo called the ring 'precious', too. Mount Doom is where Frodo had to take the ring. Strider (aka Aragorn) is the one who became the king at the end...

[Raf]

Chas,

We were messing with you. :)-->

[ChasUFarley]

Okay....

FINE!

BE THAT WAY!

(but remember... I'm getting about 2-3 hours of sleep a night these days with the new baby... it will take me a couple of days to figure out you were messing with me... really...) :D-->

[Raf]

We love you, Chas!

[ChasUFarley]

awwww....

wuv u 2!

So...

not to derail this... I'll give it another shot and see if I can do any better...

Kids need a sitter

So dude looks like a lady

With a Brit accent

[Cindy!]

Mrs. Doubtfire

[Raf]

Let's dust this one off. I won't be happy until all of my threads have 400 posts and 6,000 views, thus validating my existence.

Tell you what I'll do:

Cut your heart out with a spoon!

Because it HURTS MORE!!

[sharon]

only to validate you raf...

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[Raf]

Thank you. I feel a little closer to validated.

[sharon]

i don't know how this one is played but if i'm

up next i defer to u, raf...

[Raf]

Here, I'll swipe this one from the other message board: actually, this is one of the best clues I've ever seen.

began all it where

is this that, see will you and

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