Does anyone have any original memos or lists that TWI issued about accomodating visiting "men of god" ? I've seen one or two and that was long ago (like 77 or so). I would be interested in seeing what they have added to the list since that time.
I seem to recall that someone posted here (or maybe on Waydale) that she had at one time cut hair at HQ and was responsible for Craig's hair (what little there was) and she made reference to some memo that said something like "the man of god should not be self-conscious of his appearance". So in anticipation of presentations the lighting directors would conspire to create lighting to present Craig in the best view.
What a vain SOB... He was going bald and he just couldn't handle it so they have to get hair stylists and lighting crews to attempt to disguise it ? (like its not totally obvious).
Anyway if someone has access to those memos I would be curious to see what the "guidelines" were/are.
Under threat of boiling in oil, make said MOG to go back to his years of "original" research, and THOROUGHLY document all sources cited, either by direct quote, or paraphrased sources..
Give him a gallon of water to drink, put him in front of the old PFAL videos and tell him he can't get up to go to the bathroom till he finishes the class.
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Ham
24. Coffee will NOT be served in re-used, bleached, styrofoam cups.
A real espresso maker will be available at all times, with genuine Indonesian (or similar) coffee, ground for each batch.
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Belle
And Pina Colada's and other fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them....with a 2 drink minimum.
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Trefor Heywood
Everyone should be wearing GLAD TO BE GAY T shirts.
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Ham
Trefor, I think that one would break the camel's back, heh heh.
Maybe this could be optional. The other alternative for the audience would be to wear a complimentary Greasespot Cafe T-shirt.
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think fish
i'm just glad he's dead.
and hopfully all his doctrine will follow.
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Trefor Heywood
Mr Hammeroni:
It's not an admission one way or the other - it's the red rag to a bull effect that's important.
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True, true, I think either one would work though!
Just when I thought I ran out of ideas..
Hawkers shall be allowed to work the audience, selling popcorn, peanuts, soft drinks and cotton candy.
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Belle
Cotton Candy??
Over here! Cotton Candy Man!! I'll take TWO!
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mr.ham
you forgot the beer!
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Sorry, Cool One.
OK fellas, roll in the kegs.. Bud goes here, Coors goes there..
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Jim
And let's see if we can dig up an old stale "Stroh's Fire Brewed" for the MOG.
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
sh**t jim that was too funny lost a mouthful of wine on that one
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Ham
Well, maybe Moggy should be happy to occupy the center ring.
"Hya, hya mog. (snap, crack..) up, up, stay".
"Fred, you stick your head in this one's mouth, OK? I'm still recovering from the last one..."
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Does anyone have any original memos or lists that TWI issued about accomodating visiting "men of god" ? I've seen one or two and that was long ago (like 77 or so). I would be interested in seeing what they have added to the list since that time.
I seem to recall that someone posted here (or maybe on Waydale) that she had at one time cut hair at HQ and was responsible for Craig's hair (what little there was) and she made reference to some memo that said something like "the man of god should not be self-conscious of his appearance". So in anticipation of presentations the lighting directors would conspire to create lighting to present Craig in the best view.
What a vain SOB... He was going bald and he just couldn't handle it so they have to get hair stylists and lighting crews to attempt to disguise it ? (like its not totally obvious).
Anyway if someone has access to those memos I would be curious to see what the "guidelines" were/are.
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Ham
Diazabro, I think there is somebody working on just that!
I thought this little thread would keep folks busy with what it should have been..
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Belle
I'm surprised they didn't buy the spray on hair filler for him.
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Ham
And if "little" moggy just won't sit still, repeatedly beat the SOB with a frying pan until he remains cheerful, obedient and quiet.
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Ham
or at least one out of the three..
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Under threat of boiling in oil, make said MOG to go back to his years of "original" research, and THOROUGHLY document all sources cited, either by direct quote, or paraphrased sources..
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Belle
Give him a gallon of water to drink, put him in front of the old PFAL videos and tell him he can't get up to go to the bathroom till he finishes the class.
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Ham
Yep. And when the sucker can't "hold it", send him back through the corps to "fix" his spiritual water problem..
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Weout1200
What about a Italian lunch with fresh garlic and/or oregano? Then greeting da mog with a nice, wet holy kiss?
For all you new mothers, how 'bout pulling the top down right during the torture...teaching & giving the tap to the little one?
A high fiber breakfast for everyone!
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Jim,
C'mon, have some sympathy. Strohs'?
That's all I drank 'til they changed the formula & turned it into dog.....
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Oh, I meant the dog.... version all right...
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