tomtuttle1

Oh yeah?? Well, did you hear about the man who asked a gal he worked with to sleep with him?? She accepted. Turns out, as he was removing his underwear, and she saw what God had blessed (or in this case cursed) him with, she laughed and asked him, "Who do you expect to please with THAT thing???", to which he answered, "Me!!!!!". If you don't like THAT, I didn't accomplish your salvation for you. Complain to the management... By the way, do you know why Jewish men like watching porno in reverse?? They like the part where the woman gives the man back the money. And speaking about these things reminds me of LCM's spew about the eternal vagina fix - the link to it is on the front page of the G'spot under "Editorials". What meds was HE ON??? The mind is a terrible thing ...

Burton was at least partly right about that. But in TWI, they exercized the figure of speech 'ascensio', which is to attribute to "leadership" God-like characteristics ...

Prayer commencing ... Please keep us updated!!

Eloquently, tenderly and gingerly put, my sexie Exie. And a FINE prick he was. You see Jim, "prick-ness" is accurately judged by the closeness to which one can mimmick the insane antics of self-adoring testicles. For example, let's say you're "lucky" enough to be in the corps program, and double-lucky enough to be sentenced, err, assigned, to Gunnison (which, of course, was made with YOUR blessing and growth in mind). And let's say also (bullinger) that you are a normal human who is joking around with a like-minded saint while breaking bread at about the 12th hour (the hour of lunch). Now let's suppose the "leaders", LCM and TJ, hear of your communications with said like-minded saint, and do not approve of your godly choice of words (unless THEY are the ones using these colorful terms), and invite you to sit in audience with them directly after the mealtime announcements. Your heart would RACE in excited anticipation of this two-on-one healing time with His finest. After being screamed at delicately and tactfully by LCM, TJ is moved by the spirits to go and do thou likewise, endeavoring with all his heart, soul, mind and strength to replicate, with a mathematical exactness and a scientific precision, the same blessed loving reproof. The same hand motions, the same voice inflections, the same jugulars bulging. Why, if one were medically inclined, he might boldly proclaim, "TWINS!!!!". ... be ye therefore followers (imitators) of (insert MOG name here) ...

I know a mechanic named Jim, who replaced my water pump in Gunnison so maany maany years ago. To me, this fixed water pump meant the Word was verily over the World, at least the world of TJ & Co ... Thank God for Jim. He should have been a trustee...

What's the difference between a mosquito and a wife?? It's not against the law to kill a mosquito after it sucks the life out of you. That's a dandy!! A "worldly" freind of mine left that on my answering machine. When I heard him say that, "my estimation of him as a man went up 100%" ... Just a joke, in case anyone in postess-land gets offended. It was not God-breathed (theo pneustos), nor did I speak as I was pushed around by The Pneuma, The Hagion ...

Exie, if the Bible doesn't tell you, you DO NOT KNOW!!!! Don't be GUESSIN' which Jeff. That's been the curse, everyone wants to GUESS ... I THINK it's too-close to be Duclos. And that is impossible for me to know by the five senses.

Funny, I thought Word over the World would happen when all the women in the kingdom belonged to the king ...

FriendlyFroggy, your sharing has set me free. I went 2 years before you, and I thought MY review would go down as The Worst, with a capital 'T' and a capital 'W' ... My first vacation on L.E.A.D., described above as the worst, earned me the blessing of a repeat vacation at Tinnietown, at the commandment of the most high lcm & TJ the WonderFlossMan. I am thankful this day to have not been at the bottom of the list, which is the very one God will be using to determine our eternal rewards...

You know, that thread over yonder "VP and Me in Wonderland" is interesting. VP and me, and he in thee, as we shall see, that we may be one, even as he was one (eyed jack). Very clearly paints a vivid picture of our fodder in the Vaudeville so maany years ago. Today if I heard some of the statements he made, my response to them would be severely different that what I exhibited 25 years ago. One of my favorites was, "Keep your hands offa mah stuff!!!". How the firetruck could we not see VP's true intents after jewels like this?? Yeah, he REALLY cared for his people. Sure am glad I never went into the corps ...

Sevie, I thought the things of man were temporal ... Where's PLAF when you need it ??? John, what if the apostle Paul made errors editing???

I'm glad you all agree with my prophecy. What if it were the will of God and you DIDN'T agree?? Bless your hearts... Doncha see it?? It's not important whether you AGREE with what I bring forth or not. Fruit is fruit, truth is truth, applebutter is applebutter. Take your sing along the ways and turn to number 79, There's room on the cross for you: Walter ....

... as far as east Phoenix is from frannie west ... I wish you could read it in the originals... And I you, sistren Sexie. You have been my beacon of light and in-spirit-action on these our posts. I command the lotto become yours (koinoneo - to share FULLY) to-yone, this very day!!

Elloquently well put, YouGotHope. Indeed, a goddamm hullava happy B-day to our foul-mouthed sailor Simonion. Why, it seems like michael just yesterday, when all seemed to be lost, that he was with me in paradise and in residence. I apologize for my continued absence on these our posts, but I am very busy standing in the gap between you my corps and the adversary's diery farts. And I could use a little wine for my stomach's sake, but that would not be BEST in this present day and time and hour. I am blessed this day, mah people, with the scientific precision and exactness with which you all use godly euphemisims, such as "goddamm" and "$&*#" and the like. Brings a tear to mah one eye. You are making these posts LIVING and REAL, a comfort to all who have ears to see and eyes to hear. Quit your jobs like men. Be strong. Jesus wept. John, quit washing the OUTSIDE of windows, which just get dirty again, and begin cleaning the INSIDE, for all things are naked and open unto the eyes of Him with whom we have to do. Exie, rebuke the carrier from beneath, with ALL boldness. Simon, let those rivers of living profanities flow, not trickle. FellowSipper, drink no longer water. Strangeone, seek and ye shall be sought. Nika, thou art a teacher of teachers. As Mrs. W. would say, "Frank, you're too fat". Toodles, mah people. When I return, ye shall receive of the Lord's hand DOUBLE ...

Oh, suffer me for a season, mah peeps ... What must needs I do to convince you that I am he whom thou hast waited for, oh ye of little lucre?? Was it not I that said "MOVE!!!" while at Gunnisack, which LCM and Tommy J were so blessed with? Was it not I that watched whilest our sister Exie covered her feet on the way to Gunnisack, by the side of the highway, maany hours after Mr. BayLeaves purchased full-strength beer from the liquer store in Emporia?? Was it not I that rewrote the best seller "The Way, Looking for Love" ?? And now behold, I am awaiting the return of the current hurricane, where water doth corrupt and wind break through and swirl. And then I am back into the skies, back to work until next weekend. Until then mah people, me mindful of the 13 X's of exuberent loving...

My pen or yours, Nika !!! I'm gonna sign on the line for more harmony in the home. My exact location is south of Melborne and north of West Palm, beyond the waters that are outside the heavens. Gee, I feel as one that needeth the milk of the Word, not as Simon, who is beyond full age. Any twigs tonite?? Mr. StangeOne?? Rev. Sexie Exie??

Best place??? My room. I have been delayed from speaking for or from God on these our posts by an anomily of indeterminable origin. I suspect that since things look different on the Spot, there may be new rules regarding posting. I had to form, make and create a NEW user profile in order to just do the will of the Lord and post. Had to come back home from outta town the other night to make preparations for Miss Wilma, who is supposed to hit either at my house or HeGotHope's house, on Monday. I read a page or 2 back that Simon says "MOVE!!!". Naw, he didn't say that, I just had a flashback... But he DID say to brother John that regarding the hurricane, there would not be a G. D. thing he could do about it. Prophecy??? You be the judge... As for me and my house, we shall rebuke this mighty wind, as of a heavy breathing, and with all boldness declare, "I shall not be moved" (turn to number 51 in your sing along the ways... Walter, take it) ....