tomtuttle1

I tank thee and I tank thee, Jonny, along with the heavenny father, for the devine direction. Beauteeful Oh Hi Ho ...

Greasespot by morning...

GoldenSlipper, you may miss your childhood, but I wanna move back home & let mom & dad support me, maybe go through college again, this time not going college WOW, but maybe studying. I may have misplaced priorities last time thru ...

You've been posting on our treads, haven't you Jonny?? That's Okey-Dokey, you are honorary, spacial (special), Jr, sunset, recognized, spouse and LOA 9th. How's the winter up in your neighborhood??

Let's see ... Yesterday was Sunday ... I could have been driving myself nuts getting ready for the SNS, the coordination, the primping, the pimping (the art form of picking up your 'fruit' en route to a fellowship), the planning, the dressing up, the drive (or long haul), unless the hookup was held at YOUR place, which meant HOURS of cleaning and preparing, the fake look of excited anticipation, the aching back, the bench-butt, the fighting to stay awake, etc, etc, etc, ... Instead I was playing with the kids in the pool, cooking chee-kin on the grill, doing some yard work... Which would YOU say was the will of God??? Hint: I was much more blessed doing what I did. I am SO blessed to NOT have to do TWI's crap!!!

This is starting to sound like corps night, with the weather reports from all RUT locales... It was near 80 over the weekend - I was sweatin' working around the house. But when I landed in NC a couple hours ago, it was 35. What a nice, cool relief!!!! Felt good in my golf shirt, but everyone thought I was the oddball. Too bad, so sad ... Where's Simon Bin Sinnin'???

Socks, I thank thee for thine wisdom and in-depth somethingism. Since I do not plan to be a part of their goal to become an adv class grad, but would like to attend a household fellowship, would you esteem it a wise thing for me to do, to update HQ weekly on my walk, you know, things like making sure I went to the bathroom at least once daily, that I woke up every day, brushed my teeth (once a week), and so on?? I feel so lost without some leader lovingly guiding me in the way of life. I sure don't want to offend the true God by saying something wrong, or doing something I haven't been instructed by leadership to do. Simply put, I don't want to miss God by missing the leaders. Am I being too critical of myself?? Maybe I DO need the adv class, sos I can cast out the confusion ...

Boob wouldn't eat on paper plates, nor would he use plastic silverware... That's the attitude that drew me to the greatness of the misery, err, ministry. I love the "I am SO much better that YOU" attitude. Pompous effin idiot, get off the high horse. How could anyone listen to anything this "man" says?? What a waste of his father's seed... Gee, I feel better now, thanks!!

And it wasn't just women who were treated in an ungodly and unjust way. I would venture to say that, based on MY observations, maybe one half, at most, of those "promoted", or who moved up the leadershi* ladder, were somewhat deserving. The rest were there due to having their noses planted firmly up some "leader's" arse. That means they adopted the same morals and standards as their beloved leaders. This is so simply and obviously NOT of the true God. For you PFAL advocates, they (the leadershi t) could hash the Word of God with or without a tie on, doncha' see it??? Does this mean EVERYTHING that was taught was devilish or wrong?? Of course not. Just as EVERYTHING a convicted rapist or murderer might say would not be inaccurate. But I wouldn't invite them home on Sunday for the PFAL proverbial "chicken dinner" ... Each one chooses his or her direction in life as well as the people they hold in respect, which hopefully is DESERVED respect. If VP and the leaders that followed (and continue to follow) him had/have GODLY intentions, they would have my respect. They don't. CHMF (for you, Sexie...)

I feel almost as old as Linda Gerber after scanning through those lyrics.

Mo-Tech Tonite!!!

I'd better get offa mah arse then. I just won the $180 million lotto and they don't want God cheated out of any impending interest. Let's see ... $180 million, taking the lump sum payout and after taxes ... I should get approx $60 million. I called HQ last night to share what God did for me and told them I'd be sending in by blue forms for the ABS for this week to the tune of $60,000,003.73 (the $3.73 was from the other 10 in my twig). Well, they were claudette royally hacked off. Spewed at me for cheating God, that I should have ABS'd the entire $180 mil. I tried to tell them that I took the lump sum payoff option, and that the IRS got their portion prior to my receiving anything, but this apparently hacked them worse, because I wasn't sharp enough to ABS the $ FIRST and THEN take the payout option and subsequent tax, that "where was my head at??", that had I done the right thing I would have had NO taxes to pay. Well, I guess they have a point there. Anyways, I am no longer welcome at the way. They have no friends at the way, only stranger they haven't bilked yet ...

It's OK, Pillowdrifter, I have seen them post in tongues. They need not to be brought out unto us, that we may know them. But I must confront you about the time of your posting by the spirit. Nothing profitable happens after midnight, per vpw. And don't give me that "But the TIME over HERE is DIFFERENT" sto-rey. There is only ONE true time, and that is that which sits there like a diamond, the posting time on this our thread. By the Way, did you get married??

I've gotten a glimpse of this by overhearing some of the conversations between my son and more than a couple of his girl FRIENDS. They were not girlfiends, just friends he "be chillin wit". Unbelievable... I am jealous ...

Where's the 10 cow woman???

Wouldn't THAT be a hoot, to one day find out VP and some others were not even born-again??

is there enough fig pep... in the world... for this morning???!!!

Another example of how shallow this idiot was...

M.O.M., you need to get back into alignment & harmony. You've blown it somewhere in your walk, to get all "hepped" about --- this --- get honest stuff. God won't even spit in your direction ...

Yeah, right John... logged in as Hope by accident... I do this all the time, trying to log in but somehow entering Exie's user id & password. Sometimes I inadvertently enter under David Bayleaves. You never know just how the spirit will move you. Dooj, quit "hoping", as that's John's job, and start believing, man. Stand & be counted. I have dreamed a dream... but I'm not gonna tell YOU about it!!

At a bar-b-q place nearby, they have a poster on the wall; it has a pic of a cute little piggy and the inscription "All men are NOT pigs.... Pigs are sensitive, cute and caring creatures." Chicken wings & beer vs. a naked woman; a classic example of the Bergman's foot Theory. This theory states that if you place a bale of hay 3 feet from a donkey's left eye and another one 3 feet from its right eye, the donkey would starve to death, because it wouldn't be able to make up its mind which one to go to, as each bale was the same distance away. I wouldn't want to lay THAT at the feet of the Apostle Paul ...

Why am I thinking "nightstick" .........

Welcome home, son. Thou art a good and faithful servant, filled to overflowing with pistis.

A cat in the water is worth 2 VPW's on Corps night.

I'd like to go, but I have to do mah nails tonite ...