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Funny, I don't remember VP and the other leadership complaining about the well-endowed women surrounding them ...

... and while you were losing sleep over a bit of tongue twisting, I had already gotten a lil sumpin sumpin and was fervently praying in the spirit !!!

Exie, I do believe our people are staying up past midnight. Where are mah little donnie & marsha lambs??

The warm welcome was outlawed because: 1. TWI is afraid the "holy kiss" greeting might lead to premarital sex or adultery 2. Getting personal and close with "twiggies" is counterproductive to the respect leaders "deserve" 3. Warm welcomes are no guarantee for truth 4. Only "babes", if they are desirous, warrant a "warm" welcome 5. We have no warm welcomes at the way, only idolizing pee-ons we haven't known (biblically) yet 6. It's winter

It is surprising we didn't have more suicides in TWI than we did. And equally surprising is how quiet all the extra-cirricular activity of these "leaders" was kept. How in hades did they find time to read or teach what was, in many areas, questionably the bible?? Why not just "chuck the whole thing" (reading/teaching bible) and FOCUS on seduction, adultry, rape, sodomy, etc. ?? Maybe they DID. I know on more that one occassion I had to come up with a teaching in 10 minutes. Someone posted about good ole uncle howard slappin' a french on her and saying, "You've been asking for that all day!!""... What an absolute idiot. Never was too impressed with howie's IQ and sexuality. I'd venture to say he had less sex appeal than a fire hydrant. How gross, what a filthy, presumptuous and egotistical old fart. Not even teek (Tic) would lap at him, even with an after-service burger in his hand. And I would venture a guess that had some "regular" believers known about this stuff, these "leaders" would be in jeopardy of their lives (gee, why did VP have CG, HA and other drivers carry handguns???) ...

I feel like Exie said earlier, embare-assed. Embarassed to have had anything to do with an outfit that would do this stuff to some I know. [snip] Un-effing believable. Girls, thanks for sharing. I am sure there are more guys reading this that would like to help you "pay back" our wonderful ex-leaders than there are that would wish for the same MOG-dom treatment. None of you have anything to be embarassed about. Ph uck the ph uckin ph uckers. They will hang by their hyperactive scrotums (spiritually and metaphysically).

I believe we've stumbled upon a lost kernel of truth regarding success in TWI: Be ye therefore fakers like ME, even as I also (bullinger) am of VPW. One of our own 9th corps, Simonion (because of his spiritual hitch-hiker fiends, err, friends), had the most genuine FAKE laugh of our corps. Had he stayed in the ministry, surely he'd have become some great one. As I was leaving the house at 5:30 this morning, I noticed a penny on the floor. Taking to heart Bobbie's teaching, as I am the head of the finance committee at home, as well as the tweezers, I awakened the entire family to lovingly confront them on stewardship. It was indeed a blessing for all. However, I missed my 8:10am flight due to reaching up too maany times into Daddy's donut box striving to keep the adversary's hands out of my household within my household. But that's fine. Jobs are EASY to find, if you fake believe hard enough...

This isn't just a devotion .... This is LIFE !!!!!!

Hello, Mrs. Cleaver. Is Wallace at home?? Clarence and I would like to invite him to go to the soda shop with us. No, Eddie, he is helping Beaver deliver drugs. I'll tell him you were here. Why do I want to spit/puke when I read the "loving teaching" above?? "I am the financial advisor here..." This is not only mechanical, but also laughable. Hey Wafers, let's PRETEND we are REAL people. I'd better go and call my wife to make sure she turned off the kitchen light this morning, because I am the LIGHT advisor in the home, and she's got zero common sense....

If you haven't already, I suggest everyone re-read this thread, starting at page ONE... Great Word taught; great insight and great prophecies abound therein.

Everyone should be back from Ho Ho Relo by suppertime tonight. Otherwise they shouldn't even bother to come back (per LCM)...

Everyone please take off work this week - my gift to you all this Christmas. Just email your higher-up and claim this promise, which saith me, ye have heard of me.

Why not treat her to a road trip to S. FL and an evening at Chippendales??? It would be great to see you two again !!! And for you, we have these very therapuedic massage parlors, or an evening at a gentleman's club, like Rachael's, where men can enjoy likeminded fellowship and be pampered by potential WOW's who need undershepharding ...

T Jenks has appeared unto me in a vee-sion, saying troubles and afflictions abide thee. Abide thee when?? Adibe thee if you go feeshing without proper legal authorization. Jonny and his companions in trouble, err, travel. Let me ask you a question... Did he go feeshing?? Did Jonny go feeshing?? He sure did... Did he get in trouble??? He surely did, almost lost his coho... We here in FL don't know much about those type feeshes. We are all about dolphin, grouper, snapper, marlin, cobia, tuna, wahoo, and all manner of beast which cleaveth the fin. Personally, I'd rather have tuna of the land (cheekin). Only way I eat feesh is if I go a feeshin and catch something, and put it on the grill that evening. Otherwise, just give me cheekin (or gorp & a cheese wedge)...

In most of the twigs I ran, this "ministering sexually" doctrine of VP's didn't need to be taught. It seemd a natural by-product of the closeness developed, although I never took advantage of its "availability", as I felt it was not "God's Primary Will" ...

Ok scruge, I'll help your sorry f uckin as s out. Get her a WEATHERVEIN... It's a small structure like a small barn, that has an arrow on it to indicate the wind direction, and it's got a COCK on top of it... Or you can opt for the genuine replica of the St. Marys Motel. This cannot be found stores, you can only get it by calling this number: 1-303-641-0936 (606 County Rd 9, Gunnison, CO).

Moments like these, with Martha, Russ, the Eddie & Lenny show, these were the times that I will always remember. The slack shop was indeed open, but only after the evening's activities. And them there were REAL burgers. One time we had tons of donuts for some occassion. I remember as I was taking them out of the boxes to put on large serving platters, I read the ingredients paragraph. Not one monosyllabic word. Every word (ingredient) was at least 20 letters long. And it WAS a PARAGRAPH of ingredients, syaing to me, "Look!! Guaranteed!!! NOTHING NATURAL!!!!". It was a miracle the top dogs allowed us to defile our bodies those few times. But they sure beat the eff outta frozen fruit or bolger wheat cereal & fig pep... And, our last year in res, as I was the King of the Snack Shop, and also the in-res twig ldr with sexie, I-smoked-pot-with-the-bea-uls, and the rest. we were fine-dining downstairs on some scrumptous morsels of unidentifiable "food". Afterwards, ole Davie says, "I'm starving!!!". Well, God shewed me, as I had the keys to the snack shop, which was directly in front of us, that I must needs unlock those doors with mah faithful twig'ees and sample the manna that was so graciously placed there for our blessing. We were GOOD peoples, GOOD corps, and as we had been taught, thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out of the corn. If membership to twigs was really voluntary, ours would have been "pressed over, shaken down and running together...

Is it really possible that some people honestly do not, or cannot, see common sense in their hearts?? The older I get, the more I realize how much I don't know, and the more I question the notion that most people, when presented with either life or death, would choose life. To not FEEL for another person, to not even CARE about what you do TO someone else and how it effects them, is in my estimation worse than the "conscience seared with a hot iron"... Yeah, God IS great. Some people s uck. As VP would say, "Choose your ruts carefully..."

When going out with the guys looking for "action": When you go feeshing, you don't take feesh with you...

I've heard it said in the South; "The sun don't shine on one dog's a*s forever".

Many of us can only imagine what you two have been through, how it has affected you even unto today, how you think, how & who you trust, how you love, how you function in every aspect of life, etc, etc, etc. I WISH (good english word) there were something I could give you, some experiences I could give you, to offset the experiences you had. But there isn't. What did you do to deserve any of that?? Nothing. What in hades could ANY pure hearted child do to deserve just a sampling of what you went through?? I have no answer. Why would God allow anything like what you received?? Why does God allow child abusers to even breathe?? Lots of things keeds... I got a PROBLEN with these things. Maybe indeed, farther along, we'll know all about it... But there is no human who can explain WHY these things happened to you. There ARE good people who love you and to whom your lives have great value. There are people who NEED you, who you have helped and will continue to help. Maybe there will be special rewards for what you have endured. There are some who would take your pain, if possible, and give you your rest and joy in life. I hope (another good english word) knowing this helps you to go on living the next day.

Okay, Exie. But the rest be forewarned; the following contains adult situations. Some material may not be suitable for children in the word ... My father, regarding some women: Son, they're dick-traps. They'll suck you for all you've got and leave you high & dry. One of his favorite uphemisms: cock-headed (or prick-headed) monkey f**ker. Hence, my use of CHMF ... Well, actually, I exchanged one word, the word 'cock'. This is a good and biblical word, but not the original word my father used. He would use, instead of 'cock', the degrading word attributed to women, the almost never used anymore, 'C' word. Let me ask you a question... If you change just ONE word of what my father said, do you have his word?? And following onto his statement of maturity (...just because you can drink beer & get a hard-on don't make you a man) was, "Why, I had a room-mate in college who'd buy rubbers by the gross, and look at him today!! He doesn't have a pot to *%^#* in..." Regarding my daliances with a cutie who lived down the street: "If you'd get as concerned and excited about doing what I ask you to do, as you do playing grab-foot and stink-finger with Sharon down at the bridge, you'd be lightyears ahead ..." That's my dad!! Always teaching !!!!

My father once told me, "Son, you can be old, and you can be poor, but don't be both." Had I stayed in TWI, I would have gnosko'd this statement. About growing up, he said "Just because you can drink beer & get a hard-on don't make you a man..."