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I was making a funny also, LG. No need for apologies, at least on your part. By the way, there is no verb "teddy" in the greek texts.

Exie, ditto (as in Ghost). I don't know what I would have done without you those years we were together. Even today I am thankful for your life, heart, humor and love. I wish I could give you more... I am thankful for the rest of you 9th also (except Simon and StrangeMan, as they have forsaken the gathering together of the saints here on these our posts).

LG, what our beau-tee-ful sister Ex was trying to communicate by "teddy" is a wonderful truth. It refers not to a garment for intimate set-tings, nor to any past US president. You see, "teddy" is derived from the greek work "tedechomai", which can be translated as "I receive you". I wish you could read it in the texts. She is simply saying that she has received me, or, my words. Thanks Exie. I "teddy" you also (Bullinger).

TJ: "Jonny, is it true you helped throw Rev. Thomas into the mud?? Well Jonny, while you were there playing happy-fun games, I was getting my a-whole ripped by LCM hisself at a corps night at HQ. Quite a contrast in the Love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation, huh?? Good story though. I too learned to "think things through" before dishing out the MOG's own antics back on him. Problen is that, more often than not, I learned too late...

1. What time is it: It's 10pm. Do you know where your children are?? 2. Name: Tom Life-Is-Tremendous Tuttle II 3. Nickname: Mr. Fletcher 4. Piercings: Janis Pier Sings 5. Recent Movie you've seen: Naughty Nurses - The Sequel 6. Eye color: Red 7. Place of birth: Earth 8. Favorite food: Borsch & Wheat berries 9. Ever been toilet papering? Yes, got 6 months in juvenile and 1 month probation. 10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes, she was the offspring of an onion and a prostitute (piece of *ss that brings a tear to a man's eye). Ever hate someone so much it made you cry? Hate is of the devil. 11. Been in a car accident: Are you alright?? 12. Favorite day of the week: I esteem all days alike. 13. Favorite restaurants: Royal Castle, Jeffrey Dahmer's restaurant "Friends" 14. Favorite Flower: Gold Seal or Pillsbury 15. Favorite sport to watch: mud-wrestling 16. Favorite Drink: non liquour : water 17. Favorite ice cream: Mocha peanut butter chocolate chip 18. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney Brothers 19. Favorite fast food restaurant: Zippy's 20. What color is your bedroom carpet: slate 21. How many times you failed your driver's test? Never needed to take it. 22. Winter, summer, spring or fall: Autuminal equinox 23. Which store would you choose to Max out your credit card: Jed's Tent, Awning & Circus Supply 24. What do you like to do when you are most bored: Concentrate on blades of grass 25. Bedtime: 8:30am 26. Favorite TV shows: Jerry Springer, JJ the Jet 27. Last person you went to dinner with: Dinner or Supper?? 28. Ford or Chevy: Vespa 29. What are you listening to right now? Swaying Ladies of the Swing 30. How many tattoos do you have: One on my face, pierced thigh and toes on one foot, piercing (bolt) through my prosthetic leg 31. How many pets do you own: Are lice considered pets?? 32. Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg? Trick question; God first, others second, then myself.

I agree Yellowfeather, we are realizing some of our "training" was a tad warped. I was told, while in res, that I was the first living abortion. Today, I'm not so sure...

So THAT's what Ra-Moan-Na looks like... I wouldn't have touched her with LCM's private part...

Behold, how great a fire a good old boy kindeleth... Just pack it on Ice, Ted, 'till you & your sweetie get off the WOW field next year. You both ARE going WOW, aren't you?? YouGotDope, I may be back in FL working from home by the end of Feb, which meaneth that when the Ted&DB show happens, I "might could" (old southern term) find mah way across the state for the junior gathering together. Sexie, are you listening to the rauchus, loud voice?? What's in YOUR calendar for that date?? Time for Dan church. Love to all. Bless them which prosecute you. Go and do thou likewise. Where's Apes & Peacocks??

You've been playing hoo-key, haven't you Jonny??

I have not yet won any lottery. Maybe it's because my needs & wants are not in context or were not used before. And Pappy hasn't shed ANY light on where I might be blowing it by my believing in reverse. My winning has been lost backwards. Simon needs to be neuthetically confronted on his absence from our 9th corps post toasties. Same with mellowtripper and TomStrangelove. Thanks be to Nika, who ALWAYS causes us to come out on top.

Exie, I have NEVER received the red light. I always hear "Go fer it!!!!". Do you thing I'm letting mah mind interfere with the still small voice???

Speaking of Berra, Barbie Beretta used to call me "Ball Bat". Might these posts be subject to confrontation by "leadership" ???

S Craig, that was inspired utterance if I've ever heard inspired utterance before. Is your middle name Gozer?? I agree 34% with all that you spake as you were pushed around by THE pneuma, THE hagion. Even a freight train comes to a stop...

Igottampa, it is not for you to know the times or the seasons which the fodder hath put in his hands. But if I DO buy a teek-ette tomorrow for the $50 mil, and I DO win, we will be going to that city with its streets of gold, children laughuing children singing with the happy angel band. How 'bout them Bucs?? Where is our corps, dammit??? Just a few faithful here. Maybe my sons have sinned...

No reason to "sneak" away to try to find food... We had no money to spend on anything "extra". Oh, once in a while we might have a 50 cents or a dollor to buy popcorn, maybe even a burger after the SNS. But for the most part, dinner (supper) was IT. It was a mixed "blessing" to be asked to sit at the head table; you may get reamed for some idiot thing, or you had to do a good job pretending to be into the after-meal sermon, whatever. At least the head table was served more family style (take all you want). It did kinda suck to be a larger male, especially if you did hard work (shovelling rocks, picking up bricks, wire brushing the outside of buildings to remove the stains, etc... Love without partiality. Yeah, leadership was real concerned about that ...

That SOMETHING, WW, is BELIEVING... You need to believe BIGGER for abundance & prosperity, so you can give MORE!!!

And what the hades are you doing watching kiddie-cartoons on Saturday mornings when when have classes to get together?? Where's your commitment, man?? Why don't you just go LOA for a lifetime?? You are being deceived by the cartoon spirit, namely, Mr. Belerker and Ms. Jonassas.

... and so, through the years in this our ministry, as I take a break from working the meat of that word, many times I wonder "Where's a man get his strength??". But all I know is, if this word is to live, someone's got to do the believing, someone's got to have the discipline and drive. As I was golfing earlier today, preparing tonite's teaching in my mind, I drove the ball out of bounds. We cannot drive ourselves out of bounds. For our God's love is boundless, and it is His grace upon grace that allows any of us to hold the truth, as Dr. Wierwille taught us for years. And so, as we sit here today as His household within His household within the family, I am thankful for this beautiful head dress, and my working the word to so bless our people that they would be blessed to give this to me (in addition to their wives. eh eh eh...). Let's enjoy the pizza and fig pep. Gosh, I sure miss those tender, heartfelt, brings a tear to your eye meetings. My butt is sore just imagining it...

There's a typing spirit at work in these our threads as well. "Maroon" is a purplish color, whereas "moron" is a fool. GIT OUT, thou vile typing spirit of error !!!!

Imagine that, a ministry complete with false and micro-managing leadership, under-achieving and disillusioned followers with no sense of self confidence and worth, and no desire to change. Where's the green card???

I saw a "Blue Rhino" display yesterday in front of a convenience store. It was to promote sales for the propane gas company. Talk about coincidence !!!

Cheers!! On-balay !!!!!

That's mah Exie!!! First postess on the last page, first on this page, and Jesus in the midst!!! How's THAT for alignment & harmony??

Grammar .... Now, THAT'S a dandy!!! O Might He Commander, thou art careful and troubled about many things. Before I give you the meat of this tread, you must first receive the milk. Click your heels three times and say, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home...", for we are a SECRET society. To become fully initiated, you must: 1. end all questions with what is commonly called a question mark (?) 2. write in complete sentenses 3. identify what class had the statement "Get to whom it is written correct" You are right in saying that many good & honest people were hurt and slandered, but we are NOT becoming what we hate most. We CANNOT hate, we have holy spirit, with a capital H and a capital S ... Oak - I agree. This is going too far, not what I intended, nor the direction I intended. But this (posting) is nothing compared to what he did to some pure-hearted believers...

How about the people who really needed to be in an institution somewhere, not at ROA?? They'd be wandering about tent city and 24 hr WOW burger tent, mumbling about all sorts of things. One night while working the WOW burgers, around 2am, a guy wanders in and say's "Hi!!! I'm Dan Dan the Radio man!!!". I ask him what is his real name, so he tells me his real name is Dan, but everyone calls him Dan Dan the Radio Man, because he loves radios. He then goes on for 45 minutes explaining to me the intricacies of the radio and how some girl loves him, which is why he's even there, because she witnessed to him, and she kissed him the first night he went to twig, and he's gonna ask her to marry him, and he's thinking about goin' WOW but he doesn't know what WOW is, and how about a free hamburger since she has his wallet and he hasn't eaten for a day because he's so in love he rarely gets hungry, and do I know one of his friends in his special ed class, and asks what my name is while grabbing my hand and not letting go, and do I know this doctor w person, he must be a huge man because everyone in twig talks about him, where does he live so I can go visit him, and do I think it will be as hot tomorrow because the showers are hot and he sweats while showering, but he did get a peek at some girls in the girls shower when one girl walked in, and do I know where he is from, and where am I from, and do I like twigs, and who are the people with the hats walking aroung, they sure are friendly and helpful, and say, have I taken the PLAF course yet ...