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GeorgeStGeorge

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  1. "Grease" "Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus." George
  2. At first, I was thinking "The Saint," but it can only really be "The Avengers" (Bahm-ba-da-baa-DAHHH) George
  3. I'm guessing that they're John Astin (not Raul Julia!) and Jack Cassidy. I can almost picture them together, but I really can't remember the show. George
  4. "Danny told me not to trust you. He said you killed Mozart." "Mo- who?" "-zart." "You know, I kill a lot of people, I can't remember half of them." George
  5. I never saw "Philadelphia." The lawyer part was probably a common joke. My favorite variation: A 747 full of lawyers went down in the Atlantic. The good news is that everybody drowned. What's the bad news? There were 10 empty seats. "Carpe Diem!" George
  6. A fowl from another universe is brought to our Earth by calls made by long-bearded Christian entrepreneurs. George
  7. I was hoping that "Doyle" and "Frog One" would give it away. "The French Connection" is correct. George
  8. You've got the song right, so I'll give it to you. Percy Sledge did the most famous version, followed by Michael Bolton. The only good thing about the song is that women will usually dance REALLY CLOSE to it. Maybe that's why guys like it. Of course, the lyrics describe the guy as a total idiot. George
  9. Again, I get half of it. The first part is Men of Honor. The second part looks like The Secret of My Success, but that's clearly wrong. George
  10. "Grace Under Fire" It was the number 1 new comedy in 1993 (#4 show overall) and did well for three seasons. The Butler dealt (in her personal life) with some addiction problems, and the show tanked. FREE POST George
  11. The first part must be Die Hard, but I don't recognize the other half. George
  12. Her character's name was GRACE Kelly... George
  13. Anchorman Christina Applegate Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead George
  14. The Patriot Tom Wilkinson The Green Hornet George
  15. "This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One." "Yeah, I know that. We got the Westbury covered like a tent." "The Westbury my a$$! I got him on the shuttle at Grand Central, now what the hell's going on up there?" " All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your foot for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie." "Brooklyn is loaded with guys that own candy stores, two cars, and like to go to nightclubs!" "Yeah, but you put this little candy store hustler together with Joel Weinstock and maybe we got a big score!" George
  16. The Cider House Rules Michael Caine Dirty Rotten Scoundrels George
  17. Like Rhett Butler, but not exactly. :) George
  18. "Love Shack" by the B-52s. This song is very popular. I can understand why women like it, but guys should hate it: Tryin' to hold on to what he needs He'd give up all his comforts, sleep out in the rain If she said that's the way it ought to be. George
  19. I know I've heard the line. I just can't place it. George
  20. The star was a stand-up comedienne with a name reminiscent of "Gone with the Wind" George
  21. " All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your foot for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie." "Brooklyn is loaded with guys that own candy stores, two cars, and like to go to nightclubs!" "Yeah, but you put this little candy store hustler together with Joel Weinstock and maybe we got a big score!" George
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