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"What do you call this?" "Chinese fighting muffin." "That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags." "Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!" "You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff." "Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff." "How about Thursday?" "Thursday is my FAVORITE day!" "I'll get tickets." "I LOVE tickets!" "What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie." George

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Sorry, my hirsute friend. No idea on this one, either. (It's like posting an Enterprise episode on the Star Trek thread!) ;) George

Okay. Here are all the Memory-Alpha quotes for the episode (including speakers' names, since we know it's an Enterprise episode). If you don't remember the plot, make one up; you'll probably be close enough! ;) "You know, I read if they sense a leader's weak they'll try to kill him and take command." - Trip Tucker, offering advice to Archer on how to deal with their Klingon captive "Remind me to stop trying to help people." - Archer, to Tucker, after a futile attempt at negotiation "I found these schematics in the Vulcan database. It's a Raptor-class scout vessel." "How long will it last down there?" "Its hull's at least twice as thick as ours, reinforced with some kind of coherent molecular alloy." "Yeah, it's a tough little ship, but it can't hold up under that pressure forever." - Mayweather, Archer, and Tucker, discussing the Klingon vessel "Ah, the one time we need our chief engineer is the one time we leave him behind." - Reed, lamenting Tucker's omission from the away team "I think I might have made a tactical error dealing with the Klingon woman. I asked her for help. She could see that as a sign of weakness." "You been boning up on your Klingon psychology?" "We've run into them three times, and every time they've wanted to destroy us. I'd love to figure out why." "Well, maybe the best thing is just to steer clear of them." "That might not be so easy, but we could use their help right now. If we could reestablish a com signal with T'Pol and the others, the Klingon woman could probably talk them through the repairs. But she's got a thousand generations of instinct telling her not to trust me." "Well, maybe it's time you started thinking like a Klingon." - Archer and Tucker "It's called gagh. It's a Klingon delicacy, but only when they're alive." "They look like worms." "They are worms." - T'Pol and Sato, searching the galley of the Klingon ship "Are you all right?" "I promised myself I wouldn't do this." "You're in a dangerous situation in an alien environment. Your anxiety is understandable." "Don't you mean, 'for aHuman' ?" "You can't deny your nature." - Sato and T'Pol "I decided to take your advice about thinking like a Klingon. The Vulcan database has about 900 pages on them." "Learn anything?" "Plenty. They're driven by a warrior mentality. They tend to view anyone they meet as a potential enemy." "That may explain why our guest is so irritable." - Archer to Tucker "There was a raid." "Yes..." (Archer pauses to wait for Bu'kaH to volunteer more details, then continues...) "I can understand your not wanting to talk about it if the raid went badly for you." "The Xarantines are no match for us! We attacked their outpost and took what we wanted." "And that included some Xarantine ale?" (She nods, defiantly) "Did your whole crew drink it?" "The triumph belonged to all." "I'll take that as a yes." - Bu'kaH, Archer, and Phlox discuss the Klingons' activities prior to to falling ill "This was your plan? To grope around in the darkness and hope to stumble upon my ship?" "That's how we found it the first time." - Bu'kaH to Archer "I kept your seat warm for you." - Tucker, to Archer, on his return to the bridge "Prepare to surrender your vessel." "Maybe your engineer neglected to tell you, but, uh, we just saved you and your crew." "You violated our ship, accessed our weapons." "It was either that or stand by and watch you get crushed." - The Klingon captain and Archer "You wouldn't last ten seconds in a battle with us. You've got multiple hull breaches, your shields are down, and from what I'm told, you're fresh out of torpedoes. If I were you, I'd take what little honor I had left and go home. Fire one shot, and I'll blast you right back to where we found you." - Archer to the Klingon captain "Oh, it certainly feels nice to be clean again." "It is...pleasant." - Reed and T'Pol, enjoying their extended stay in decon "Do you smell that?" "I don't smell anything." "Exactly." - Sato and T'Pol George

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"You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff." "Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff." "How about Thursday?" "Thursday is my FAVORITE day!" "I'll get tickets." "I LOVE tickets!" "What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie." George

OK. Fine. "Survivor." George

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Hey, PD! The purple equivalent of the Green Lanterns are the Star Sapphires, whose jewels are powered by love (as opposed to the GL rings, powered by will). HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! George

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And if Waysider doesn't know it, I REALLY have no clue! George

Of course. "Galaxy Quest." My favorite line, though I didn't even pick it up until about the third time I saw the film was when the crew is fleeing the little monster creatures, and Sigourney weaver yells, "Run, before they kill Guy!" :) George

I usually accede to the fact that few of our crew watched Voyager, and fewer still, Enterprise; but I'll occasionally throw an episode in trom those shows to keep it honest. And, frankly, I thought they were fine. Enterprise didn't really hit its stride, unfortunately, until its final season. :( George

Is it possible that Father says shut up is the only real revelation VP got? :P George

You have correctly identified the series. Let's see if anyone can get the episode. Remember, you only need to describe the episode, not necessarily giving the title. (Hint: it was from the first season.) George

Glad you're here, Brainy! (We hardly ever call anybody by his full screen name!) Enjoy what the cafe has to offer: TWI venting, shoulders to cry on, political discussions, games, photos, the fun never stops. And we'll look forward to enjoying what you have to offer! George

I definitely will see it, but haven't yet. In the meantime... "It's called gagh. It's a Klingon delicacy, but only when they're alive." "They look like worms." "They are worms." "Are you all right?" "I promised myself I wouldn't do this." "You're in a dangerous situation in an alien environment. Your anxiety is understandable." "Don't you mean, 'for aHuman' ?" "You can't deny your nature." "I decided to take your advice about thinking like a Klingon. The Vulcan database has about 900 pages on them." "Learn anything?" "Plenty. They're driven by a warrior mentality. They tend to view anyone they meet as a potential enemy." "That may explain why our guest is so irritable." "Remind me to stop trying to help people." "I found these schematics in the Vulcan database. It's a Raptor-class scout vessel." "How long will it last down there?" "Its hull's at least twice as thick as ours, reinforced with some kind of coherent molecular alloy." "Yeah, it's a tough little ship, but it can't hold up under that pressure forever." "Oh, it certainly feels nice to be clean again." "It is...pleasant." George

There were a number of bonehead ideas passed off as "revelation," but I would have to say the dumbest was putting the Corps on full-time salary. (In fact, I remember thinking to myself when I first heard the news, that if this WASN'T revelation it was the stupidest thing I'd heard.) Imagine converting hundreds of cash sources into cash sinks. The financial damage to TWI was great. A (perhaps) unintended side-effect was freeing up all those Corps to meddle in the believers' lives, destroying morale and causing even more financial problems with the ensuing exodus. George

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That's it! TERI + EEL + MICK + KOI(s) You're up! George

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"Remind me to stop trying to help people." "I found these schematics in the Vulcan database. It's a Raptor-class scout vessel." "How long will it last down there?" "Its hull's at least twice as thick as ours, reinforced with some kind of coherent molecular alloy." "Yeah, it's a tough little ship, but it can't hold up under that pressure forever." "Oh, it certainly feels nice to be clean again." "It is...pleasant." George

Ummm... "Q Who?" (NG) George