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Ah, so many people here with tax induced dementia! brwaaaaaaahahahahah!

Right Rev. Tom, The Diamondbacks had a big inning yesterday! First decent game all season. And in this one, a rookie created... a three run homer. And if they don't keep winning, the earth at the B.O.B. could become without form and void! And, Tommy, it's the CUBs that keep saying wait until next season, not yet the Diamondbacks.

Why would we be in a fellowship?

And Bruce also said to Sally, "If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" And who amongth uth hath silver hair yet, anyway? oh, ye who approacheth the big 5_?

idle hands, sheesh! silver tongued orator? better get a real doc to check that bp and hdl and ldl before you become silver HAIR fertilizer! hahahahahaha

If I were a firkin, I wooda wanta more uh dat fine homemade cohnbwed at Empwohwia! Give me more. Hope there's not been much stormin in Norman lately... Since the original Stormin Norman is so far removed from Iraq (where he first became a household name about 12-13 years ago) that he is not even one of the broadcast media consultants explaining all the gubmint... ah, never mind.

The priest, the rabbi and the minister all wondered, " Can firkin fly?"

I remember having to teach to trees. Simon, did your tree have a difficult time staying erect? Not that it would matter to me.

So, this priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...

Well niKa, you aren't alone. the "shock and horror" is far more real today with the instant news of American casualties. My stepson is a freshman at UofA in Tucson. I hope he never has to see combat first hand.

Beep beep beep boop boop boop!

Thanks Simon. And my kiddo has been much calmer and happier with me than she had been in months, especially with her mother. In general, mother's are wunnerful, btw, but in this case... well, I'm very thankful at this point.

Karm... black leather interior of your car? Cloth or sheepskin/hair seat covers. Also, dashboard covers made of carpet material are standard equipment (not from the car dealer, but for many Arizonans). Especially important for your steering wheel... Also, MOST important... windshield shades for when you are parked but not under cover.

Ok, I bite, or byte as the case may be. The list contains more practical wisdom than humor! Oh, that's the point... -->

Thanks Rev. Ex and Felloschleper... however, I am having trouble understanding how anyone could deal with more than one! (that's a figger of speech)

Not wanting to share all my blues with yous, I didn't mention the Grave(s)travail visited upon me since late January, but this day I say unto thee it is time to rejoice, for this thy or MY daughter is back with thee, or rather with me. How I got stuck in this life with such a spiteful former spouse is a matter for speculation another time. However NOW, yea VERILY, a superior court judge granted me sole custody (for now), though for a somewhat sad reason (which I will not expound upon at length this moment). But having only seen my daughter for about 6 hours over nearly two months, I REJOICE and know (since she is 13) I have my work cut out for me... Thanks for letting me share my joy. :D--> :)--> :P-->

Thanks Ex for letting us know that.

Practically had milk shooting out my nostrils on that one niKa! rofl :D-->

And don't forget what Walter always used to say... today is the only day of the year that is a command -- March FoUrth! So, rise up ye men (don't leave out da wimmin) of Gawd! And that hundred bucks... as long as Tut-ex ministries shares the wealth and uses the proceeds for the common good... -->

Simon, them would be Nolan Ryan's numbers. I bet you been able to do plenty of selling lately, instead of climbin woofs. Why I've forgotten more dry, no rain years than El Nino will ever know. Tommy Tutu, I had to really work hard on that musteriouso sentence.

almost everyone else's birthday...

Most significantly, I recall hearing them say Bah-bah Wah-wah was born of the wrong seed. How silly. At this point, I hope all former wayfers question the teaching underlying the long list that probably is more fairly described as those who made Herr Vierville and Craggy jealous.

Nor do I have a clue (only stating the obvious, I know) as to solving this musterion... or is it... well, I just don't know. Hmmm... dost one thinketh that the Toledo Mud Hen from New Knoxville, aka personal trainer to minor league women's basketball teams, drive an H2? I guess I been lookin at that financial statement Goey got fum an Arizona corporate overseer too long.

I thought this was the read thread...

Well, KnotinKans anymore (garden veggies, get it?), It's been so long I don't remember the very large part... but I do remember you had a fine pair of very long, very nice legs... and apparently, they still work for dancin... your museum find sounds intriguing... one of the latest things I did that might stir something up - took a pic of some ornamentation cast in stone that decorates an Arizona state office building, built in Italian Renaissance architectural style in 1930, that has hundreds of swastikas on it. This ancient symbol had different meaning to Native Americans than it now holds. And, if Simon wants to see it, or anyone that visits the Phoenix area, just email "The Teacher...oops, not that one. email me... some folks here should have my email addy.