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Somebody's packing and gets busted for DWI ************************************** The Charlotte Observer (December 5) -A retired Gastonia fire captain driving in the city's annual Christmas parade Sunday was charged with driving while impaired and carrying a concealed gun after he ran over a spectator's foot, police said. Van Michael Johnson, 59, of the 100 block of Windsong Court, also was charged with resisting a public officer and carrying a weapon during a parade. Police said Johnson struggled when they stopped him after the hit-and-run. According to an arrest warrant, Johnson blew a .22, almost three times the .08 legal limit. Officers also confiscated a .22 Magnum pistol from Johnson. Johnson, who retired Feb. 1, 1995, was driving a 1965 Corvette in the parade, police said. Johnson couldn't be reached for comment. ****************************************************** Gastonia is just west of Charlotte and is a true redneck cultural center.

Marky Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes Helena Bonham Carter

Batman Begins Liam Neeson Rob Roy

Cranking it up again, are we? Spencer Tracy Father of the Bride(the original) Elizabeth Taylor

Very good.

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the dj puts Bon Jovi on

Don't Cry for Me Argentina No, wait a minute. That's not it. Same movie, different tune. You Must Love Me by Madonna

Maybe we should bring back the stocks and the dunking stool too.

Charlotte, North Carolina It was a moment right out the old tv show "Rescue 911." A house on fire and she was trapped inside, no way out ...and pregnant (the tv writers would have loved that!) Suddenly a brave CFD fireman appeared out of the flames and carried her to safety! After the fire was out and all the firemen were sitting around on the ground exhausted, sweaty, dirty, she walked past all the others to the one who had rescued her and gave him a big kiss on his soot-streaked face. A newspaper photographer who was there happened to capture the moment.

You guys are correct.

Right. That's the first thing I noticed. I liked her better before she went blonde.

Seems like this guy was pretty stupid to sign the document admitting paternity. Sounds like he was being set up. There's a lesson here: Be very careful who you give your sperm to.

OK, here's a classic I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well

Albert Brooks Broadcast News Holly Hunter

A men's room at the Sofitel Hotel in Queenstown, New Zealand Sofitel Loo Check it out. It's a hoot.

That's it. Good flick. Check it out if you haven't ever seen it.

If I was going to be hiding anybody it would be Keira Knightley, not Orlando.

A manly tale of the sea, it is? Alrighty then. A pirate walks into a bar and starts talking to the bartender about his adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook and eye patch, the bartender asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a shark came by and bit off me leg." "Blimey," said the bartender. "What about the hook?" "Me crew and I was boardin' a trader ship, guns blasting, swords swingin', and in the fracas me hand got cut off." "Oh,my," remarked the bartender, "And how came you by that eye patch?" "I was on me ship and I looked up and a seagull let one go right in me eye." "You lost your eye to some bird poop?" the bartender asked. "Aaargh, well, it was the first day I had me hook."

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones. No, a tune it ain't, for sure.

No, not "American Pie." Much better than that. Based on a Stephen King story.

Hello? Hello? Is this still the Nostalgia Thread or did I wander into the Home Ec class by mistake?

Am I the only one who's seen this? Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.

Wow!! A Robert Blake costume!! Now that's REALLY scary!!

It's a shame that the boys aren't pulling in enough jack from their current tour (average ticket price $166.00) that they have to pimp cars. We should take up a collection.

Our pa's each own one of the World Trade Centers For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you