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Pirate1974

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  1. To see this in the Wall Street Journal, of all places, just doesn't seem right, somehow. This is America, of course, and the boys obviously need to start thinking about their retirement years, and a nicelittle $50,000,000 from Mercedes will buy a lot of denture cream and prune juice. Mercedes might call this thing a "sports tourer" but it's a freaking STATION WAGON. The Rolling Stones are hyping a mom & pop station wagon. Next think you know, Tommy Hilfiger will be using the Jefferson Airplane' s revolutionary anthem of the 60's "Volunteers" to see shirts. Oops.
  2. Not impossible, just old. Stop, Stop, Stop by The Hollies.
  3. That is wild, but incorrect. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
  4. Consider yourself reproved. Sudo. :lol:
  5. Really? Telly Savalas The Dirty Dozen Charles Bronson
  6. OK, how about this: Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel's face
  7. OK, if you insist. Stand and Deliver My wife is a high school math teacher so I've had the pleasure of seeing this one several times. Good flick. Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training.
  8. Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living
  9. I'm Gonna Miss Her by Brad Paisley
  10. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
  11. Some of us would really miss you if you weren't here, excathie.
  12. Is this still alive? Teachers Ralph Macchio The Karate Kid
  13. No. Shot for walking up to somebody's front door and trying to open it without their knowing about it.
  14. Trying that here in NC is a good way to get yourself shot.
  15. Here's a few right off the top of the old head: N.C. State Wolfpack Tulane Green Wave Stanford Cardinal Notre Dame Fighting Irish There aren't very many, especially in college sports.
  16. That is it. It was originally a Bob Dylan song.
  17. Keep away from Runaround Sue The legendary Dion DiMucci Since I know that one's right, how about this: I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken, I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children,
  18. Josh Turner is from the blink-and-you'll-miss-it town of Hannah, near Florence, SC. "Long Black Train" is an awesome song.
  19. Shades of Don Denkinger!! If the ump makes the out call, the batter's out. An umpire that knows what he's doing doesn't make the out call until he knows the ball is caught cleanly. If the batter's out, it doesn't matter if he runs to first or the catcher tags him. This lame explanation of "I didn't make the out sign" is almost as good as Bill Clinton's "I did not have sex with that woman."
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