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My favorite variation was in the first episode of the second version of this show. "*ding* THE PLANE! *ding* THE PLANE!" "Just ONE will be sufficient." But yours is clearly Tattoo in the original "FANTASY ISLAND."
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From The Hip Judd Nelson the Breakfast Club
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The jokes were Uncle Jesse with both or one Duke Boy, depending on the scene. Uncle Jesse and one were driving when Jesse drank some moonshine and then did something he didn't want to remember well. That happened at the same time as the series of jokes. The next 2 quotes were the balladeer/ narrator. Sheriff Roscoe derived Cooter's ability to repair the General Lee. Professional racer and former Hazzard resident Billy Prickett boasted to Daisy about how fast his current car could go. Your turn, George!
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Not bad! Correct!
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"STELLA! STELLA!!!!"
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Matt Damon?
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No, but you're a lot less far away with that guess. (That was not a clue.)
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*checks* That's correct, your turn.
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"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?" "No." "He gets taller." "Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.' "Hey, go easy on that!" "What I'm about to do, I won't want to remember a whole lot of." "What do you call a cowboy with a sheep under each arm?" "What?" "A playboy!" "Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?" "What?" "You get a piece of @$$ that will bring a tear to your eye." "You know why divorces are so expensive?" "Why?" "Because they're worth it!" "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B." "I don't know about you, but I'd sure hate to be that safe right about now." "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!" "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."[/b[
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Emilio Estevez?????
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The Wizard of Oz.
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Carrie Fisher the Blues Brothers John Candy
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"Kill anyone today, Curly?" "Day ain't over, yet."
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Yes. The song is pretty well known. Apparently, not so much in this room.
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In a moment often mis-rememberes, King Canute got up from being surrounded by his yes-men, went to the shore, and commanded the tide to REFUSE to come in. It came in anyway. His point? He was a king, but he was still a mortal. Now, people don't know why and think he thought he could command the tide and it actually would stop.
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Neither Caddyshack, nor Dangerfield, nor the 80s.
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*checks his clock* *compares the time zones* Hey, it's Tuesday morning. Free Post! This is a good chance for a new player, or an occasional player, to take a turn, posting some things about a movie that people could reasonably expect to remind them of the movie and get them to the answer.
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"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?" "No." "He gets taller." "Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.' "Hey, go easy on that!" "What I'm about to do, I won't want to remember a whole lot of." "What do you call a cowboy with a sheep under each arm?" "What?" "A playboy!" "What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?" "What?" "You get a piece of @$$ that will bring a tear to your eye." "Why are divorces so expensive?" "Why?" "Because they're worth it!"
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King Canute is a historical figure. He is remembered for something specific he did one day. It's remembered to this day, sometimes in an old saying, and a video by Sting included it. What he did is remembered correctly. However, people have interpreted that as him having an enormous ego, when he was actually demonstrating the opposite, to his courtiers who were yes-men. One day, he was surrounded by his courtiers, and got up, and walked to the shore. What did he do there, and what was he trying to say at the time? (What did he mean by doing it?)