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WordWolf

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  1. Wait, I know this one. It's by "The Band" and it's official title is "THE LOAD." ("Take a load off, Annie, take a load for free....")
  2. "In and around the lake. Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there." Is that a legit line in a song? Yess, it is.
  3. Flashbacks of "Stripes". "DA DO RUN RUN RUN, DA DO RUN RUN!"
  4. Next one. ""Just how old are you? Are you a Christian, or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon?" "You ever had it bad for an older woman?" "Well, the situation hasn't come up recently." "You know, considering how shot to pieces you were, it's amazing you're still alive." "Ow! Considering who's treating me, I'd say it's a miracle. Watch out. Ow! Where'd you say you studied medicine?" "Heidelberg. 1453." "Did you major in medicine or dueling?" "Both. A couple more days, you'll be able to travel." "You don't have to look quite so happy about it." "He says he heard a strange noise, we went to go check it out, and he saw three grown men with drawn swords, having it out." "Did he also see a guy in a bat costume and a long cape?"
  5. Ok, next one. Vincent Dwyer Al Columbato Charlie Bodell
  6. Yes. That Stanley Kowalski had strong lungs.
  7. My favorite variation was in the first episode of the second version of this show. "*ding* THE PLANE! *ding* THE PLANE!" "Just ONE will be sufficient." But yours is clearly Tattoo in the original "FANTASY ISLAND."
  8. I don't know the second quote, but the first is John Keating in "Dead Poets Society", a favorite of mine. The third was "Mrs Doubtfire" from the movie of the same name. Those were both played by ROBIN WILLIAMS. If I'm correct, give me time to post a new one.
  9. From The Hip Judd Nelson the Breakfast Club
  10. I heard this in passing, months ago, while I was multitasking and it was in the background. It is frustrating not to pull up the memory. John Adams????
  11. The jokes were Uncle Jesse with both or one Duke Boy, depending on the scene. Uncle Jesse and one were driving when Jesse drank some moonshine and then did something he didn't want to remember well. That happened at the same time as the series of jokes. The next 2 quotes were the balladeer/ narrator. Sheriff Roscoe derived Cooter's ability to repair the General Lee. Professional racer and former Hazzard resident Billy Prickett boasted to Daisy about how fast his current car could go. Your turn, George!
  12. No, but you're a lot less far away with that guess. (That was not a clue.)
  13. "Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?" "No." "He gets taller." "Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.' "Hey, go easy on that!" "What I'm about to do, I won't want to remember a whole lot of." "What do you call a cowboy with a sheep under each arm?" "What?" "A playboy!" "Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?" "What?" "You get a piece of @$$ that will bring a tear to your eye." "You know why divorces are so expensive?" "Why?" "Because they're worth it!" "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B." "I don't know about you, but I'd sure hate to be that safe right about now." "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!" "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."[/b[
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