Too Gray Now

.... (**moan**) Oh Dot... Send more help... yes more ... Wait a min.! Don't you think she's pushin' kinda low for my HEART!!??

Whewww, Dot... that was a close one!! I was looking at that post on the last page... and started singing "I'm Proud to Be an American" and then... then... They were tellin' me I had been out for a while but they coudn't get me to stop smilin' !

Tom... after one of your Snow Cones, people need a place to warm up!

I didn't sleep a wink last night!! Worried about Ex's chair. I'm gonna go see if HER name is in the phone book and see if she wants me to bring this over.

But, I have some new music! I booked a band out of Oshkosh, WI. I told the booking agent we wanted to have a happy time. Ya wanna Polka, Dot? (I am sorry.. I HAD to say that!)

Dot, I was out in the barn... putting on the finishing touches to Ex's new chair... I was thinking she would like a something not so "regal". Something more country... Something more "Box 328, New Knoxville, OH" style. What do you think???? Yes???? NO????

And hereeeeerrrrrsssss DOT (and Mr. Dot) Showing us all how to Tango!

Hey... Ex is HERE!! She is leading the Line Dance!! You Go, GIRL!

And Tom... What a GREAT job on the snow cones!! We Got FIRE and ICE!! This party is really starting to take shape...

Oh.. Vickles... Now this is BEAUTIFULLLLLL How did you get all those tables doen.. and each with their own VOLCANO...!! Very Cool.

About the runners... No.. that's not me... But did you see Chris Gee* in the picture... 4th from the front, inside line.

Dot... What does the Branded Tuba Player have up his nose...? Are those Kool filter-less?

Ex, Did you say you wanted a chair that would get your Knees and Walrus parallel?

Ex, I had that Way Builder guy pee into a cup after seeing him sawing your chair in half... Dot was right... He was on acid... Sorrrrreeee.

Al, As to the VERY GIFTED band I found their names... "Triscuit", "Nilla", "Ritzi", and "Waverly" is all I can tell you. Their sign on the side of the bus said… “Will Play For Caviar” I though it said.. “Will PAY for Caviar”… now they want US to provide the caviar – like we have that kind of $$$ in the budget for this party… pssssttt… AL…. They did say THEY would supply the crackers… I mean, what can I say??? Except… maybe we should just Reach for Nabisco!

WOW!!! DOT!!! You found my old horn!! Thanks. It was stolen off back stage at the ROA... (and they say you could leave your "wallet" out.. sure... but not your HORN!" Just let me at him, but I can't see his face... --> Probably Jeff Petro****... he always had his eye on my ax!

Hey Al, The one in the middle... her name is "Triscuit" She said she played in band with you. I don't know if you remember her, she said she filled out a lot after high school.

Hey, but wait... I went out side to get quiet and gather my thoughts and... There was a motorcoach with some VERY capable musicians just stoppped along the road. So I asked them in. Promised them some ice cream Let me introduce them...

And Dot... I tried turning up the music in a hurry, but I knocked over the turn table and it broke... no more music. Sorry.............

Dot, I did what you asked... I got that new Way Builder and asked him to fix the chair so that it wouldn't bother Ex anymore... I think he misunderstood.

Tom, Back that truck up and let's off load some ice cream! I got a wicked case of the munchies. Dot... I do have the music playing softly... its... its.. (lemme look at the CD case)... its Acoustic Alchemy. Do ya like it? I got the volume down low. I was thinking of Stevie Wonder's album, Songs in The Key of Life "Isn't she love - L -ee" "Isn't she mar - vel - ous" Ah... back when music was music

Why,?? What did she get you, anyway...?? Oh, My Go...! Look at THOSE!!! :D--> A 14 karet Gold Bladeless knife set!!!! (Handles not included)

AL Poole!! So glad you're here... Dot gave me a gift to give to you... I wrapped it up after I set the fire extinguisher off, so its a little dusty... and the lid is taped down tight so you have to fight to get it opened up by the lecturn... but hey We are just so DANG glad you could make it! Open it Al... Open It!

Hey, you guys! Don't worry about boredom... Come on over to the 11th corps thread... We got a PARTY about to happen!!! We got stuff on fire... we got funny brownies... we got so much goin' on... except it hasn't started, yet.

Where's our meeting coordinator??? HEY DOT! DOT!! DOT!!!! Do want I should go ahead and sweep up the ash? If I can't find the Kirby repairman... you know we are forbidden to do anything except empty the bag... And the bag is starting to smoke, now! Fire safety... I must remember my fire safety training... Steve Unr** could handle this!! Let's see if I remember.... hold the canister... pull the pin... look down the end of teh black tube to make sure it isn't blocked... and then... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............!!!!!!!!!!