Human without the bean

I have no idea how this got here. I thought I was posting in Humor. Oh well. ....................................................................................So, I gather that I am in Humor. I just though it would be one continuous joke after another. OK I'll stop! :P

Cults are like a Chinese finger trap. They are easy to get into, but very hard to get out of. I just made that up.

I was on a ski lift one summer with my parents. I was like 14 years old. No snow on the ground. My parents were riding behind me, and my sister in front. I was showing off when suddenly I slipped and something prevented me from falling 40 feet below on the rocky bare mountain side. I just know an angel saved me from falling. I never saw an angel..... My wife has twice. Both times our son was in a crowd of people, a concert, and in a busy store, when he became separated from her. After a few frantic moments, my wife says a woman very calmly just pointed and said, "He's over there". And, then they were gone.

This is not that hard guys. It's just after awhile, if someone would just guess or say something, I would think someone is playing. No worries.

I'm looking for a few good prospects. Do you know anyone that is willing to throw everything in their lives away, willing to get up and leave their families, willing to have everything that they have taken away from them, are willing to leave their friends behind, and give it all away, leave everything behind?, so that you they can hear the truth that hasn't been heard since the 1st century that.............................Then, come join us. Well teach you.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't look around once in a while, you may miss it!

The show is on the country channel (on cable) and usually, a rock artist such as John Melloncamp for example, plays with a country artist such as Reba McIntire and it's called Crossroads. ~Cream~ Crossroads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_aw0Mu0Wus&feature=related Freebie

Ghost Busters Sigourney Weaver Avatar

this Dialogue kinda sounds like a movie out a while ago, (and one that I haven't seen either) just guessing: The Vow?

Hard Sun ~Eddie Vedder~

Wild Orchid Mickey Rourke Nine 1/2 Weeks

I was going with the secondary cast here. Not pulling anything over you, am I George?

Oh, that's Married With Children Here's one: Jane Curtin Kristen Johnston French Stewart Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Beauty and The Beast?

Yes, that's the one George. I was shooting for a line with more than 4 or 5 words. (You had me at hello, or, Show me the money) Good job. Your up.

Way too vague. Sorry. How about this: I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

What do you get when you mix Country & Rock? You know, the tv show.

I'm going down to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side. Going down to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side. You can still barrelhouse, baby, On the riverside. You can run, you can run, Tell my friend-boy Willie Brown. You can run, you can run, Tell my friend-boy Willie Brown. And I'm standing [the song title] Believe I'm sinking down.

Stumped? A guy by the name kennedy was in CHL.

Sandusky found guilty on 45 of 48 counts. That should keep in jail for the rest of his life, if he makes it that long. The guy don't look to good.

Yes, that's it.

New Flick: That's how you become great man. Hang your balls out there! and how about another: You are my ambassador of Quan man.

Another song: So we sailed into the sun, til we found a sea of green

OK. I'm going down to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side. Going down to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side.

He needs to rot in jail and then die. I should suggest that this probably will happen, however, whenever big time defence lawyers are paid big time "Guan" (jerry maguire), and the corrupt officials residing in our judicial system are paid off as well, I fear that often it isn't the case. examples: Roger Clemens, Sen. John Edwards, and Eric Holder. Now that's justice.