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If I were to guess (and it would be a guess), I'd go with The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford But I'd be guessing.

it is Twilight.

Right track. Very wrong train.

OK, let's try one more time... Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who routinely kills animals to take his mind of his desire to kill people instead. Remember, part of the description is SUPPOSED to throw you off. It's not just a plot summary: it's an accurate but misleading plot summary.

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Snoop Dogg? Ugh. Trying to remember that black-themed "Airplane" movie (which MUST have been financed by the KKK it was so racist...) Umm, where was I? Oh yeah... Soul Plane Tom Arnold True Lies

So what we're really saying, then, is that Wierwille wasn't really a Doctor, but he was no less a doctor than oodles of other preachers wandering around the country with the title "The Rev. Dr." I've met a number of people with that title, and let me tell you, I don't find it that far-fetched. But then, I don't recall asking anyone with that title where they got the title from.

The felonious crimes thing might be throwing you off. Let me try something else: Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who has a habit of breaking and entering, not to mention routinely slaughtering wild animals. The "creepy old guy" is throwing you off, but that's on purpose.

Listen to what the babies are thinking...

That is... seriously not correct.

And now, back to our program: Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who commits felonious crimes without care and routinely slaughters animals.

It's probably considered an old movie now, but not by us. Of course, it's also a new movie, relatively speaking. But this is the old movie.

Teenage girl falls for creepy old guy who commits felonious crimes without care and routinely slaughters animals. Did not!

Denzel Washington Carbon Copy George Segal Who saw THAT one coming?

Let's just assume you're right and you can move the game along...

Sean Penn Mystic River Kevin Bacon Because now and then, as a matter of principal, the game ought to come back and pay homage to Kevin Bacon.

Smurfs is the best answer Enchanted would work if not for the "they"

As for vpw's snowstorm hotel story, it should be clear by now that there was no angel on either side of that phone call.

The gullibility of the hearer is no guarantee of the integrity of the speaker. The notion that people took Wierwille the Deceiver at his word and didn't question his credentials proves only that we trusted him, not that he earned or deserved that trust.

The Hangover. "The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."

First of all, let's clarify something: I refuse to even discuss the issue if the opening line was "If he wasn't really a doctor..." Ok? There's no "if." There's a "Now that it's been established," but that's far different from "if." If you want to start the dialogue with "If he wasn't really a doctor," then you are starting with the premise that he WAS really a doctor, and you must thus abandon the "but it doesn't matter to me" position you took earlier, seeing as it clearly DOES matter to you. "If the moon isn't made of green cheese, then why didn't you challenge it before you were born?" The second half is not worth addressing because the first half is absurd. "If Elvis isn't really alive, what about the people who've spotted him in Alabama truck stops?" See? The second half doesn't need to be addressed because the first half is so silly. "If Wierwille wasn't a doctor, why didn't you call him on it before he died?" If? IF?? Ain't no if.

Okay, no one knows who was in Manhunter. Shame, cuz it was a great movie remade as the Hannibal Lecter flick "Red Dragon." Manhunter actually came out a few years before Silence of the Lambs. And Hannibal was played by... Brian Cox The Ring Naomi Watts

I always thought Planet of the Apes was the most racist movie of all time. You're up, Lupine.

White man learns he doesn't rule the world anymore because THEY took over.

Every time I see this thread, I want to shout "no more monkeys jumping on the bed!"